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#1 Posted by k4tzm4n (40156 posts) - - Show Bio

About time, Warner Brothers & DC! Here is it:

Director: Michael Bay

Superman: Michael Cera

Batman: Dane Cook

Wonder Woman: Katherine Heigl

Green Lantern / John Stewart: Tracy Morgan

Aquaman: Fabio

Martian Manhunter: Arnold Schwarzenegger

Darkseid: CGI w/ Chris Rock's voice

So yeah, happy April 1st and all that. Have some fun -- make your own ridiculous cast for the film in the comments below.

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#3 Posted by Deranged Midget (18346 posts) - - Show Bio

Single best thing I've ever seen in my life.

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#4 Posted by Lone_Wolf_and_Cub (7934 posts) - - Show Bio

Lmfao The sad thing is this is probably the best a JLA movie could get.

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#5 Posted by Kal'smahboi (3976 posts) - - Show Bio

Tracy Morgan would make a great John Stewart. He's so distinguished.

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#6 Posted by k4tzm4n (40156 posts) - - Show Bio

Tracy Morgan would make a great John Stewart. He's so distinguished.

I would love to hear him say the oath.

Single best thing I've ever seen in my life.

THIS MOVIE NEEDS TO HAPPEN.

Lmfao The sad thing is this is probably the best a JLA movie could get.

I sincerely hope not!

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#7 Edited by Deranged Midget (18346 posts) - - Show Bio

@k4tzm4n: HENCEFORTH, THERE SHALL BE A KICKSTARTER!

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#8 Posted by Battle_Forum_Junkie (10328 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd love to hear Arnold Schwarzenegger make some more superhero puns. :)

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#9 Posted by Avenging-X-Bolt (17232 posts) - - Show Bio

Eddie Murphy can play all the roles

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#10 Posted by k4tzm4n (40156 posts) - - Show Bio

Eddie Murphy can play all the roles

Will the movie be called "Coming to New Earth" or "The Nutty Justice League of America?"

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#11 Posted by Avenging-X-Bolt (17232 posts) - - Show Bio

@k4tzm4n:

The title is in the works.

you can expect a lot of darkseid telling Kalibak not to adjust his seat though.

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#12 Edited by Twentyfive (3057 posts) - - Show Bio

Michael Bay?

Aww yeah. This movie is going to be trippin'!

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#13 Edited by fodigg (6243 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm a little nervous about some of the casting choices they made, but honestly, I'm excited to see what Will Ferrell does with Cyborg.

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#14 Posted by MadeinBangladesh (12472 posts) - - Show Bio

FOOLS!

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#15 Posted by the_tree (8607 posts) - - Show Bio

Fabio as Aquaman? I smell an Oscar.

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#16 Posted by AllStarSuperman (38592 posts) - - Show Bio

Im okay with WW/Katherine Heigl...

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#17 Edited by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (21616 posts) - - Show Bio

Director: M. Night Shyamalan

Superman: Nicolas Cage

Batman: Rowan Atkinson

Wonder Woman: Betty White

Green Lantern (Hal Jordan): Will Ferrell

Green Lantern (John Stewart): Samuel L. Jackson

Aquaman: Fabio

Martian Manhunter: Arnold Schwarzenegger

Darkseid: Jim Carrey

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#18 Edited by Skyfire (956 posts) - - Show Bio

I literally lol'd at the thought of Darkseid with Chris rock's voice.

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#19 Posted by Immortal777 (9602 posts) - - Show Bio

The JL looking to be good with this All Star cast.

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#20 Edited by TDK_1997 (17625 posts) - - Show Bio

I got pumped about this movie by just reading that Bay would be the director. :D

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#21 Posted by xblah_blahx (2893 posts) - - Show Bio

Too bad Michael Bays involvement with the Ninja Turtles movie isnt an April Fools joke as well...

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#22 Posted by The Stegman (37538 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd watch this movie.

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#23 Posted by Jnr6Lil (8723 posts) - - Show Bio

White Cyborg, wow

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#24 Posted by Lone_Wolf_and_Cub (7934 posts) - - Show Bio

@Jnr6Lil that's because Cyborg is a UncleTom.

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#25 Posted by Jnr6Lil (8723 posts) - - Show Bio

@lone_wolf_and_cub: Still, they could've had the first black character to achieve mainstream exposure since Storm and they screwed it up.

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#26 Posted by Tacos_Kickass (844 posts) - - Show Bio

Im sold with Fabio for Aquaman

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#27 Edited by Jnr6Lil (8723 posts) - - Show Bio

Tracy Morgan is too comical. Should've picked a different actor, Jay Ellis?

Still think they should've used the Bruce Timm cast

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#28 Posted by Dabee (2421 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd see all of these. Sign me up for Schwarzenegger as Martian Manhunter. I would also just love to see MM in a movie. Imagine Andy Dick as Aquaman.

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#29 Posted by JediXMan (38528 posts) - - Show Bio

... I hate April Fool's day... -_-

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#30 Posted by AllStarSuperman (38592 posts) - - Show Bio

Director: Michael Bay

Superman: Will Ferrell

Batman: Steve Carell

Wonder Woman: Tina Fey

Green Lantern / John Stewart: Tracy Morgan

Aquaman: Andy Dick

Martian Manhunter: Jack Black

Darkseid: CGI w/ Morgan Freeman's voice