Just about every family has a bad sheep in it. But imagine if one of your family members was a super-villain. This is something that was sort of mentioned in Batman and Robin #21. The idea of famous villains actually having normal relatives got me thinking. We've seen some villains having family members like Green Goblin, Spencer Smythe, Magneto, Calculator and Deathstroke, but what about the other villains?
They say that blood is thicker than water, but what happens when that blood is filled with toxic venom? What choices do the family members of supervillains have?
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If a family finds out one of their own has turned insane and evil, they need to make a plan right away. Eventually that villain will get caught. When that happens, chances are their identity will be revealed. You can imagine the harassment and threats they would get as soon as the public found out a relative of theirs was a major villain. The easiest thing to do would be to change your name.
Have you ever seen other characters with the last name Zsasz, Von Doom or Gargan? Did these villains become orphans before turning to a life of crime or did their relatives write them off as soon they became villains?
Another option would be to try to get into the witness protection program. If their relative is truly evil, they could tell the authorities what their favorite breakfast cereal was or favorite place to hang out in exchange for getting a new identity free from an associations with a crazed lunatic. This means completely writing off the evil relative. If they were truly sick or evil, they wouldn't take too kindly to being turned on like that.
When the kids in Runaways found out their parents were evil...well, more evil than normal parents, they decided to...runaway. They went against what their parents stood for and could actually be considered heroes (if their book were still being published).
Having a family member become a super-villain would pretty much suck. Forget about trying to get a job when you share the same last name as the Kingpin. What bank would give you a loan if they knew you were related to Doctor Octopus? Do you think you could join the P.T.A. if your cousin was Poison Ivy.
The next time you have a complaint about a family member, just be happy that none of them are super-villains (that you know of).
What would you if you found out a family member was a super-villain? Would you turn them in, run & hide or join them in trying to take over the world?
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