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#1 Posted by Veshark (10448 posts) - - Show Bio

Warning: the following jokes are rated R for atrocious humor and unfunny puns. You have been warned.

Q: What do you call a Christian superhero team?

A: A-Men.

Q: What do you call Jeph Loeb's Ultimatum?

A: Nothing. That's the whole joke.

Q: What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the car?

A: "Robin. Get in the car."

If anyone else has got more funny superhero jokes, feel free to share!

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#2 Posted by EMH_Bruce (858 posts) - - Show Bio
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#3 Posted by Timandm (3393 posts) - - Show Bio
@Veshark: I am literally laughing out loud at those jokes... They're so dorky!!!! but I love em!
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#4 Posted by 14NC3 (2073 posts) - - Show Bio

just let me go and find any deadpool comic....

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#5 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29886 posts) - - Show Bio

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#6 Posted by Jorgevy (5165 posts) - - Show Bio

@Veshark said:

Q: What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the car?

A: "Robin. Get in the car."

someone needs to explain me this one

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#7 Posted by The_Lunact_And_Manic (3296 posts) - - Show Bio

*Insert Dick Grayson joke here*

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#8 Posted by EMH_Bruce (858 posts) - - Show Bio

@The_Lunact_And_Manic said:

*Insert Dick Grayson joke here*

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something like this?

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#9 Posted by Veshark (10448 posts) - - Show Bio

Haha glad you liked them, but I felt ashamed just typing the Batman one out XD

It's funny because it's taken literally. Don't worry, if you don't get it, it probably means you have an actual, working sense of humor!

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#10 Posted by Timandm (3393 posts) - - Show Bio
@Veshark said:

@Timandm Haha glad you liked them, but I felt ashamed just typing the Batman one out XD

@Jorgevy It's funny because it's taken literally. Don't worry, if you don't get it, it probably means you have an actual, working sense of humor!

But the Batman one is the funniest one there!  Get this, I told it to my wife and youngest daughter and they both laughed.  Not chuckled, LAUGHED!  I think I'm going to tell it to my class today.
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#11 Posted by Veshark (10448 posts) - - Show Bio

Haha tell me how that goes! I told my mom, and she kind of just stared at me and gave me the 'Sometimes I worry about you' look. XD

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#12 Posted by Roverlord (38 posts) - - Show Bio

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#13 Edited by Roverlord (38 posts) - - Show Bio

Q: What's Dock Ock's favorite movie?

A: Octopussy

Q: How do you describe Two-Face?

A: Half of the man he used to be

Q: Which super hero runs in marathons?

A: Irun Man

Q: What does Superman’s use to eat cereal?

A: A Superbowl

Q: Why is Spiderman such good baseball player?

A: He knows how to catch flies.

Q: What is Spider-Man’s favorite month?

A: Web-ruary

Q: Why did Spiderman get in trouble with his aunt?

A: He spent too much time on the web.

Q: What do you get when you combine Robin with a milk shake machine?

A: Robin the Boy Blender.

Q: What did Bruce Wayne’s mommy put over his crib?

A: A bat mobile.

Q: Why did it take Thor so long to find his brother?

A: He couldn’t Lokite him.

Q: What was Captain America when he was younger?

A: Lieutenant America

Q: Why couldn’t Batman go fishing?

A: Robin ate all the worms.

Q: Why did all the pictures come out dark from the Superhero party?

A: They forgot to invite the Flash.

Q: Why did Wolverine bring Wonder Woman with him to the used car dealer?

A: So she could use her Lasso of Truth on the salesman.

Q: How does Spiderman communicate with other superheroes?

A: The world wide web.

Q: What do superheroes put in their drinks?

A: Just ice.

Q: Why was Batman so serious?

A: He wasn’t the Joker.

Q: What’s the difference between Batman and the Penguin?

A: Batman can go into a jewelry store without robin.

Q: What baseball position does Spiderman like most?

A: The outfield because he catches the most flies.

Q: What is Spiderman’s favorite day of the week?

A: Flyday.

Q: What is Thor’s favorite food?

A: Thor-tillas

Q: Why doesn’t Mr. Freeze have any friends?

A: He gives everyone the cold shoulder

Q: What did Iron Man say to Spider Man?

A: Don’t bug me.

Q: Which superhero won the best singer competition?

A: Captain American Idol

Q: How did Ant Man win the Nobel Peace Prize?

A: He was brill-ant.

Q: How does Ant Man keep his suit from getting wrinkled?

A: With help from Iron Man.

Q: What is a superhero's favorite part of the joke?

A: The "punch" line!

Q: Whats the difference between Green Lantern and a unicorn?

A: Nothing,theyre both fictional characters

Q: What is Doc Ock's favorite month?

A: Ock-tober.

Q: Why did Bruce's date go badly?

A: Because he has BAT breath!

Q: Who is the sassiest supervillain?

A: Sassquatch.

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