most ridiculous arguments youve heard from fanboys?

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#1 Posted by SOG7dc (11368 posts) - - Show Bio

what are the most ridiculous arguments you've heard from fanboys in battle forums

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#2 Posted by Tacos_Kickass (844 posts) - - Show Bio

Dont even know where to start...

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#3 Edited by SOG7dc (11368 posts) - - Show Bio

I read somebody say storm could beat superman because shes faster than light.....

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#4 Posted by GunGunW (1026 posts) - - Show Bio

Anything from over obsessive Goku, Batman, or My Little Pony fans.

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#6 Edited by ectoborge (214 posts) - - Show Bio

Super Mario beating Superman that's really funny!

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#7 Edited by SOG7dc (11368 posts) - - Show Bio
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#8 Edited by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (21616 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman with prep could beat anyone.

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#9 Posted by JonSmith (4529 posts) - - Show Bio

Bane pushing a train into Superman does more damage than a sun exploding in his face.

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#10 Posted by SOG7dc (11368 posts) - - Show Bio
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#11 Posted by JonSmith (4529 posts) - - Show Bio

@sog7dc said:

bane?!

Yes. Bane. Broke-the-Bat Bane. Pushing a train into Superman will hurt Supes more than a sun exploding.

This is the argument that was presented to me.

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#12 Edited by deaditegonzo (4168 posts) - - Show Bio

"Prep time." - Batman argument

"Kryptonite." Batman argument

"Solar System Burster." - Goku/DBZ Argument

"[Anything to do with powerscaling or who beat who in DBZ]." - Goku/ DBZ Argument

"Storm because her potential is basically limitless." Storm Argument

"Hulk could fart and destroy planets." - Hulk Agument

"Hulk is a speedster."- Hulk Argument

"Thor is a speedster." - Thor Argument

That's it right now, sure theres more annoying, and sadly common arguments.

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#13 Posted by SOG7dc (11368 posts) - - Show Bio

@deaditegonzo:

ugh. I hate when dbz is compared to comics. its just too too different! goku can destroy a planet but struggles lifting a bus. its just too different and always turns into a flame war.

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#14 Posted by jhazzroucher (25150 posts) - - Show Bio

@sog7dc said:

I read somebody say storm could beat superman because shes faster than light.....

true.

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#15 Posted by SOG7dc (11368 posts) - - Show Bio

"Prep time." - Batman argument

"Kryptonite." Batman argument

"Solar System Burster." - Goku/DBZ Argument

"[Anything to do with powerscaling or who beat who in DBZ]." - Goku/ DBZ Argument

"Storm because her potential is basically limitless." Storm Argument

"Hulk could fart and destroy planets." - Hulk Agument

"Hulk is a speedster."- Hulk Argument

"Thor is a speedster." - Thor Argument

That's it right now, sure theres more annoying, and sadly common arguments.

I hate the "potential" argument. If the character has not done something. or it hasn't been stated that they can do it. then don't extrapolate that they can do it whenever they feel like

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#18 Posted by SavageDragon (2257 posts) - - Show Bio

That Iron Man is the most relate-able superhero

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#19 Posted by SOG7dc (11368 posts) - - Show Bio

@savagedragon:

really?! mega billionaires/mega-geniuses are TOTALLY relatable

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#20 Edited by Saren (27938 posts) - - Show Bio

Gamma rays move at the speed of light. Hulk is powered by gamma rays. Therefore Hulk can move at the speed of light.

I have actually seen this argument made.

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#21 Posted by DigitalShooter9 (3112 posts) - - Show Bio

@sog7dc: @sog7dc: @sog7dc: One ridiculous arguement Ive heard was Superman being more intelligent than batman.

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#22 Edited by Manwhohaseverything (3818 posts) - - Show Bio

Anytime someone uses "DC vs Marvel" as a real gage. As we all know, in those stories:

Wolverine beat Lobo.

Storm beat Wonder Woman.

Venom tossed Superman around like a rag doll.

Now, I don't mind using non-cannon stuff if the non-cannon story uses a scenario that could happen in a cannon story, without PIS. But when the battle is based on fan votes, or is just silly. (Batman kicking Hulk and K.O-ing him) Don't use them.

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#23 Posted by joshmightbe (27562 posts) - - Show Bio

Any battle thread where people use Knightfall feats for Bane while having no idea How Bane actually got to the point of "Breaking the Bat"

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#24 Posted by THEOCITYLEGEND (1582 posts) - - Show Bio

Any battle thread where people use Knightfall feats for Bane while having no idea How Bane actually got to the point of "Breaking the Bat"

I don't like that because it makes people think that Banes power as a villain comes from brute strength when in fact its his great genius that makes him an awesome villain and it was his genius that allowed him to break the Bat.

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#25 Posted by SOG7dc (11368 posts) - - Show Bio

@digitalshooter9:

smh. did u mean ridiculous or accurate??? because I think u meant accurate

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#26 Posted by joshmightbe (27562 posts) - - Show Bio

@theocitylegend: That's true but it also bugs me when people use it as justification for Bane to be capable of beating people way out of his weight class. Not saying there's no possible way Bane could think of a way to beat someone like Superman but there's no way he'd be dumb enough to even attempt a straight up physical battle with someone like that.

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#27 Edited by dum529001 (3992 posts) - - Show Bio

Gamma rays move at the speed of light. Hulk is powered by gamma rays. Therefore Hulk can move at the speed of light.

