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Posted by waezi2 (24654 posts) - - Show Bio

Click here to read original 5-panel.

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You shall feel my wrath, Reed Richards. I, Victor Van Damme, Will personalla-

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WAIT! Hold on, stop, time out... Your name... is Damn?

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... Well, that's not how it's spelled, but yes, that's how it's pronounced. Why?

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Oh, no reason, besides that it sounds freaking stupid! Why would Bendis change the name of one of the most beloved/hated villains in comic history?!

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Perhaps making a more likely last-name than Doom?

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Oh, PLEASE! That name is even more villain-stereotypically than Doom! He might as well have named you Count Dracula!

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Actually, I'm a late ascendant of Dracula.

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ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME!?!?! Now you REALLY ARE a silly comic-villain! You might as well walk around with a tophat and a mustache to twirl!

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Dude, relax! Aren't you suppose to summarize the comic?

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I don't give a Damme anymore!

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#1 Edited by CaptainMarvel4Ever (9890 posts) - - Show Bio

For the record Warren Ellis was responsible for co-writing the first volume of Ultimate FF so it may have been his idea.

Either way very humorous.

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#3 Posted by amazing_webhead (9817 posts) - - Show Bio

still not as stupid as the metal darts and goat legs or him being king of the homeless

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#5 Posted by Claymore1998 (16541 posts) - - Show Bio

@waezi2: awesome stuff. Super hilarious as always.

Keep up the good work ^_^

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#6 Posted by TheIncredibleSuperHulk8642 (4519 posts) - - Show Bio
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#8 Posted by Santon3000 (44 posts) - - Show Bio

Van damme makes a lot more sense

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#9 Edited by Claymore1998 (16541 posts) - - Show Bio

@waezi2: no worried friend it was an absolute pleasure ^_^

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#11 Posted by amazing_webhead (9817 posts) - - Show Bio

i dunno, you make a lot of sense, but i kinda like the idea of Doom being descended from the House of Dracula. also, Van Damme is an actual last name. with a name like "Von Doom" they might as well have made his first name "Doctor". and i can't believe i'm saying this, but even "Domashev" sounds more believable.

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#12 Posted by Green_Tea (10480 posts) - - Show Bio

And it’s because of series like this that the Ultimate Universe died a slow death.

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#13 Posted by waezi2 (24654 posts) - - Show Bio

Bump, because why the hell not?

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#14 Posted by Toratorn (7131 posts) - - Show Bio

This is hilarious.

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