The Last Jedi is Garbage
I'm sure that you've heard this already, but honestly, this movie sucks. If you are a Star Wars fan or not, it still sucks. Spoilers.
First off, there are SO MANY PLOT HOLES. To start off, why does the First Order immediately go from destroying a few planets to OWNING THE ENTIRE GALAXY?! Their whole base was on one planet, and that planet was destroyed. It doesn't make sense.
Why is the Republic so weak? They call themselves the rebels in the film, but THEY SHOULD BE OWNING THE GALAXY! Then it comes down to the 9 or so rebels left on that one planet... how convenient that the last ship had the main characters on it.
Why did the First Order chase them at all? If small ships can go through the shields, why not send 500 tie fighters? Those 3 were very effective, but THEY GAVE UP AFTERWARDS?
If the First Order now owns the galaxy, WHY IS THERE ENTIRE FLEET SO SMALL?! If they know where the ship is, why not simply have 10 others jump to their location?
Or, better yet, why didn't they jump out of hyperspace and THEN JUMP BACK RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE REBEL FLEET?!
Why didn't the Dreadnought tilt its bow a bit to crush the bombers, or Poe, before they attacked, or even while they attacked?
Why can one bomber destroy AN ENTIRE DREADNOUGHT but when the ships are shot, the explosions were self-contained? Wouldn't that cause a HUGE explosion?
Onto the characters. Luke Skywalker is a whiny little coward in this movie. He doesn't want to leave his island? He doesn't want anyone to find him, BUT HE MADE A MAP THAT TELLS THEM WHERE HE IS! WHAT?! The same Luke that went on a suicide mission onto the DEATH STAR TO SAVE DARTH VADER, one of the evilest men in the galaxy, just because he was family and saw some light in him, WANTED TO KILL HIS NEPHEW BECAUSE HE SAW THAT HE HAD DARK SIDE THOUGHTS?! Didn't Yoda already tell Luke not to be rash and not act off instinct?!?!
The Leia scene was one of the WORST scenes in cinema history. Abysmally terrible. She should be dead, by all means. The explosion itself should have killed her. The oxygen is immediately gone from her body so her brain would shut down in 15 or so seconds. She'd begin to freeze, and she'd EXPLODE from the pressure of oxygen in her lungs if she had any. Then Leia, who has never been shown to do ANYTHING force-related, proceeds to do one of the most complex force actions that we've never seen.
The Bootleg-Hoth battle was terrible. It wanted to be Hoth so bad but lacked everything Hoth did. The rebellion STILL hid like a bunch of cowards, and there wasn't real action. The snowspeeders did nothing at all, except get exploded. Finn was about to sacrifice himself in a meaningful way, but he didn't because that annoying Asian girl knocks him out the way AND COULD HAVE KILLED EVERYONE ON THAT BASE AS A RESULT. Then Luke appears, but he's not there, and it is so obvious because of his lightsaber. Why didn't Ren notice this? They were about to give Luke a good scene, tanking the At-At blasts, and dodging Kylo, but he can't fight them because he's not there! What a cheap move. They even set up his arrival by showing his X-Wing, but apparently, this movie can't have good moments. Then HE DIES. Why? Because of screw Star Wars fans! He could have died a MEANINGFUL DEATH BY ACTUALLY BEING THERE. Why even project yourself if you died in the process anyway? That defeats the purpose of projection.
Snoke was a good villain. He was powerful, intimidating (despite that ridiculous gold robe) and he treated Rey and Kylo like kids. He linked the two, could effortlessly read their minds, but COULDN'T SEE THE LIGHTSABER NEXT TO HIM? They trashed the one good thing about the movie.
Phasma dies in the worst way. She had a rifle to shoot Finn with, BUT DIDN'T?! SHE THOUGHT INSTANT DECAPITATION WAS MORE PAINFUL, SO SHE CHOSE THAT? AND THEN SHE LOSES TO FINN VIA A SUCKER PUNCH. She fought with her staff, but she had a blaster... AND BB8 WAS RIDICULOUS IN THAT AT-ST.
Meanwhile, the purple haired lady is not letting Poe in on her plan because... tension. Why didn't she tell Poe, ESPECIALLY WENT SHE WAS CAPTURED! OF COURSE, HE'D MUTINY IF YOU DIDN'T SAY THE PLAN!
Why did she have to stay? Isn't their autopilot? A droid? Either way, I'm happy she died.
Why didn't they have an X-Wing cut the ship in half the first time via hyperspace? So dumb.
And Rey is still a Mary-Sue, of course. She got no training, only a definition of the force. Then she goes to lift some rocks, BUT SHE DIDN'T EARN IT!
This entire movie is so uncertain. Tell me, what decision did the director make? Leia almost dies, but she doesn't! It almost has Finn sacrificing himself, but it doesn't! It almost had a lightsaber duel, but it was against guards, so not really. Luke almost was a good character, but he wasn't really there. Poe almost did mutiny, but didn't. Snoke almost was a good villain, but he wasn't. Luke almost got killed, but he didn't because he wasn't there. Oh, wait! He still dies!
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