Thanos Respect Thread: Pimp Hand Edition

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#1  Edited By mysticmedivh

Introduction

Greetings, ladies and gentlemen of Comic Vine. I, MysticMedivh, bring you this special never-before-seen respect thread of Thanos. Today I'll be detailing the illustrious and renowned feats of Thanos using his one and only exalted pimp hand. Watch as a he pimp smacks the life out of puny, pathetic mortals. It makes Batman's Bat-Kick's look like a joke!

The King Pimp, Thanos
The King Pimp, Thanos

Thanos's Pimp Hand comes in various forms including:

  • Pimp Hand
  • Pimp Smack
  • Pimp Fist
  • Pimp Slap
  • Pimp Strike

King Pimp Thanos and his fellow friend Darkseid
King Pimp Thanos and his fellow friend Darkseid

Comparisons With Other Characters

Thanos, of course, isn't the only character known to have pimp smacked. However, characters such as the ones shown above have only been known to do it once or twice throughout their character history. These limited feats are nothing compared to how many times Thanos does it on a regular basis. Thanos surpasses them in the quantity and quality of pimp hands.

How Thanos Does It

Like a hawk gazing upon its prey, Thanos (wearing his special pimp glasses) scours the surrounding area for plebeians to smack.
Like a hawk gazing upon its prey, Thanos (wearing his special pimp glasses) scours the surrounding area for plebeians to smack.

The Feats

Smacking a kitty that had it coming
Smacking a kitty that had it coming
Pimp Smacking Mar-Vell, Captain Marvel
Pimp Smacking Mar-Vell, Captain Marvel
Pimp Slapping Adam Warlock
Pimp Slapping Adam Warlock
Multi Pimp Handing Thor, Iron Man, Beast, and Vision
Multi Pimp Handing Thor, Iron Man, Beast, and Vision
Pimp Handing the In-Betweener
Pimp Handing the In-Betweener
Pimp Fisting Thor
Pimp Fisting Thor
Pimp Fisting Thor again
Pimp Fisting Thor again
Pimp Fisting the Hulk
Pimp Fisting the Hulk
Smacking Mar-Vell, Captain Marvel, again
Smacking Mar-Vell, Captain Marvel, again
Double Pimp Handing Hulk and Drax
Double Pimp Handing Hulk and Drax
Pimp Slapping Captain America
Pimp Slapping Captain America
Pimp Fisting Ronan the Accuser
Pimp Fisting Ronan the Accuser
Smacking Ganymede
Smacking Ganymede
Pimp Fisting Champion
Pimp Fisting Champion
Pimp Smacking Beta Ray Bill
Pimp Smacking Beta Ray Bill
Pimp Handing Tyrant
Pimp Handing Tyrant
Shattering Captain America's Shield with a Pimp Smack
Shattering Captain America's Shield with a Pimp Smack
Pimp Smacking Frog Thor
Pimp Smacking Frog Thor
Pimp Handing Jack of Hearts
Pimp Handing Jack of Hearts
Pimp Handing Thing
Pimp Handing Thing
Pimp Slapping Silver Surfer
Pimp Slapping Silver Surfer
Pimp Handing Mephisto
Pimp Handing Mephisto
Pimp Hands Firelord
Pimp Hands Firelord
Pimp Hands She Hulk
Pimp Hands She Hulk
Pimp hands some alien
Pimp hands some alien

The Conclusion

And there we have it folks! Those are all the scans I have of Thanos, if you have any more please feel free to post some and I'll add them to the OP. Hopefully, my fellow Viner's will now gain a new-found respect for Thanos and his pimp hand.

100% Thanos approved
100% Thanos approved

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You tagged me three times.... And I thank you just as much for showing me this.

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@mysticmedivh: easy on those dupes, you beautiful human being

but ill have to hurt you for that Adam Warlock scan

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#5  Edited By mysticmedivh

@comicace3 said:

You tagged me three times.... And I thank you just as much for showing me this.

For some reason when I posted this thread it wouldn't show up so I pressed "post" twice or so which resulted in an error before two threads showed up (one was a duplicate) in which I deleted the dupe and kept this one.

I apologize to anyone reading this thread who has received multiple notifications, it was not my intention.

Edit:

Apparently you all get notifications when I edit this thread. Sorry for the inconvenience.

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@comicace3 said:

You tagged me three times.... And I thank you just as much for showing me this.

For some reason when I posted this thread it wouldn't show up so I pressed "post" twice or so which resulted in an error before two threads showed up (one was a duplicate) in which I deleted the dupe and kept this one.

*Shrugs* I ain't even mad. You did a good job.

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Beautiful

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#9  Edited By homicidalmaniac

The cops arrest Thanos for pimping

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#10 frozen  Moderator

LOL.

This is brilliant.

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Love it!

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Forgot to tag you as well, @killerwasp!

On another note:

There are several characters that I haven't specified who Thanos is smacking, that is because I don't know their names. If some of you could help me out in identifying them that would help.

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I guess Comic Vine's notification system thought this was too important not to tell me about four times...

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@comicace3 said:

You tagged me three times.... And I thank you just as much for showing me this.

For some reason when I posted this thread it wouldn't show up so I pressed "post" twice or so which resulted in an error before two threads showed up (one was a duplicate) in which I deleted the dupe and kept this one.

I apologize to anyone reading this thread who has received multiple notifications, it was not my intention.

bro your good no one will get that upset about it. especially with how great this thread is

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*slow claps*

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Darkseid's better.

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Best thread ever my friend xD

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I guess Comic Vine's notification system thought this was too important not to tell me about four times...

This.

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@jashro44 said:

@i_like_swords said:

I guess Comic Vine's notification system thought this was too important not to tell me about four times...

This.

That lol

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@mysticmedivh:

Smacking an alien is Ronan

Smacking a chick is Ganymede

smacking someone else is the Champion

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Beautiful.

Positively beautiful.

However, if you ever say blasphemy like this again...

It makes Batman's Bat-Kick's look like a joke!

...I'll have to excommunicate you.

Jmarshmallow

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I prefer Wally's.

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@mysticmedivh:

Smacking an alien is Ronan

Smacking a chick is Ganymede

smacking someone else is the Champion

Thank you very much!

Beautiful.

Positively beautiful.

However, if you ever say blasphemy like this again...

It makes Batman's Bat-Kick's look like a joke!

...I'll have to excommunicate you.

Jmarshmallow

Pfffft...

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#28  Edited By CheeseSticks

All these pimp hand, I LOVE IT

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@jmarshmallow said:

Beautiful.

Positively beautiful.

However, if you ever say blasphemy like this again...

It makes Batman's Bat-Kick's look like a joke!

...I'll have to excommunicate you.

Jmarshmallow

Pfffft...

Loading Video...

Everybody gets one.

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#31  Edited By serrure

@mysticmedivh: when he edits it i get a tag... freaking awesome now ill be 100% up to date on Thanos pimp smacks

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another good thor one

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Beta Ray Bill knows the pimp hand

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#37  Edited By TheLurker

pfft! Barney slaps unruly little children for a living.

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@mysticmedivh: Great thread. Our friend does indeed love to use his pimp hand!

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DON'T YOU EVER DISRESPECT THE BAT-KICK.

That being said, all hail the pimp hand.

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#44  Edited By BappyRonChantin
#Respect
#Respect

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Quite impressive hand.

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pfft! Barney slaps unruly little children for a living.

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This is the greatest thing in the history of anything.

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LOL