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Ninja Sex Party aka NSP aka gods single greatest creation aka the sexiest band ever aka that band with a ninja and a Jewish guy. The group consists of Ninja Brian and Danny Sexbang and nobody else due to lack of anybody else on the face of the earth(or the rest of the universe) that could even be somewhat compared to their awesomeness. In order to simply be an associate, you have to have a black belt in amazing and a diploma from the university of F***ing keeping it real. While technically not a requirement, it helps if you're a part of the D club. They can be found at buttsex.info

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Born(fully grown) as Daniel Avidan and Daniel Y. Sexbang, (Y being you, "enveloping you in a sensual manner") the immortal and most handsome and powerful man in the world life is tough for him. He's slept well a thousand hotter girls than the hottest you've ever seen. He's even won the superbowl entirely by himself, cured all diseases and has slain an army of awesome karate bears. This is just a fraction of being that is the Sexbang though.

Strength and Durability

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"He thrust with such pure power, time itself was distorted causing the Hindenburg and what ever that other place was to be destroyed"

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“Using his gigantic muscles, Danny lifted the entire earth whilst riding on his hover skateboard. Being the humble god he is though, he only described it as being a continental shelf”

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“With unmatched strength, he threw the majestic Unicorn Barry at the fierce Dragon causing the earth to explode so much that it resulted in a chain reaction blowing up the entire solar system”

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“Pretending to be taken off guard, Danny was kicked past heaven/sky mount olympus and into space. Of course with his body of a god, he land completely unharmed or even phased”

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"By sheer accident. both Texas and Iowa were blessed by Danny's crotch and while everybody in said states died, they had the most glorious of deaths possible.

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“Having just had the most mind blowing sex so hard with the city of Lima, he knocked all of Peru into Argentina”

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“His air thrusting was done with such vigor, that despite being in Seatle, La was even destroyed by the force.

Speed

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"With swiftness beyond even that of a god. he traveled space at speeds far faster than light, going the distance from Jupiter to Uranus in a 3 seconds"

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“Whilst riding atop his mighty steed, Barry the unicorn, he went to the top of a mountain which was 90,000,000,150,000 feet tall"(which is over twice as high as the earth is wide)

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“Using his blinding speed, Danny launched himself to space whilst playing the guitar”

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"Atop the nutted acorn, Danny transported Arin and Barry across space with impeccable speed whilst dancing"

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“Riding their vessel with unmatched swiftness and speed, they traveled the earth in seconds" They are also pirates too

"The speed of light's for pussies/We're going at the speed of Brian"-6969

Skill/Intelligence/Wisdom

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“Being the ageless deity he is, it has been proven that he was a ninja even back in the 70s"

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“After a mugger so foolishly tried attacking him, he grabbed princess Tinkles and threw her with inhuman accuracy, knocking down the mugger so that he may decide what to do with him”

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“Using his infinite wisdom, Danny turned even the mortalest of men into a lord of time and vajaynas”

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“Without even trying(or using a pool stick), he was able to play a perfect game of pool”

"Hey Ninja Brian,I made a time machine space..."-6969

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"With a wave of his mighty, rippling hand, Danny changed the course of history, renaming Europe to Ninjatown"

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“Whilst wielding the sacred chalice, his pure awesomeness alone is able to cause dinosaurs to shoot lasers out of their eyes and destroy the moon”

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“With but a tap of his magical wand, he transforms a woman into a godess”

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“Riding upon the mighty back of a space, party trex with a laser in a time well before history, proving that he and Ninja Brian transcend time"(think about it like Star Wars)

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“Even though he alone was enough to make it(NSP theme song) the most awesome song in existence, he created a doppelganger to make the double lighting ultra galaxy bass guitar solo”

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“Having just performed the most amazing 3 minutes of ecstasy, he went into a sleep like state similar to Odin where he’s nearly the size of the moon” The moon has eyes

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“Wishing to be even more awesome than he already was(an impossible task), he turned himself up to an 11 out of a possible 5”

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“Despite having been stabbed repeatedly in the heart by Ninja Brian, Danny continues on, without showing even an ounce of weakness”

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“With the mindbending beauty of their music, they tamed the beasts that were destroying the earth as a mere side effect of their battle. They were even described as being “kind of like Godzilla squared, but also times infinity”

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"A multi-billion person orgy" -6969 as a result of Danny having sex

"Danny thrusted so hard he ripped a hole in space time"-Samurai Abstinence Patrol

Other Other, the non Ninja Sex Party

This completes Danny's half of NSP, but there are a few feats by himself or as Starbomb

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As Ken from Street fighter, he gets a hole blown in him, but he simply shakes it off being but a flesh wound for him.

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As Luigi, he killed the entire Smash Bros roster besides Mario

Other roles he's done are Kraid, Starscreme, ash, Zelda, Glass Joe, Inky(one of the ghosts from Pacman), Spermies.

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Danny can also shrink

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Gets grinded up and then turned into burgers

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which were eaten, He is of course still alive and completely back to normal

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Fun Facts

Dan's actually a very talented singer when he wants even doing a collab with ratatat who never use lyrics for their song

Prior to forming NSP and joining Game Grumps, Dan was in two bands the Northern Hues and Skyhill. He also worked at Maker studios

He wrestled an Alligator when he was high

His grandfather invented those things that stick to you're chest in hospitals.

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#2 Posted by deactivated-097092725 (10555 posts) - - Show Bio

Must. Bang.

