Post your "shower thoughts" regarding the Marvel Cinematic Universe

sometimes your mind may wander around and you had a realization or logical implication or remembered a minor detail of an event that gives you a new perspective or epiphany...

As someone who has watched almost the entirety of the current Marvel Cinematic Universe, I thought a thread can be created such that people can share about such random, wandering thoughts regarding the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

I will start with a few of my own:

• Wanda Maximoff can be considered a pedophile via romance with a 3-year-old sentient being
• MCU of 2018 alone outgrossed the whole of the DCEU from 2013-2017 in terms of box office revenue
• Doctor Strange only had a few years of experience... but his usage of the time stone to repeatedly experience fighting Dormammu and the 14 million different outcomes fighting Thanos, makes him the most experienced superhero in the MCU. This partly explains why he gave Thanos the most trouble among all the heroes.

Feel free to discuss any points.

Are DC and marvel spying on each other or sharing ideas since they mirror the themes of their movies perfectly.?

If Tony Stark's armor isn't made up of iron, why is he called Iron Man?

Stupid Hemsworth and Evens making us normal humans look like garbage.

@theawesomeflashsandiego32:

And that's quite enough "starkasm" out of you.

You guys are worse than Tony Snark.

Vision is essentially Jarvis, who has been around for quite a few years. Also, Vision has the body of a full grown man. And I'm not sure if Artificial Intelligence has a specific age.

Some of my random MCU thoughts:

Where did Natasha and Wanda's accents go?

Who has slept with more women, Thor or Tony Stark?

What does Heimdall do when he has to use the bathroom? Does he hike it over to Asgard or just relieve himself over the side of the BiFrost?

Banner clarified that in Infinity War, Vision is more of a composite of Jarvis and the Mind Stone's "mysterious ways". Notice that Vision and Jarvis had quite different personalities. Jarvis was more snarky, an aspect of Tony Stark reflected, while Vision seems to have a more subdued personality.

Wanda is obviously not a pedophile, but my random thought was that technically she can be considered one if no context is given.

As for Heimdall, he did his business IN the Bifrost and teleported the waste product over to other dimensions.

Dr. Strange has become more powerful than Loki in his 3 years of learning magic compared to Loki's 2000 or so years.

It helps to have an Infinity Stone, I guess.

Somewhere out in the world, there are dozens of men who train day-in-and-day-out to learn pinpoint accurate shooting with automatic weapons, so that they'll always hit Steve Rodgers in his shield, his obvious weak-spot.

howard the duck has probably been on earth concurrently with iron man, hulk, etc. early in the MCU

"I wonder what happened to that Ice-monster that was transported to earth in TDW..."

@kingofwakanda: When did Natasha ever talk with an accent in the MCU?

Wanda talked with a heavy accent in AoU, then not as much in CW, to no accent in IW.

It took Thor 1500 years to realize his powers didnt come from his hammer

What an idiot

@mr_shazam0920: She didn't but she was born and raised in Russia. I get that she's a super spy but not even a hint of an accent?

Quicksilver died in vain.

Where’s Betty Ross?

Russian women have big bewbs.

Where’s Sif?

Where’s Jane Foster?

@jakefuryv2: Sif and Betty both died due to the snap.

I wonder if the broken pieces of Mjolnir are just laying in that field in Norway.

Okoye and Nakia left their broken Vibranium car in South Korea for anybody to come along and steal

As someone had mentioned, Thor and Black Widow barely interacted on-screen throughout the past 7-8 years of MCU as compared to Thor and Rocket in the span of Avengers: Infinity War.

Gamora knew she was the only one who could let Thanos find the soul stone yet chose to go and fight him directly instead of going with Thor and Rocket to Nidavalier which would put her out of reach and he wouldn't know her location, Thor would have Stormbreaker and be able to kill him.