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#1 Edited by MysticMedivh (32250 posts) - - Show Bio

Introduction

Greetings, ladies and gentlemen of Comic Vine. I, MysticMedivh, bring you this special never-before-seen respect thread of Thanos. Today I'll be detailing the illustrious and renowned feats of Thanos using his one and only exalted pimp hand. Watch as a he pimp smacks the life out of puny, pathetic mortals. It makes Batman's Bat-Kick's look like a joke!

The King Pimp, Thanos
The King Pimp, Thanos

Thanos's Pimp Hand comes in various forms including:

  • Pimp Hand
  • Pimp Smack
  • Pimp Fist
  • Pimp Slap
  • Pimp Strike

King Pimp Thanos and his fellow friend Darkseid
King Pimp Thanos and his fellow friend Darkseid

Comparisons With Other Characters

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Thanos, of course, isn't the only character known to have pimp smacked. However, characters such as the ones shown above have only been known to do it once or twice throughout their character history. These limited feats are nothing compared to how many times Thanos does it on a regular basis. Thanos surpasses them in the quantity and quality of pimp hands.

How Thanos Does It

Like a hawk gazing upon its prey, Thanos (wearing his special pimp glasses) scours the surrounding area for plebeians to smack.
Like a hawk gazing upon its prey, Thanos (wearing his special pimp glasses) scours the surrounding area for plebeians to smack.

The Feats

Smacking a kitty that had it coming
Smacking a kitty that had it coming
Pimp Smacking Mar-Vell, Captain Marvel
Pimp Smacking Mar-Vell, Captain Marvel
Pimp Slapping Adam Warlock
Pimp Slapping Adam Warlock
Multi Pimp Handing Thor, Iron Man, Beast, and Vision
Multi Pimp Handing Thor, Iron Man, Beast, and Vision
Pimp Handing the In-Betweener
Pimp Handing the In-Betweener
Pimp Fisting Thor
Pimp Fisting Thor
Pimp Fisting Thor again
Pimp Fisting Thor again
Pimp Fisting the Hulk
Pimp Fisting the Hulk
Smacking Mar-Vell, Captain Marvel, again
Smacking Mar-Vell, Captain Marvel, again
Double Pimp Handing Hulk and Drax
Double Pimp Handing Hulk and Drax
Pimp Slapping Captain America
Pimp Slapping Captain America
Pimp Fisting Ronan the Accuser
Pimp Fisting Ronan the Accuser
Smacking Ganymede
Smacking Ganymede
Pimp Fisting Champion
Pimp Fisting Champion
Pimp Smacking Beta Ray Bill
Pimp Smacking Beta Ray Bill
Pimp Handing Tyrant
Pimp Handing Tyrant
Shattering Captain America's Shield with a Pimp Smack
Shattering Captain America's Shield with a Pimp Smack
Pimp Smacking Frog Thor
Pimp Smacking Frog Thor
Pimp Handing Jack of Hearts
Pimp Handing Jack of Hearts
Pimp Handing Thing
Pimp Handing Thing
Pimp Slapping Silver Surfer
Pimp Slapping Silver Surfer
Pimp Handing Mephisto
Pimp Handing Mephisto
Pimp Hands Firelord
Pimp Hands Firelord
Pimp Hands She Hulk
Pimp Hands She Hulk
Pimp hands some alien
Pimp hands some alien

The Conclusion

And there we have it folks! Those are all the scans I have of Thanos, if you have any more please feel free to post some and I'll add them to the OP. Hopefully, my fellow Viner's will now gain a new-found respect for Thanos and his pimp hand.

100% Thanos approved
100% Thanos approved

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#2 Posted by comicace3 (12434 posts) - - Show Bio

You tagged me three times.... And I thank you just as much for showing me this.

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#4 Posted by serrure (5896 posts) - - Show Bio

@mysticmedivh: easy on those dupes, you beautiful human being

but ill have to hurt you for that Adam Warlock scan

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#5 Edited by MysticMedivh (32250 posts) - - Show Bio

@comicace3 said:

You tagged me three times.... And I thank you just as much for showing me this.

For some reason when I posted this thread it wouldn't show up so I pressed "post" twice or so which resulted in an error before two threads showed up (one was a duplicate) in which I deleted the dupe and kept this one.

I apologize to anyone reading this thread who has received multiple notifications, it was not my intention.

Edit:

Apparently you all get notifications when I edit this thread. Sorry for the inconvenience.

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#6 Posted by comicace3 (12434 posts) - - Show Bio

@comicace3 said:

You tagged me three times.... And I thank you just as much for showing me this.

For some reason when I posted this thread it wouldn't show up so I pressed "post" twice or so which resulted in an error before two threads showed up (one was a duplicate) in which I deleted the dupe and kept this one.

*Shrugs* I ain't even mad. You did a good job.

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#7 Posted by deactivated-5bf70359d2dd1 (16596 posts) - - Show Bio

Lol

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#8 Posted by chaos911 (4166 posts) - - Show Bio

Beautiful

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#9 Edited by homicidalmaniac (10895 posts) - - Show Bio

The cops arrest Thanos for pimping

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#10 Posted by Frozen (21123 posts) - - Show Bio

LOL.

