Smash, Marry, Kill

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#1 Edited by omega_king13 (257 posts) - - Show Bio

Who would you smash, marry, kill:She-Hulk, Talia al Ghul, Black Cat?

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#2 Posted by TheDeathstroke (3074 posts) - - Show Bio

Marry - Talia

Smash - Black Cat

Kill - She-Hulk

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#3 Posted by EternalDarkFury (3428 posts) - - Show Bio

Smash- Talia

Marry- Black Cat


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#4 Posted by Ghostodoofus2 (2374 posts) - - Show Bio

Smash Talia, marry Black Cat and kill She-Hulk

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#5 Posted by im_late (365 posts) - - Show Bio


Kill Jen. Smash Black Cat. Marry Talia.

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#6 Edited by StormShadow_X (17531 posts) - - Show Bio

Unless worthy Talia would be a horrible choice. So smash

Felicia is a bit crazy but she's the best to marry.

Kill Jen because now a days she's a bit too angry...and would probably Smash me when we disagree on where to eat

Also I never got these. Why would I not "smash" The person I marry as well?

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#9 Posted by Jordan1Kenobi (531 posts) - - Show Bio

Smash Talia

Marry Felicia

Kill Jennifer

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#10 Posted by Colorado_Kid (35 posts) - - Show Bio

Marry Talia

Smash Felicia

Kill Jennifer

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#11 Posted by ITACHI_IS_GAWD (556 posts) - - Show Bio
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#12 Posted by Avenging-X-Bolt (18212 posts) - - Show Bio

Smash-Black Cat

Marry-She Hulk


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#13 Edited by Green_Tea (10717 posts) - - Show Bio

Who wants to marry a woman who had her son killed

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#14 Edited by ThorofAsgard (808 posts) - - Show Bio

Keep it a buck. Y’all ain’t smashing she-hulk? Just to see what it’s hitting for?

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#15 Posted by omega_king13 (257 posts) - - Show Bio

I say

Marry- Jen

Smash- Felicia

Kill- Talia

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#16 Posted by The_Hajduk (7363 posts) - - Show Bio

Kill Talia. Evil, manipulative, conniving witch. Get her off the board. Don’t smash her because she’ll probably stab you in the back, and DEFINITELY don’t marry her.

Marry Jen. Clearly the best woman here. She’s a lawyer for crying out loud. Then you get to smash She-Hulk every night (or probably get smashed)

Smash Black Cat. She’s the one night stand you’ll never forget. You’ll idolize that time you spent and think she’s the one. But in reality she is too toxic for a marry. She just makes a good smash and nothing else.

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#17 Posted by MetalJimmor (6839 posts) - - Show Bio

Marry: She-Hulk. Jen is a smart and successful lawyer and has a great sense of humor that would make for a good long term relationship. I feel I'd get along best with her.

Smash: Black Cat. Absolutely gorgeous but I don't think I could trust her enough to date.

Kill: Talia. She's a manipulative villain who, out of these three, is the most likely to kill me if things don't go just right. Maybe even if they do.

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#18 Posted by deactivated-5d502d83b7f3a (11 posts) - - Show Bio

All the people saying marry She-Hulk, smash Black Cat, and kill Talia are the only ones who made the correct choices.

The rest are probably just thinking with their penises.

She-Hulk is probably the least attractive of the three, but her personal life was the closest to the real life norm. Marrying is about compatibility in the long term and given everything else equal, She-Hulk's the best choice.

Black Cat... criminal and therefore untrustworthy.

... I don't even think we need to talk about Talia.

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#19 Posted by SMXLR8 (7002 posts) - - Show Bio

This is lame ?

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#20 Posted by Richubs (7528 posts) - - Show Bio

Inb4 lock

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#21 Posted by Ghostodoofus2 (2374 posts) - - Show Bio
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#23 Posted by Token1300 (892 posts) - - Show Bio

This needs some black females too

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#24 Posted by Hypnos0929 (7044 posts) - - Show Bio

Anyway I chose I die. Marry Talia? dead. Smash Talia? Ra's, Damian, her or some random league of shadows member looking for clout kills me. Kill Talia? I hope Ra's finds me before Batman does.

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#25 Posted by iDevos (30 posts) - - Show Bio

@smxlr8 said:

This is lame ?

@richubs said:

Inb4 lock

Somehow this dumbass childish thread has lived this long but a certain retarded mod named Morpheus is quick to lock normal threads that actually encourage general discussion

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#26 Posted by Mrnoital (8492 posts) - - Show Bio

Smash Talia-I could go for my genetics becoming a super assassin

Marry Jen- she's a lawyer and can provide a good living, plus . . . things

Kill Black cat-just cause

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#27 Posted by iDevos (30 posts) - - Show Bio

Double L