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#3 Posted by Skit (5292 posts) - - Show Bio

Ninja Brian might actually have to wait till tomorrow since I want to add some stuff like the manticore to him and do some tweaking to Danny(trying to make the quoted sound as biblical in scale and add a few more feats).

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#4 Posted by Straight-Fire (27275 posts) - - Show Bio

@ms-lola: Wha?? :O

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#5 Posted by Rouflex (35970 posts) - - Show Bio

I've never hear of this before.

Pilasy:La Voix d'un homme

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#6 Edited by Skit (5292 posts) - - Show Bio

@dboyrules2011: What are you questioning? I mean Dan is pretty hideous, but Ninja Brian is a incredibly handsome man.

@rouflex That's not entirely surprising, they are still relatively obscure. Their videos average at about 1-3 million views currently, they had a panel at and where on live tv for the gotham comedy club. Which, considered they built their popularity from absolutely nothing and only got a small boost from Dan getting famous with GG is understandable. Starbomb(their comedy video game rap group with ego raptor) has been pretty popular with averaging at 10-20 million per video.

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tagging the confused people from the NSP vs thor thread

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#7 Posted by Spider-ManWins (3899 posts) - - Show Bio

still below spider-man

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#8 Posted by Ironspiderchan45 (1103 posts) - - Show Bio

I was the only survivor of his blessing.

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hhhmmm

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#10 Posted by Vivide (3279 posts) - - Show Bio

amazing

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The entity known as Ninja Brian has existed since before time itself, having no parents having always just been. Being this impossible deity caused him to grow bored. So he created an identity for himself to live among humans to study them and find out what the most enjoyable way is to torture and murder them. This identity was known as Brian Wecht (this isn't actually his real face, merely an illusion as his true form is like Cthtulu and too complex for the human mind to conceive)

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A theoretical physicist with a wife and daughter. Deciding that he wanted to also form the most awesome music group ever, the only one that was satisfactory was Danny and so Ninja Sex Party was born.

Strength

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Smacks Danny around with his own Keytar and clears a table with his face for daring to imply he has an STD.

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After brushing his teeth, slaps Danny, giving him a handle bar mustache.

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Kills the already dead robot

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Throws Danny to Polaris(which is 434 light years away)

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Chops Danny in half with a casual slash

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Slaughters a bunch of Mario characters

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Makes Danny his b***h

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Slenderman is only worth the backround

Speed

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Before it even happens, positions himself to catch popcorn

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Kills 297 people in an instant

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Kills Chris O'Neill and Stamper before Dan could react with a pillow.

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Kills Ninja Jim, then hits him with the car he threw him next to

"Goddamn, Brian, you killed them all"-6969 About the dick elders and his death army

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Double neck snap

Destruction

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Blows up Danny and were hamsters with his laser beams

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Destroys a house with his mind

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His look causes the same effects as Danny with the Sacred Chalice(dinos blowing up the moon with their laser beam)

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Blows up the sun

Ninja

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Blows up some puppies and kittens without an ounce of remorse

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Unphased by ninja strippers humping him

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Eats a 3.1 M Pepper(which is far hotter than the hottest pepper in the world and even worse than drinking pepper spray), alternatively he rates at a 3.1 m. Funnily enough he actually did eat the pepper and actually had the best tolerance of anybody on the show.

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Sneaks up behind a woman in a completely sealed room

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Makes an illusion to trick the viewer and Danny so he could choke him out with out resistance

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Stabs Dan simply for saying he's wrong

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One time he even considered eating his own daughter Ninja Aubrey, but decided she wouldn't make a very tasty sandwich.

Other

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Summons a woodland creature

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Bagel wizardry

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Brian was Einstein, who as Danny said, invented science

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Ninjastein stole the back to the future DeLorean and has a lightsaber

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Kills TWRP(at the end) who melted off the faces off of assassins who killed Batman(0:58) and beat up Danny in 3 hits(1:21). The songs awesome too

Manticore

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What's the Manticore doing with Ninja Brian? Well it's because the Manticor which invented death, is merely an avatar for him and is also "played" by Brian Wecht.

Fun Facts

Tells horrible stories and is hypocrite

Has worked at Harvard, Mit, IAS and several other notable colleges

Has a science based pobcast

Here it is. Majority of this is done, but I'll be making occasional tweaks and added feats as they put out new videos.

@ms-lola@dboyrules2011@rouflex@spider-manwins@ironspiderchan45@masterkungfu@vivide@lettsplay10@the_kidd@super_mod@thenewbluebeetle007@uchiha454

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#13 Posted by Spider-ManWins (3899 posts) - - Show Bio

@lettsplay10: thanks for tagging me and saying "spider-manwins"

i know he does, he always does

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Oh cool.

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@skit: Erm, not to be THAT chick, but that's a KeyTAR, not a keyBOARD:

All hail Ninja Brian, otherwise. This feat alone raises him to god-status:

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#19 Posted by rocketraccoonthingy (8996 posts) - - Show Bio

@skit: They should be destroyed.

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#21 Posted by Skit (5292 posts) - - Show Bio

So with a new album coming out in just one week, I figured this would be a good time to bring this back and touch it up. Also introducing, super actual ninja Brian.

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In addition to the new album, they're pumping out new starbomb music videos now(they would be already out, but they decided to do all the animating themselves instead of hire an animation team.

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Wut?