This is brilliant.

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#11 Posted by EarthsMightiest (2765 posts) - - Show Bio

Love it!

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#12 Edited by JwwProd (20789 posts) - - Show Bio
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#13 Posted by MysticMedivh (32250 posts) - - Show Bio

Forgot to tag you as well, @killerwasp!

On another note:

There are several characters that I haven't specified who Thanos is smacking, that is because I don't know their names. If some of you could help me out in identifying them that would help.

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#14 Posted by i_like_swords (26203 posts) - - Show Bio

I guess Comic Vine's notification system thought this was too important not to tell me about four times...

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#15 Posted by serrure (5896 posts) - - Show Bio

@comicace3 said:

You tagged me three times.... And I thank you just as much for showing me this.

For some reason when I posted this thread it wouldn't show up so I pressed "post" twice or so which resulted in an error before two threads showed up (one was a duplicate) in which I deleted the dupe and kept this one.

I apologize to anyone reading this thread who has received multiple notifications, it was not my intention.

bro your good no one will get that upset about it. especially with how great this thread is

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#16 Posted by Jonez_ (11445 posts) - - Show Bio

*slow claps*

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#17 Posted by MadeinBangladesh (12493 posts) - - Show Bio

Darkseid's better.

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#18 Edited by Arcus1 (27774 posts) - - Show Bio
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#19 Posted by icecold14 (6767 posts) - - Show Bio

Best thread ever my friend xD

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#20 Posted by jashro44 (52469 posts) - - Show Bio

I guess Comic Vine's notification system thought this was too important not to tell me about four times...

This.

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#21 Posted by chaos911 (4166 posts) - - Show Bio

@jashro44 said:

@i_like_swords said:

I guess Comic Vine's notification system thought this was too important not to tell me about four times...

This.

That lol

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#22 Posted by EarthsMightiest (2765 posts) - - Show Bio

@mysticmedivh:

Smacking an alien is Ronan

Smacking a chick is Ganymede

smacking someone else is the Champion

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#23 Posted by Jmarshmallow (13840 posts) - - Show Bio

Beautiful.

Positively beautiful.

However, if you ever say blasphemy like this again...

It makes Batman's Bat-Kick's look like a joke!

...I'll have to excommunicate you.

Jmarshmallow

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#24 Edited by GreatCaesarsGhost (3952 posts) - - Show Bio

I prefer Wally's.

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#26 Posted by MysticMedivh (32250 posts) - - Show Bio

@mysticmedivh:

Smacking an alien is Ronan

Smacking a chick is Ganymede

smacking someone else is the Champion

Thank you very much!

Beautiful.

Positively beautiful.

However, if you ever say blasphemy like this again...

It makes Batman's Bat-Kick's look like a joke!

...I'll have to excommunicate you.

Jmarshmallow

Pfffft...

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#27 Edited by Deathstroke52 (7006 posts) - - Show Bio
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#28 Edited by CheeseSticks (2867 posts) - - Show Bio

All these pimp hand, I LOVE IT

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#29 Posted by RealityWarper (12333 posts) - - Show Bio
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#30 Posted by Jmarshmallow (13840 posts) - - Show Bio

@jmarshmallow said:

Beautiful.

Positively beautiful.

However, if you ever say blasphemy like this again...

It makes Batman's Bat-Kick's look like a joke!

...I'll have to excommunicate you.

Jmarshmallow

Pfffft...

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Everybody gets one.

Jmarshmallow

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#31 Edited by serrure (5896 posts) - - Show Bio

@mysticmedivh: when he edits it i get a tag... freaking awesome now ill be 100% up to date on Thanos pimp smacks

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another good thor one

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Beta Ray Bill knows the pimp hand

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#33 Edited by those_eyes (17291 posts) - - Show Bio
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#36 Posted by ShadowSwordmaster (19973 posts) - - Show Bio

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#37 Edited by TheLurker (990 posts) - - Show Bio

pfft! Barney slaps unruly little children for a living.

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#38 Posted by Keenko (5187 posts) - - Show Bio
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#39 Posted by BullPR (5909 posts) - - Show Bio

@mysticmedivh: Great thread. Our friend does indeed love to use his pimp hand!

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#42 Posted by okayalright_44 (1524 posts) - - Show Bio

Gorgeous

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#43 Posted by EyeDCyou (7512 posts) - - Show Bio

DON'T YOU EVER DISRESPECT THE BAT-KICK.

That being said, all hail the pimp hand.

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#44 Edited by BappyRonChantin (2772 posts) - - Show Bio
#Respect
#Respect

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#45 Edited by GraniteSoldier (12746 posts) - - Show Bio
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#46 Posted by Night4345 (8450 posts) - - Show Bio

Quite impressive hand.

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#47 Posted by jashro44 (52469 posts) - - Show Bio

pfft! Barney slaps unruly little children for a living.

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This is the greatest thing in the history of anything.

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#48 Posted by Killerwasp (17367 posts) - - Show Bio
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#50 Posted by Claymore1998 (16541 posts) - - Show Bio

LOL