What is the most mismatched battle you can think of?

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You know those really mismatched battles you wanna post from time to time...as a joke, of course.

But you know a mod would just come along and lock it within the first hour or so?

Well, That's what this thread is for! you post the most massively-mismatched-super-ultra-curb-stomp-type battle ideas you can think of below, and the best part is....you don't get in trouble for it!

Rules.

  • Well....There are none!

Here's mine. :)

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All combatants are bloodlusted.

Batman has five years prep and a Green Lantern ring.

Fight takes place in New York City.

Who wins and why?

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#2  Edited By Strider1992

Rulk stomps them all using the Loeb-force.

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#4  Edited By MythiiC

Batman with 5 years prep & a gl ring? Think that the team might just take this one... So, do we put a mismatched battle as well?

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@TheAcidSkull: @Strider92: No ideas of your own?

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@MythiiC: That's what I made the thread for. :)

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#7  Edited By Equonox

The Presence vs. The Riddler.

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#8  Edited By MethoKi

Jason Todd vs a crowbar

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#9  Edited By AllStarSuperman

a little while ago some one made a kickass vs galactus

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#10  Edited By OneeyedMonster

Storm vs Wonderwoman

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#13  Edited By Frocharocha

Doomsday vs a School bully.

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#14  Edited By AllStarSuperman

@AngryHulks: in whos favor is that a stomp, remember kick ass with prep has a jetpack with machine guns.

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#15  Edited By MasterAction

Aunt May vs Deathstroke

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#16  Edited By Killemall

@Batman242 said:

Jason Todd vs a crowbar

Ok i know this is a stomp, not sure stomp for whose favor though seemed like the hardest question to answer :p

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#17  Edited By JonSmith

@Batman242 said:

Jason Todd vs a crowbar

Oh, that's just mean.

On topic: Superman Prime One Million vs Stilt Man (Wilbur Day).

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#18  Edited By Killemall

@MasterAction said:

Aunt May vs Deathstroke

Morals on they get married.

morals off it ends in a one night stands.

Not really a curbstomp i would think

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#19  Edited By mk111

@Frocharocha:

I'm rooting for Doomsday.

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TOAA vs Aunt May.

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#23  Edited By JackKnight

Carnage

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Lucifer Morningstar

Do I even need to say anything?

P.S. someone match this thread for the biggest LOLs ever NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#24  Edited By mk111

@SoA said:

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I want whatever crack Batman fans are on...

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#25  Edited By Frocharocha

@JackKnight said:

Carnage

vs

Lucifer Morningstar

Do I even need to say anything?

P.S. someone match this thread for the biggest LOLs ever NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Naaaaaaaaaaah:

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#26  Edited By MethoKi

@Killemall said:

@Batman242 said:

Jason Todd vs a crowbar

Ok i know this is a stomp, not sure stomp for whose favor though seemed like the hardest question to answer :p

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Well, from these two sets of scans, we can conclude that once you go up against a crowbar, you're goin' down. :P

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#27  Edited By SoA

@mk111: lol

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#28  Edited By Raw_Material

ANY Battle with a bloodlusted Flash (Barry Allen). He could just keep using his phasing attacks and never stop running. No one would ever catch him.

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#29  Edited By spartan92

Aunt may vs 100 thugs with baseball bats.

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#30  Edited By Frocharocha

The Living Tribunal vs Osama Bin Laden

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@Lone_Wolf_and_Cub: @spartan92: Your right. Aunt May totally stomps on both rounds... Using her penance stare.

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#32  Edited By spartan92

@Battle_Forum_Junkie said:

@Lone_Wolf_and_Cub: @spartan92: Your right. Aunt May totally stomps on both rounds... Using her penance stare.

Ha, i forgot she had that..... its overkill then.

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#33  Edited By JackKnight

@Frocharocha: OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >.< now thats is definatly a curbstomp! ;)

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#34  Edited By indy84

Darkseid vs Stairs

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#35  Edited By Frocharocha

@indy84 said:

Darkseid vs Stairs

He enters in coma for being too fat. Stair wins.

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#36  Edited By MethoKi

Alan Scott vs a bat.

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#37  Edited By spartan92

@Frocharocha said:

The Living Tribunal vs Osama Bin Laden

post or pre death ?

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Doctor Doom.

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Aunt May.

May has one month prep and access to Doom's baby pictures. XD

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The Spectre vs the Penguin

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#41  Edited By Lvenger

Seriously why are battles made that even try to compare Hancock to people like Superman or Thanos or even the Thing? Really gets on my nerves

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#42  Edited By SUNMAN

Melkor vs Aquaman

Galactus vs Spider-Man

Goku vs Batman

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#43  Edited By SSJ4Hulk

Galactus vs Tarzan

Doomsday HP vs General Shepard & Makarov from Call of duty ( this 2 guys killed Ghost,Roach,Soap and Dimitri)

PR Beyonder vs Fred Flinstone

Thor ,Silver Surfer ,Sentry ,Supeman ,Gladiator ,WWHulk ,8day Juggernaut vs Louie Andersen

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#44  Edited By JackKnight

@Battle_Forum_Junkie: Aunt May murderstomps, escpecially if she has Dr Doom's baby pictures LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

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#45  Edited By laflux

Yosmite Sam vs The Fulcrum

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#46  Edited By JackKnight

Spider-Man

Batman (Adam West)

The Doctor (All incarnations)

The Master (All Incarnations)

Carnage

and

Catwoman

VS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lucifer Morningstar

Morpheus AKA Dream of the Endless

Rama Kushna

Q from Star Trek

and

The Living Tribunal!!!!!!!!!

Rules:

Team 1 get 2 years of prep

Team 2 gets none!

Takes place here

FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

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#47  Edited By kagetaicho

Magneto vs Cyber. Not the worst stomp in the world but still would be interesting to see what conditions both combatants come out like.

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#48  Edited By rolldestroyer

@JackKnight: adam west batman solos he would pull the cosmic beings reppelent spray, easy win, XD

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#49  Edited By Lvenger

This isn't a comic book battle so much as a clash of talent

Cobain had more talent in his pinky than Bieber could ever hope to achieve in a lifetime. Mismatched musical talent

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#50  Edited By bigcimmerian

I once made Jarvis vs Galactus, but I made Jarvis bloodlusted to make that battle more fair.