Ninja Sex Party aka NSP aka gods single greatest creation aka the sexiest band ever aka that band with a ninja and a Jewish guy. The group consists of Ninja Brian and Danny Sexbang and nobody else due to lack of anybody else on the face of the earth(or the rest of the universe) that could even be somewhat compared to their awesomeness. In order to simply be an associate, you have to have a black belt in amazing and a diploma from the university of F***ing keeping it real. While technically not a requirement, it helps if you're a part of the D club. They can be found at buttsex.info
Born(fully grown) as Daniel Avidan and Daniel Y. Sexbang, (Y being you, "enveloping you in a sensual manner") the immortal and most handsome and powerful man in the world life is tough for him. He's slept well a thousand hotter girls than the hottest you've ever seen. He's even won the superbowl entirely by himself, cured all diseases and has slain an army of awesome karate bears. This is just a fraction of being that is the Sexbang though.
Strength and Durability
"He thrust with such pure power, time itself was distorted causing the Hindenburg and what ever that other place was to be destroyed"
“Using his gigantic muscles, Danny lifted the entire earth whilst riding on his hover skateboard. Being the humble god he is though, he only described it as being a continental shelf”
“With unmatched strength, he threw the majestic Unicorn Barry at the fierce Dragon causing the earth to explode so much that it resulted in a chain reaction blowing up the entire solar system”
“Pretending to be taken off guard, Danny was kicked past heaven/sky mount olympus and into space. Of course with his body of a god, he land completely unharmed or even phased”
"By sheer accident. both Texas and Iowa were blessed by Danny's crotch and while everybody in said states died, they had the most glorious of deaths possible.
“Having just had the most mind blowing sex so hard with the city of Lima, he knocked all of Peru into Argentina”
“His air thrusting was done with such vigor, that despite being in Seatle, La was even destroyed by the force.
"With swiftness beyond even that of a god. he traveled space at speeds far faster than light, going the distance from Jupiter to Uranus in a 3 seconds"
“Whilst riding atop his mighty steed, Barry the unicorn, he went to the top of a mountain which was 90,000,000,150,000 feet tall"(which is over twice as high as the earth is wide)
“Using his blinding speed, Danny launched himself to space whilst playing the guitar”
"Atop the nutted acorn, Danny transported Arin and Barry across space with impeccable speed whilst dancing"
“Riding their vessel with unmatched swiftness and speed, they traveled the earth in seconds" They are also pirates too
“Being the ageless deity he is, it has been proven that he was a ninja even back in the 70s"
“After a mugger so foolishly tried attacking him, he grabbed princess Tinkles and threw her with inhuman accuracy, knocking down the mugger so that he may decide what to do with him”
“Using his infinite wisdom, Danny turned even the mortalest of men into a lord of time and vajaynas”
“Without even trying(or using a pool stick), he was able to play a perfect game of pool”
"With a wave of his mighty, rippling hand, Danny changed the course of history, renaming Europe to Ninjatown"
“Whilst wielding the sacred chalice, his pure awesomeness alone is able to cause dinosaurs to shoot lasers out of their eyes and destroy the moon”
“With but a tap of his magical wand, he transforms a woman into a godess”
“Riding upon the mighty back of a space, party trex with a laser in a time well before history, proving that he and Ninja Brian transcend time"(think about it like Star Wars)
“Even though he alone was enough to make it(NSP theme song) the most awesome song in existence, he created a doppelganger to make the double lighting ultra galaxy bass guitar solo”
“Having just performed the most amazing 3 minutes of ecstasy, he went into a sleep like state similar to Odin where he’s nearly the size of the moon” The moon has eyes
“Wishing to be even more awesome than he already was(an impossible task), he turned himself up to an 11 out of a possible 5”
“Despite having been stabbed repeatedly in the heart by Ninja Brian, Danny continues on, without showing even an ounce of weakness”
“With the mindbending beauty of their music, they tamed the beasts that were destroying the earth as a mere side effect of their battle. They were even described as being “kind of like Godzilla squared, but also times infinity”
Other Other, the non Ninja Sex Party
This completes Danny's half of NSP, but there are a few feats by himself or as Starbomb
As Ken from Street fighter, he gets a hole blown in him, but he simply shakes it off being but a flesh wound for him.
As Luigi, he killed the entire Smash Bros roster besides Mario
Other roles he's done are Kraid, Starscreme, ash, Zelda, Glass Joe, Inky(one of the ghosts from Pacman), Spermies.
Danny can also shrink
Gets grinded up and then turned into burgers
which were eaten, He is of course still alive and completely back to normal
Dan's actually a very talented singer when he wants even doing a collab with ratatat who never use lyrics for their song
Prior to forming NSP and joining Game Grumps, Dan was in two bands the Northern Hues and Skyhill. He also worked at Maker studios