MCU Thor disrespect thread

hello there!!

Well, this my first disrespect series where I deliberately post anti-feats for characters, I'll be showing the anti-feats of the infamous of all: The God of Thunder Thor!! If there are any anti-feats I have forgotten, please let me know. If there is a specific character you want me to cover, also let me know

Hope you guys enjoy..

Anti-feats

Strength

Struggling to lift Hulk's arm then get punched so hard

He grunted as he lifted the table

Even with Mjolnir and Stormbreaker he still can't overpower Street-level Thanos when the ballsack chin only using one hand

Car level Thor

Striking

Thor can't kill Captain America even though in the previous film Odin said the Mjolnir has no equal

His lightning barely damaged Ironman armor

Combat Speed

He got blitzed by Ironman in Avengers 1

Also with Quicksilver a slowest Speedster who was killed by bullets

Durability

Loki stabbed him with his pocket knife

Hides from bullets

a Sub-ball level in Ragnarok

He gets bruised by a concrete pillar

Human level Jane slapped him

Again he got slapped by a Raccoon lol

Losing an eye and treated like a fodder by Hela's Blade which in return got destroyed by m16

Almost dead from 50k neutron star beam

He was down and heavily dazed by a combo from Foddernos

Dignity

Hawkeye yell at Thor in EG

Getting mocked by Rhodey

He got bullied by a random kid on internet

@stealthygrey: You missed a few dozen more Anti-feats.

^^^

And ngl, should've named it smth like MCU Thor viva visuals.

That's not how it's done. It'd be a minimum of 2500 words of anti feats. Then you bring up the anti feats of the characters he was losing to too to make it come full circle. I got you.

Although, this is a joke, it should be noted Thor was never bruised by that pillar.

@warrior8411: that's why i'm back, look again

With the context of the damage done that mjolnir strike against Cap is better than anything in DCEU 😂

The slap and dignity bits got me lol

LMAO Dignity!!!! Hahahaha

@stealthygrey: in L&T he failed to break concrete and dirt right? He also grunted to lift a table in Thor 1..

And how could you ever miss the dark world rock bloodyng showing?

Cool keep it up

There is enough material for 30 pages.

Good one

@logicbomb: I would love to see you make one.

That last feat is blatantly disregarding context. Korg was getting bullied, then Thor put on the headset and started bullying by the little kid, to the point he apparently whined about telling his dad what Thor said to him.

Still working on it

I've been busy

@stealthygrey: theres so many anti feats for thor, that it can go for or at least a page or two

Also dont forget being KOd by quinjet turrets confirming his vulnerability to bullets. Also 21 thor viva visuals anti feats lol, at this point hes gonna surpass supes viva visuals antifeats (at 30 something), and these 21 are just the beginning.

@logicbomb said:

@rjr: When was he knocked out by quinjet bullets?

Apparently the scene (right before quicksilver is killed) from age of ultron, when Ultron opened fired on steve and thor with the quinjet turret guns. We see thor literally being knocked down by the bullets and not seen again for a minute (because apparently by comicvine logic, not being seen for a minute means the person was KOd)

Also I would relax on this thread at least, this is a joke thread in the same vain as dceu superman viva visuals thread.

Actually what knocked Thor out was not the bullets, it was his severe case of ballistophobia.

We can see it here, look at him hide and dive for dear life. I see fear on that man's face.

Also evidenced by Thor below, coming face to face with bullets with no walls in sight to hide behind, ballistophobia overcame him. Unlike Captain America who easily managed to get out of the way of the barrage, Thor on the other hand froze, unable to do anything but wet his pants and hope to Odin Ultron misses him.

Bump

Who volunteers to make a thor viva visuals

@rajjarsalt Didn't you make one of these for Superman?

Lol this is funny

Yeah but it was the actual OG thread and not a pale imitation, coined the term "Viva Visuals"

Hell even the OP is a mimicry of StealthGrey lol

@rajjarsalt: Lol

Teach me Master Raj. Your techniques, your styles,

Take me as your student lmfao

Very mid and garbage disrespect thread. This is wack.

I could do far better

Hmmm