MCU Luke Cage runs a "having coffee" gauntlet

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Yes, this has been done before however I posted the thread on the battle forum, and one of the mods took it down. Also, I took the time to add some adjustments & improvisations.

Rules

  • Cage has 1 hour to try and persuade the following women in "getting into bed with him"
  • Luke gets a days worth of rest in between each round
  • All rounds start at Cottonmouth's club in Harlem, NY
  • No help/interference at all
  • Which round do you think Cage stops at and how do you think he would fare in the others?
  • Can he persuade all these women?

Gauntlet

Round 1. CW Iris West:

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Round 2. CW Felicity Smoak:

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Round 3. CW Kara-El/Supergirl:

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Round 4. Selina Kyle (TDKR):

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Round 5. Michoone (Walking Dead TV):

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Round 6. MCU Aunt May:

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Round 7. MCU Vanessa Fisk:

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Round 8. Mary-Jane (Raimi):

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Round 9. DCEU Wonder Woman:

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Round 10. Fox Mystique:

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Round 11. MCU Gamora:

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Bonus Round

His ex-wife, Reva Connors will come back to life and he'll be given $10,000 if he can get both DCEU Harley Quinn and MCU Black Widow in the bed within 3 hours.

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Clears.

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#4  Edited By zr0c00l

stops at 1. iris doesnt give it up quick and luke doesnt actually have any game. Hes never bedded anyone with skill that weve seen. hes just taken advantage of his natural looks and his physique to get ladies who were already attracted to him and for the most part kinda begging for a dickin

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@zr0c00l: Tell that to Eddie.........oh wait

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@zr0c00l: Tell that to Jessica, Claire, and Misty.

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@jaylim101studios: lol am i forgetting something here did she give eddie the quick pass and had flash wait for the greenlight forever?

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He clears.........twice

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#9  Edited By Jaylim101studios

@zr0c00l: That video is absolute gold????thanks for the laughs

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#10  Edited By The_Kidd

@zr0c00l: I kind of agree Iris wouldn't as her show seems be to the most 'family friendly' compared to the other characters shows/movies.

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@zr0c00l: Tell that to Jessica, Claire, and Misty.

Jessica is a drunk with no social life who probably hadnt been laid since purple man and craves distraction from reality. she falls into the begging to be dicked down category

Misty knight is a workaholic also with no social life and seemingly no romantic prospects at the moment. she could be put in the begging for it category but im going with she saw him and was immediately turned on by his looks he didnt use any real skill on her he just tossed her a compliment.

Claire is an easy lay ask matt

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@zr0c00l: That video is absolute gold????thanks for the laughs

haha no worries these guys have a few funny ones. id suggest "fried or fertalized" and "let me smang it" for some laughs

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Luke clears multiple times

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@brazenlake4946: Well I sporadically watch Supergirl but from what I remember they seem to have more openness when it comes to topics like sex.

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#16  Edited By BrazenLake4946

Round 1: Easy grab for Luke. Only reason Barry didn't pull her is because he waited 8-10 years to make a move.

Round 2; This one will come with difficulty, but it's possible Cage can overcome Felicity with his charisma.

Round 3: Probably the easiest one on the gauntlet. Kara likes them brothers aka Jimmy Olsen, do I need to say anymore?

Round 4: Could clear here.

Round 5: Same for number 3.

Round 6: This might be unlikely, but Aunt May look like the type to be craving some chocolate especially with her being a MILF and all. I'll say 50/50 on this one.

Round 7: Most likely stops here. Vanessa look likes the "I don't date black guys" type, and even if he did get her Fisk would be pissed and probably put a hit on Luke.

Round 8: It's possible he can overcome here with his charm but it's unlikely.

Round 9: Diana seems like the type to not care about race, and with Cage being a noble warrior of Harlem, and all I'll say he takes the cake but probably dies from the sex

Round 10: I don't know, maybe?

Round 11: Stops here. Gamora won't give it up at all.

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#17  Edited By Gotoucanario

Stops at 1, gets stomped at 2, order is all wrong.

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Stops at 4.

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Stops at 8.

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Considering how quickly MJ was willing to wrap her legs around J Jonah Jameson's son after Peter rejected her, Luke should get her pretty easy...

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@normanbates: Stops at 1, em she's engaged and her fiancee just trapped himself in the speed force, she's not remotely interested in having sex...

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Gauntlet is way out of order...you have to rank the challenge by how potentially frigid and unwelcoming each woman would be...

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?? this definetly is one of the more humorous battles I've seen, he clears

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@lukehero: I will admit that it's out of order completely, it's just so hard to keep up with all these women's personalities and the fact that some of the never been under pressure if that make sense.

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He clears them all.

You know what they say; Once you go out for some coffee things are bound to get saucy!

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Clears

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Stops at round three.

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He'd have better luck running this backwards. I don't see the first 2 forgetting about Barry and Ollie in favor of Luke

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