Most sexually akward moments in Comics!

We all love sex. We all hate awkwardness. We must be carfeull not to get those two to come together because we get moments that ruin our boners.

For Ex:

Ultimate wolverine in Peter's body getting pretty happy about the thought of putting his magic stick in her dark hole of icky-ness.

So what are some of the most sexually awkward moments in comics of the past decade?

Everything that happened in Ultimates between Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver....

@Nudeviking said:

dafuq?

this one always made me lol

That one time in Claws when Spidey was staring longingly at Black Cat's ass while she was spanking it... :P

@mr.obvious said:

That one time in Claws when Spidey was staring longingly at Black Cat's ass while she was spanking it... :P

@x_29 said:

@mr.obvious said:

That one time in Claws when Spidey was staring longingly at Black Cat's ass while she was spanking it... :P

Yes! This was the scan I was referring to, Thanks!

@x_29 said:

@mr.obvious said:

That one time in Claws when Spidey was staring longingly at Black Cat's ass while she was spanking it... :P

aww i gonna upload it :(

BTW that one, reminded me this one in the same series

@ArtGamer: Yeah, the Claws series sure was filled with those awkward moments... yikes

DC and spanking...

@NlGHTCRAWLER: You're obliged to tell me where that from. =P

@ReVamp said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER: You're obliged to tell me where that from. =P

I have no idea, but here's the Cracked article where I got it from. IT's hilarious.

http://www.cracked.com/article_19786_the-6-creepiest-sexual-encounters-in-comic-book-history.html

@x_29: Isn't Mary Jane like 15 in that story? Because then that creepy smile on Wolvie's face gives a whole new low to the Ultimate universe...

We should probably just write "Any issue of Wonder Woman from the '40s and be done with this thread."

@Crom-Cruach said:

@x_29: Isn't Mary Jane like 15 in that story? Because then that creepy smile on Wolvie's face gives a whole new low to the Ultimate universe...

Yes. Ultimate wolverine was always creepy.

Yep, I can already tell that I'll be coming back to this thread. Don't know why, but I will be.

@x_29 said:

Yes. Ultimate wolverine was always creepy.

I only read ultimate spider-man and the ultimates until about the time the story reached ultimates 3 and ultimatum. Then I dropped the line in disgust, because these two ruined the ultimate universe forever for me. I never read ultimate X-men

Purple Man puts image of Cage and Scott Lang making a Ms.Marvel Sandwich in Jessica's Head.... 

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

@ReVamp said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER: You're obliged to tell me where that from. =P

I have no idea, but here's the Cracked article where I got it from. IT's hilarious.

http://www.cracked.com/article_19786_the-6-creepiest-sexual-encounters-in-comic-book-history.html

WTF?! when I thought the comics could not be more creepy

although MindBoner *ME GUSTA*

When Ant Man tried to have sex on his freinds grave right after the funeral

i can't remember the issue, but there is one in a wolverine's comic of him having sex in a pile of corpses...

Pretty much something in every Ultimate title I've ever read. Like when Ultimate Hilk was saying nasty things to Betty Ross in the original Ultimates series. Oh and the whole Deadpool/Typhoid Mary debacle

I can't find it, and a google image search (obviously) isn't giving me what I'm looking for.

I don't know the issue or even the backstory, but in a somewhat modern comic Robin and Batgirl were locked in a very small shipping container (or something similar) for a long period of time. When Batman finally arrived and freed them, he asked them if they were okay. Batgirl was fine, but Robin was sorta bent over covering himself with his cape, Bruce asked him if he was okay and he said fine, or something like that.

Oh and most things with Ravager in it.

And now for something from the Charles Austen Collection... Angel and Husk get it on. In the air. In front of their teammates. And...(cheesy record scratching sound effect) Husk's mom?!

Dick, you're a better person than I could ever hope to be in that moment.

@rogue_mar1e said:

Dat Ass:)

@SmoothJammin said:

I don't get it. Did Robin get raped by her or something?!?

@mr.obvious said:

@SmoothJammin said:

I don't get it. Did Robin get raped by her or something?!?

He had a hard on

@ArtGamer: Yeah, I actually remember this. Thanks for bringing that back to mind.

@mr.obvious: He was stuck in a small safe with Batgirl and she gave him some wood. In one instance, the car hit a bump or something and she moaned, pressing up even tighter against him.

@daak1212: @SmoothJammin LOL, I guess Robin got a Bat-Boner :P

@mr.obvious:

@cellot said:

@mr.obvious:

Thank you, man. You just made my night.

And these are just weird

@deadpool6_6_6 said:

The ambiguously gay duo!!

Wow some of these are amazing. Really put a smile on my face.

@rogue_mar1e said:

Oooh Domino DatA$$

When Daken flirted with Gargan-Venom-Spider-man.

I almost died laughing.

@Nudeviking said:

Everything that happened in Ultimates between Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver....

The fact that Wasp just didn't give a rats a$$ about it in the 2end image is more disturbing than the 1st image.

@ArtGamer said:

@Nudeviking said:

dafuq?

this one always made me lol

Yeah I always found this creepy lol

@InnerVenom123 said:

When Daken flirted with Gargan-Venom-Spider-man.

I almost died laughing.

do you mean this?

that one reminded me this one

and this one

and this one

daken is a perv...xD

moar

@ArtGamer: How did he get in with the FF?