Weird comic couples.

London and Minerva.

I have no idea who they are. What's so weird about them other than they're wolf people (I'm assuming that's normal for the comic?)

@feartheliving: Forget the wolf-part. I talking about her being a Cerberus. She is technically three women.

It's from a series named Spinnerette.

been done.

Also Snow White married the Big Badwolf. Wat. I really like their relationship though...

Ah I see.

Rogue and Magneto

Rachel Grey and John Sublime (well, that one never really went anywhere)

Jason Todd & Scarlet

Saa and Dyltah...but in a nice way :)

@bumpyboo: ... I want to do a Google-search, but I'm not sure if I dare.

@waezi2: Hehe! I have the series, it's actually really well written, would recommend it to anyone :) Is not as silly as it looks ^_^

@bumpyboo: In that case, I will read it if given the chance.

Yanagi/Heads/Neyn

@darthaznable: Snow and Bibgy are awesome!

Wildvine and her last Cookie... Creepy stuff.

Killalla of the Glow and Sto-Oa

BRB and Sif! Marvel put them back together! Thor has other girls, it's not like you have to follow Norse myth anyhow!

Scarlet witch and quicksilver

@jhaigo: Not just weird, but also WRONG! X¤

Celty and Shinra

Can you belive that they were once Marvel's weirdest couple?

Today, they seems like they were one of the more normal one.

@jhaigo: They're brother and sister. . .

@eisenfauste: exactly.

Ultimate Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver were in a relationship, so yes incest

Scarlet Witch and The Vision was also always pretty weird to me

@jphu8414: What the fack! I just reread some ultimates and noticed they were a little too close to each other, was it blatantly said they were in a relationship or is it assumed? I swear ultimates ruined a bunch of characters.

@eisenfauste: Yeah it was...kind of creepy to say the least and I don't remember if they ever blatantly said it but it was pretty obvious, Wolverine even spied on them this one time and watched. Everyone pretty much knew it too including other members of the Ultimates

@jphu8414: WTF is up with the ultimates comic book writers, they have a sick mind, one of the reasons I don't like the ultimates right there :P

Thanos and Death

That is hack writer Jeph Loeb. If you read the Ultimates or Ultimates 2 by Millar, it is head's above that schlock.

@waezi2: Celty and Shinra are so funny though. And I want to say Isaac and Miria just because I don't actually know if they're a romantic couple or just a really wacky duo. There is like NO sexual ANYTHING between them even when they were clearly shown to walk around in their underwear together.

@darthaznable: Hell f*cking yes. I love those two

@wolfrazer: I always thought that relationship was weird and kinda creepy until I read Immonen and Schiti's JiM. I hadn't read anything of Sif and BRB before then and nothing after but it was so well done that I like it. The subtext was enough to get a feel of the history between them and I want to know more. But you can guess my problem; I've no idea where to start.

@risingbean: Looks like I'll have to add jeph Loeb to my list of writers I don't like lol, good at least someone more capable like Millar took the reins

@night4345 said:

Thanos and Death

Lol

@eisenfauste: Millar did take back over, but it was post Ultimatum and not quite up to peak. The absolute best Ultimates (or even Ultimate Universe) stuff in my opinion is to go back to the beginning and read Ultimates 1 and 2. Loeb did Ultimates 3 so ignore it.It's a nonsensical, piss poor written mess. Oh and it has the inevitable Wolverine crossover.

@risingbean: What are the first and second ultimates about, are they the ones with colossus and Cap, in Russia?

Laser Eraser and Alex Pressbutton are weirdest and most prominent couple for sure. Deadly assassin clone of ancient woman warrior Ektryn and 76 and half percent robotic florist who hates organic natural stuff etc. In their relationship they even have the button of pleasure and Mysta is always ready to polish some metal. Greatness is with them. Adorable and lovely couple they are

By the way it's really strange and weird that nobody mentioned Swamp Thing and Abigail Arcane. They were cool enough. Narcotic fruits, Gotham judgment, ruined marriages, having sex with JC's help, Anton Arcane making love with his niece...they definitly were cool and weird enough

@kharms: You have a point. They are usually a classic in this kinds of threads.

I see that everyone here complains about the usage of incest by Jeph Loeb. Why not? Especially when it comes to Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch. Fits very well. They reminded me about one more couple from 2000 AD: Nikolai Dante, Alexandr and Alexandra Romanovs - incest-loving siblings with some freaking nanobot-something weapons and healing factors. Classical freaks.

@eisenfauste: I think you're thinking of Ultimate Nightmare. It was a mini series setting up Galactus.

Ultimates 1 was the formation of the team and their fight with the Hulk. Ultimates 2 was about the Liberators and the politics of the Ultimates being utilized as persons of mass destruction. It was my personal favorite arc in the Ultimate U.

If you are so inclined Veshark and myself go over the fight against the Hulk in our first* Ultimate Fight Night blog.

*and currently only. We're working on the second.

Comics are weird

@wolfrazer said:

BRB and Sif! Marvel put them back together! Thor has other girls, it's not like you have to follow Norse myth anyhow!

Please, no.

There is a new comic series (a 6 parter) called The Royals that have the suggestion of an incestuous relationship (or potential of one) which in context of the story, makes sense. Well, not really but I know it would be important. I might not be doing the creative team any favours by mentioning it here but it really is a really good comic.

My contribution to this thread is Doop plus anyone. I don't care what he supposedly can do, imagining him as a sex god doesn't cut it for me, haha. (I love the character though).

@hislolita: The Royals - looks aristocratic with Brian Bolland's cover for the first issue. Some kind of british-arthurian Mordred thing i guess, gonna purchase and read it. Thanks

About weird couples, there is Doom Patrol's stuff. Cliff Steel is a very romantic robot-person. There was something going on between Robotman and Elasti-girl before she died, I'm sure Negative-man was with them in this. Threesome etc. And never forget about Crazy Jane with her billion personalities. Even without penis Cliff has a taste for good women

Mika and Seiji.

Stalker gets plastic surgery, so that she will look like her object of stalkings first love: A decapitated head in a jar.

Kyle and Donna.

Need I say any more?

Y'know what's really weird? My biggest problem with this is just the age difference.

Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch...

Jmarshmallow

@jthood said:

Jason Todd & Scarlet

what the hell? that girl he is with looks creepy.

@ryagan said:

@amazingwebhead said:

Need I say any more?

Y'know what's really weird? My biggest problem with this is just the age difference.

Poor Peter. That's got to be some kind of living hell.

Swamp Thing and Abby Arcane. Weird and beautiful.