In 1963, Stan Lee created a comic. Well, he created a lot of them around that time, but this one specifically was with a certain purpose. See, over in DC Comics, they had a character who was more or less the perfect superhero. So instead of straight ripping him off, Stan decided go about it a little differently. His Superman would be cut into 5 pieces: Superman's 5 powers. Enhanced human characteristics would be one (strength, agility, durability, intelligence), Flight would be one, heat vision, cold breath, and an intangible power. And so the X-Men were born. Now obviously you can't make a superhero who can only see through walls, so he upgraded this one to straight telekinesis.
But this is what made the X-Men great. They were a real team. They weren't a super team of accomplished solo acts that teamed up to defy cosmic beings, they were broken parts that fit together properly. There was great drama in that, which Marvel seems to be straying away from. Back in the 60's, 70's, and 80's, no X-Man (aside from maybe Wolverine) was a one man show. You could overtake an Iceman with a direct slap to the face. Not anymore, he's pure ice now. If you ever caught Angel, you could have your way with him. Not anymore, he's Archangel, and he could kill you 100 different ways. Cyclops' blasts were great, but not like they are now. He's clearing fields, decapitating Sentinels, it's a little much. Jean used to be just a one trick pony, if you could avoid the vase flying at your head, she's pretty defenseless. Not anymore, now she's dead.
Do you get what I'm saying? Colossus went from being a reliable bruiser to now being on Thing and She-Hulk's level. And that's BEFORE you factor in the gem of Cyttorak. Wolverine is now healing from insane injuries like they never happened. That's not fun, now it's just stupid. I remember a scene in the Hulk Vs movie where Deadpool's arm is severed from his body, he puts it back and he's fine. And everyone's reaction was, "Sounds about right. It's just Deadpool being Deadpool." Think about that... it's what's killing X-Men comics. Havok absorbing a star, Gambit now being able to charge items telepathically, Multiple Man's sperm making duplicates... this is getting way out of control.
What used to make the X-Men great was that 1 couldn't do anything, 2 were somewhat useless and 4 had mixed results. But when you got the whole team of 6-8 together, they were dreamcrushers. That's great comics. Now we're watching Magik cut holes through time and space. And the fact that Namor is even on the team. Even the newer characters they're coming up with like Pixie are getting massive upgrades. And what's worse, the guys like Beast and NIghtcrawler who aren't overpowered machines are getting killed off.
Do you guys remember when the X-Men were essentially a bunch of kids in way over their heads? Now they're matching blow-for-blow with the Avengers, absorbing Pheonix forces and traversing the universe taking down empires. It kills me a little bit inside.
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