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#1 Posted by Hypnos0929 (4255 posts) - - Show Bio

People should tell jokes because jokes make people happy

People should stop judging millennials because generations before were much worse

People should not be allowed to form like minded groups because it eventually promotes hate

People should tip $5.00 and 20% of the bill because they need the money

People should keep their children in control while in public

People should read more books because it exposes people to new ideas

People should respect teenagers better because we're people too

People should stop being taught Shakespeare because Shakespeare is to classical

People should encourage learning the origin of words because it's funny to learn

People should stop watching Cartoon Network because Cartoon Network is now a spit in the faces of people who like cartoons

People should watch Cinemasins online because it makes you think about the plot of movies

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#2 Posted by TVC-15 (2133 posts) - - Show Bio

People should tell jokes because jokes make people happy

I hate whimsical or, I don't know, flowery prompts like this.

People should stop judging millennials because generations before were much worse

I don't know about "best", but this is probably the easiest.

People should not be allowed to form like minded groups because it eventually promotes hate

An arguments could obviously be made, but it'd be one of those essays were I'm more or less bullshitting for an A, an again, I hate those.

People should tip $5.00 and 20% of the bill because they need the money

Not this one. Hell, I'd just stretch, "get a better job" into 20 pages.

People should keep their children in control while in public

This is a "duh" prompt, the kind they use in 3 or 4th grade. I mean, what's the opposition to this argument? "If my child wants to ride on the damn Gorilla's back, you shut up and let him"? It's easy, but I'd feel like an idiot writing it.

People should read more books because it exposes people to new ideas

Again, duh.

People should respect teenagers better because we're people too

Nah, screw teens.

People should stop being taught Shakespeare because Shakespeare is to classical

I don't know how anyone could write this one without looking like a damn mouth-breather.

People should encourage learning the origin of words because it's funny to learn

People should stop watching Cartoon Network because Cartoon Network is now a spit in the faces of people who like cartoons

People should watch Cinemasins online because it makes you think about the plot of movies

This is all just dumb.

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#3 Posted by just_banter (9886 posts) - - Show Bio

If it's for school the topic you pick means nothing in the grand scheme. So, with that in mind

People should stop watching Cartoon Network because Cartoon Network is now a spit in the faces of people who like cartoons

Imo that would be the funnest to write about, so it's what I would choose.

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#4 Posted by slimj87d (13200 posts) - - Show Bio

Might Guy is FTL.

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#5 Posted by jloneblackheart (7506 posts) - - Show Bio

Looking through the topics, I'd guess late middle school.