Stormbreaker and Star-Level Thor debunked. Thanos too. And the rest of the MCU while we be at it.

Thor's a dumba$$ who needed help from this guy to learn how to go for the head. Said dude has less combat skill than Thor himself.

Independently, Stormbreaker is a very weak ax.

Markus: I don’t think standing in the middle of a star, holding it open to allow the energy to pass through, which melts steel, to create a magic axe…I don’t think there is anything easy about that.

STEEL.

The temperature needed to melt steel caps at like less than 3000 degrees Fahrenheit.

A star with a power beam that outputs such trash heat and a size so small that Galactus could confuse it for one of his balls isn't even worthy of being called a star. Hell, it probably weighs closer to a single neutron than to one of them irl. That's why Rocket Raccoon and Groot can withstand it as well. They can no-sell neutrons all day.

That said, Thanos got decapped by steel! That means Thanos is fodder too. Since Thanos's high and mighty with them snaps, that means the rest of the MCU (high-tiers down, Surtur got cut by obsidian, Odin got cut by ice, Ego is dirt, and Dormammu is a space cloud illusion that may or may not be manufactured by Mysterio) are fodders as well. SB was about to penetrate Thor's armor, too. That confirms these statements well enough. Even a guidebook says that Thor wears steel for protection. All of Asgard < obsidian while we are at it, since Hela did a hella good job of slicing them up.

Completely changes perspective

You joking?????

Because MCU Thor died due to electicty...

Bruh what is this wank? STEEL level Thor? The same guy who gets hurt by Hulk, who’s just made of skin???

@kryptonianking88: Thor is barley wall level fam, dude got hurt by electricity...

He's weaker than me.

2 points -

First, Kryptonians would probably get sliced by magic steel too. Atlan's Trident >>> Orvax's Trident > Atlanna's trident, and Atlan's trident is of the make of GK and SoA - it's Olympian metallurgy, and it is confirmed to be steel by the Aquaman script.

Second, since obsidian > the MCU, there's only one whose power exceeds them all.

Mofo even managed to duplicate like Jamie Madrox from 616 via his script feats.

Stormbreaker is just steel, age is just a number, jail is just a room...

Wait a minute , so Joe Russo told Thor how to go for Thanos' head ?! It all makes sense now ! He told Thor to go for the head , so that the effects of the snap would be permanent . UNTIL TONY FIGURED OUT HOW TO TRAVEL THROUGH TIME , which had a domino effect , which lead to Natasha's death , Tony's death , Steve's retirement , Thor becoming a drunk loner , and Hulk becoming crippled .

JOE RUSSO is the big bad of the MCU , people!!! Notice how he was always ever present during Winter Soldier and Civil War . In fact , he is so efficient at being shrewd and manipulative , that he made us believe that they were merely just cameos .

Cull Obsidian solos the MCU

Plot = lost

You forgot to add Jane fazing Thor with her slaps here.

Is there a reason for this? It’s a movie. What’s next? Debunking the theory that Strange had everything planned?

In other news...

"Water, wet."

@kinglouie:

Hmmm, I guess you're right. Water is as dry as a bone.

@theomnidoctor: The popular phrase ‘water is wet’ is used incorrectly since water itself isn’t wet, water makes other materials wet.

@socajunkie: I know lol.

I was quoting Perry White from BvS. And was joking with KingLouie.

What nonsense is in the OP. What a biased nicknamed MCU wanker.

Aquaman's best trident is made of steel and would still cut through Kryptonians and Steppenwolves like a knife thru hot butter, but that doesn't change anything.

And it wasn't the Russos, it was the writers.

@wolverinebatmanftw said:

@rajjarsalt said:

Thor's a dumba$$ who needed help from this guy to learn how to go for the head. Said dude has less combat skill than Thor himself.

Independently, Stormbreaker is a very weak ax.

Markus: I don’t think standing in the middle of a star, holding it open to allow the energy to pass through, which melts steel, to create a magic axe…I don’t think there is anything easy about that.

STEEL.

The temperature needed to melt steel caps at like less than 3000 degrees Fahrenheit.

A star with a power beam that outputs such trash heat and a size so small that Galactus could confuse it for one of his balls isn't even worthy of being called a star. Hell, it probably weighs closer to a single neutron than to one of them irl. That's why Rocket Raccoon and Groot can withstand it as well. They can no-sell neutrons all day.

That said, Thanos got decapped by steel! That means Thanos is fodder too. Since Thanos's high and mighty with them snaps, that means the rest of the MCU (high-tiers down, Surtur got cut by obsidian, Odin got cut by ice, Ego is dirt, and Dormammu is a space cloud illusion that may or may not be manufactured by Mysterio) are fodders as well. SB was about to penetrate Thor's armor, too. That confirms these statements well enough. Even a guidebook says that Thor wears steel for protection. All of Asgard < obsidian while we are at it, since Hela did a hella good job of slicing them up.

To be fair, very little of what I said is ambiguous enough to the point that it could be false (like Dormammu's creator). That means most of the stuff I said is true. Which means everything I said is legitimately intended as a legitimate opinion. KoL said that intent is the backbone of every feat, and the intent is strong here.

@rajjarsalt said:

2 points -

First, Kryptonians would probably get sliced by magic steel too. Atlan's Trident >>> Orvax's Trident > Atlanna's trident, and Atlan's trident is of the make of GK and SoA - it's Olympian metallurgy, and it is confirmed to be steel by the Aquaman script.

Second, since obsidian > the MCU, there's only one whose power exceeds them all.

Mofo even managed to duplicate like Jamie Madrox from 616 via his script feats.

He never duplicated he just...moved really fast.

@lilbroomstick: Mhm, but the script use plural for Culls, which means he must atleast be as fast as...

@rajjarsalt said:

@lilbroomstick: Mhm, but the script use plural for Culls, which means he must atleast be as fast as...

Yep

Ofcourse. He was intentionally jobbing in IW as confirmed by the writers. He was not knocked out by BP...yes we see him still sleeping behind Bucky in a later shot... But that was because he was too bored with this silly battle that's not worthy of his mighty presence. I can't believe you all took so long to figure this out.

It's bait no need to get butthurt lmao

Black Panther thing was literally debunked! So yes he is omnipotent+ at least. He had to hold back just so he didn't destroy the multiverse.

@lilbroomstick: I wasn't butthurt genius I was adding to the sarcasm lol, me and him are on the same page.

True, but that's still falls short of what Cap can do with a bike throw.

Sarcasm? This is a dead serious thread with irrefutable points.

Bucky with an assault rifle is the only one that comes close to Cap with a motorcycle.

@lilbroomstick: You're forgetting Natasha's taser that was going to KO Thanos if he didn't have the IG on.