Warning: the following jokes are rated R for atrocious humor and unfunny puns. You have been warned.
Q: What do you call a Christian superhero team?
Q: What do you call Jeph Loeb's Ultimatum?
A: Nothing. That's the whole joke.
Q: What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the car?
A: "Robin. Get in the car."
If anyone else has got more funny superhero jokes, feel free to share!