I have actually seen this argument made.

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#28 Edited by JJ62 (1363 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman with prep...will always win.

Thor not holding back...will always win.

Wolverine with unkillableness....will always win.

Hulk with infinite strength....will always win.

Goku can destroy a planet....therefore he will always win.

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#29 Edited by ccraft (12437 posts) - - Show Bio

That Batman "can't'' beat anyone even with prep

jk

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#30 Posted by dum529001 (3992 posts) - - Show Bio

Even at the age of five, Batman can easily take down a bear.

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#31 Posted by cameron83 (8548 posts) - - Show Bio

@jonsmith said:

Bane pushing a train into Superman does more damage than a sun exploding in his face.

cough berserkerfury

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#32 Edited by dum529001 (3992 posts) - - Show Bio

Time for another round of......LOW-BALLING!!!

Let the opinions formed from knowledge of one side but total ignorance or chosen ignorance of the other, begin!!

My character is this.

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Your character is this.

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And with no solid and definitive proof to back me up, I can safely say that my opinion is the absolute truth!

No one can deny it!

You would be a fool to do so!

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#33 Edited by cameron83 (8548 posts) - - Show Bio

Time for another round of......LOW-BALLING!!!

Let the opinions formed from knowledge of one side but total ignorance or chosen ignorance of the other, begin!!

My character is this.

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Your character is this.

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And with no solid and definitive proof to back me up, I can safely say that my opinion is the absolute truth!

No one can deny it!

You would be a fool to do so!

this

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#34 Edited by dum529001 (3992 posts) - - Show Bio

No one beats God man!

He is the Lord of the universe.

He is the master of fate!!

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#35 Posted by LimpoyzLoan (1692 posts) - - Show Bio

@deaditegonzo: To be fair, they're right about the solar system thing.

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#36 Posted by novi_homines (1468 posts) - - Show Bio
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#37 Posted by novi_homines (1468 posts) - - Show Bio

Even at the age of five, Batman can easily take down a bear.

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This is the FUNNIEST comic scan i've ever seen!! HAHAHAHAHA!!

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#38 Posted by NorrinBoltagonPrime21 (6868 posts) - - Show Bio
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@novi_homines said:

@dum529001 said:

Even at the age of five, Batman can easily take down a bear.

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This is the FUNNIEST comic scan i've ever seen!! HAHAHAHAHA!!

Lol that was hilarious

The craziest thing I heard actually happened yesterday at school This guy was like Goku could pummel Superman Thor Hulk Silver Surfer Flash and Sentry combined with one Kamehameha (counted on his fingers)

He only said sentry because he was the first name i said

then i was like "Do you even know who Sentry is"

*akward silence

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#40 Edited by Manwhohaseverything (3818 posts) - - Show Bio

No one beats God man!

He is the Lord of the universe.

He is the master of fate!!

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God-man could still not beat Hulk, because the madder Hulk gets, the stronger he gets. :) When he gets really mad, God-man is toast.

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#41 Posted by deaditegonzo (4168 posts) - - Show Bio

@deaditegonzo: To be fair, they're right about the solar system thing.

Total BS, unless you can prove it. Cell claims it, but thats no evidence at all. Show Goku, or even Cell for that matter, destroying a Solar System. Dont power scale, dont say "Because Cell claimed it..." etc. It is a stupid claim. I think Goku is barely a planet burster, and the on-screen feats agree with me.

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#42 Posted by The_Legendary_SuperSaiyan_Hulk (17515 posts) - - Show Bio

@deaditegonzo: The reason it's true is because Akira Toriyama stated it, if the creator states it as fact then it has to be true.

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#44 Posted by Extremis (3794 posts) - - Show Bio

That Superman is relatable pfft chyeah right

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#45 Edited by DonFelipe (2337 posts) - - Show Bio
Always! Nuff said!
Always! Nuff said!

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#46 Posted by Pokeysteve (12031 posts) - - Show Bio

@jonsmith said:

Bane pushing a train into Superman does more damage than a sun exploding in his face.

Lol I remember this thread from a few days ago......I cried a little after reading it.

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#47 Posted by rantanplan1980 (34 posts) - - Show Bio

Any battle thread where people use Knightfall feats for Bane while having no idea How Bane actually got to the point of "Breaking the Bat"

Bane beat up Batman in the recent Grant Morrisson Run (Bat-Bane to be exact). Had nothing to do with wits or intelligence but pure muscle.

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#48 Edited by Lone_Wolf_and_Cub (9146 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman with prep by far is the most overused bs argument on the battle forum.

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#48 Edited by Lone_Wolf_and_Cub (2574 posts) - 14 minutes, 0 second ago - Show Bio

Batman with prep by far is the most overused bs argument on the battle forum.

^^This like a muthaf@)(;!!

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#50 Posted by Veshark (10499 posts) - - Show Bio

@joshmightbe said:

Any battle thread where people use Knightfall feats for Bane while having no idea How Bane actually got to the point of "Breaking the Bat"

Bane beat up Batman in the recent Grant Morrisson Run (Bat-Bane to be exact). Had nothing to do with wits or intelligence but pure muscle.

It's worth noting that in their second encounter, Batman proceeded to beat the crap out of Bat-Bane. The narration of their first encounter also makes it clear that Batman was distracted by the revelation of Bat-Bane being related to the cop who shot the Joker.