How would the DC world be affected ?

How would DC be affected in the long run if the following changes accord to the DC heroes

Superman becomes a heavy drinker and is drunk nearly 90% of the time.

Bruce Wayne is addicted to prostitutes.

Black lightning always uses the line "It's because I'm black isn't it" in any sort of dispute between him and someone else.

Wonder woman is concerned more on being a beauty qeen than protecting the weak and innocent and often gets upset and whines when she takes the most frivolous amount of damage like breaking a nail.

Flash is ridiculously clumsy.

Captian Marvel and his alter ego have different sexualities. Captian marvel is straight while his alter ego is gay.

Vixen is narcoleptic.

John Stewart has Phonophobia and is a heavy weed smoker.

Black Canary is a hot head and yells alot.

Hawkgirl is on roid rage and takes massive steroids.

Red Tornado turns into Amazo every wednesday at 9:00 pm -12:00 AM.

So what would happen ?


 

Tell me, are you trying to ruin the DCU?

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Tell me, are you trying to ruin the DCU?

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They'd be out selling Marvel.

"How would DC be affected in the long run if the following changes accord to the DC heroes


Black Bolt always uses the line "It's because I'm black isn't it" in any sort of dispute between him and someone else.


So what would happen ?


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"The DC Universe would not be that appealing anymore...
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"Shonen said:

"How would DC be affected in the long run if the following changes accord to the DC heroes


Black Bolt always uses the line "It's because I'm black isn't it" in any sort of dispute between him and someone else.


So what would happen ?


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Black Bolt would say "What the hell am I doing in the DC Universe" and destroy Metropolis with his voice."

"King Saturn said:

"The DC Universe would not be that appealing anymore...
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I only have one DC book on my pull list rite now son"

Can this really make DC go down the drain for real ?

Wouldn't this increase sales for DC as more people would read them due to the characters being more human and relatable.

"Can this really make DC go down the drain for real ?

Wouldn't this increase sales for DC as more people would read them due to the characters being more human and relatable."

Geee, How would it affect DC if all their heroes went down the drain.......yeah.

"How would DC be affected in the long run if the following changes accord to the DC heroes

Superman becomes a heavy drinker and is drunk nearly 90% of the time.

Bruce Wayne is addicted to prostitutes.

Black Bolt always uses the line "It's because I'm black isn't it" in any sort of dispute between him and someone else.

Wonder woman is concerned more on being a beauty qeen than protecting the weak and innocent and often gets upset and whines when she takes the most frivolous amount of damage like breaking a nail.

Flash is ridiculously clumsy.

Captian Marvel and his alter ego have different sexualities. Captian marvel is straight while his alter ego is gay.

Vixen is narcoleptic.

John Stewart has Phonophobia and is a heavy weed smoker.

Black Canary is a hot head and yells alot.

Hawkgirl is on roid rage and takes massive steroids.

Red Tornado turns into Amazo every wednesday at 9:00 pm -12:00 AM.

So what would happen ?


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Doesn't MAD Magazine do that bit, like, every month?

Black Bolt always uses the line "It's because I'm black isn't it" in any sort of dispute between him and someone else.

"Doesn't MAD Magazine do that bit, like, every month?"