Stretch Armstrong...The Movie?!?

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What is the world coming to?  Hasbro has already had success with a movie based off of Transformers.  This year we'll also have G.I. Joe.  Let's not forget they're somehow making movies based on the Monopoly and Candyland board games as well.  Variety has announced that another toy product from Hasbro will be leaping from the toy aisle to the big screen.  Yes, Stretch Armstrong will soon be a hero small impressionable children can look up to.  I'm sure the hope is that they'll also want to buy merchandise based off of him.

Steve Oedekerk ("Bruce Almighty") will be the man responsible for writing it.

Who or what is Stretch Armstrong?  Watch the following video and see for yourself:

  

 
Lord help us all.  What will be next?

I'm proud to say I never owned a Stretch Armstrong.  But I did have a cool Stretch Monster.

  


Until the day he died.  FYI, he has purple goo inside, in case you're wondering.
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#1  Edited By Darkchild

............

Takes his shotgun an rifle hands the rifle to Gman an then offshimself

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#2  Edited By DeCobray

LMAO....Nuff Said

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#3  Edited By gmanfromheck

This just goes to show that there aren't anymore good ideas left in Hollywood.

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#4  Edited By Darkchild
G-Man said:
"This just goes to show that there aren't anymore good ideas left in Hollywood."
LMAO yep

And ifits live action.....
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#5  Edited By Decept-O


Decept-O rates this idea Lame-O!!!!

The fact you had the Stretch Purple Monster raises your coolness factor by 100 points.  Like you and all the other kids at that time, ol' Stretchie never lasted more than a few days between my brothers and I and his demise was the stuff of legend. 

A movie based on Stretch Armstrong??   Hollywood is "stretching" for ideas.  Even I hated that bad pun...     *puke*

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#6  Edited By Mr.Voo the Doo

Hahahaaa
i used to have a stretch, but i microwaved him one day

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#7  Edited By The_Martian

My strech armstrong broke and this stuff started coming out of him. Not very super...

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#8  Edited By TwilightThunder

what kind of plot this movie could have? (if it ever comes out, though)

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#9  Edited By xcodebro!x

Not only was my Stretch Arm Strong my fav toy ever, but Stretch Arm Strong is also a way sweet hardcore band! So I, for 1, am way stoked!

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#10  Edited By Hawk

Jim Carrey As Stretch...................THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!

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#11  Edited By King_Saturn
Hell Naw  !  A Stretch Armstrong Movie ?