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Posted by RedHeathen (1950 posts) 7 days, 12 hours ago

Poll: How would a fight go down between Lobo and Darth Vader ? Who has the best one liners? (17 votes)

Lobo 41%
Vader 59%
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Version as shown. Explain the fight, and give the best one-liners each has to offer.

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#2 Posted by DarthWill3 (204 posts) - - Show Bio

Vader's got this. No problem.

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#3 Posted by jashro44 (50806 posts) - - Show Bio

Lobo would kill him easily. Too strong, has guns which can destroy planets, healing factor, arguably too fast (Lobo's speed kind of varies). Darth Vader has the better one liners IMO.

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#4 Edited by RedHeathen (1950 posts) - - Show Bio

@jashro44:

I'm curious what Lobo would do if Vader took a few space dolphins hostage and keep them nearby. Do you think that Lobo would use such firepower against Vader if this happened?

@darthwill3:

How do you think Vader would react to Lobo? Or Lobo to Vader?

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#5 Posted by DarthWill3 (204 posts) - - Show Bio

@redheathen: All I know is that Vader will consider Lobo as a powerful but mindless mercenary.

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#6 Posted by jashro44 (50806 posts) - - Show Bio

@redheathen: I didn't really think Vader had prep. I guess Lobo wouldn't use his planet destroying guns in that case.

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#7 Posted by Darth_Nimrod (2278 posts) - - Show Bio

Lobo stomps. When it comes to one-liners, it's a matter of opinion.

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#8 Posted by KanyeCosby (6288 posts) - - Show Bio

Lobo could probably solo most of the Galactic Empire. This is a mismatch lol.

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#9 Posted by Supermanthor (5306 posts) - - Show Bio

Lobo

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#10 Posted by Insanity_ (92 posts) - - Show Bio

Lobo is a powerhouse that can go toe to toe with Superman, Vader gets ROLF stomped.

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#11 Posted by RedHeathen (1950 posts) - - Show Bio

Thanks everyone. I was hoping this would be more fun and focused on one liners. I think it is obvious that in the end Lobo kills Vader, but I don't think it will be an easy fight at first. I just wanted this to be a fun thing-something a little different from the average versus battle.

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#12 Posted by TheSpartanB345T (3758 posts) - - Show Bio

Lobo is a powerhouse that can go toe to toe with Superman, Vader gets ROLF stomped.

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#13 Posted by PenguinDust (8089 posts) - - Show Bio

Lobo. I feel like Vader only does “dad jokes” these days.

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#14 Posted by FireStarLord73194 (4007 posts) - - Show Bio

Y’all ppl sayin lobo, try not to choke on your aspirations

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#16 Posted by FitnessTribesman13 (1618 posts) - - Show Bio

@redheathen:

How dare ya tag me you stupid idiot moron dumb retard?

PS: Vader takes this because I want him to and not some no-name nobody yet with a ridiculous name like "Lobo" which sounds like "Hobo."

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#17 Posted by RedHeathen (1950 posts) - - Show Bio

Lobo. I feel like Vader only does “dad jokes” these days.

Hey - dad jokes aren't so bad. ;)

You think Vader's dad jokes will lose to this?

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#18 Posted by wildvine (14859 posts) - - Show Bio

Lobo tangles with Superman, so I can't really see Vadar winning. And Vadar isn't known (to my knowledge) for one-liners.

Lobo for both

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#19 Posted by RedHeathen (1950 posts) - - Show Bio

@wildvine said:

Lobo tangles with Superman, so I can't really see Vadar winning. And Vadar isn't known (to my knowledge) for one-liners.

Lobo for both

Oh yeah, I agree Lobo wins, but Vader has a ton of one-liners. Just think of how Skywalker and Kenobi bantered back and forth in the movies and novels. Vader didn't lose touch with his dry humor.

I don't think I worded the OP that well. I was hoping for a bit of a run down of what would happen with a few one-liners thrown in. Either way, though, I appreciate everyone adding their thoughts. =) I'm a bit bad wording things.

As to one liners, it's just stupid things-the same for Lobo.

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And perhaps it's just me, but the following panel caused me to chuckle pretty hard, but then I've also been reading about Vader for many years.

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But otherwise, it's stuff like this:

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#20 Posted by wildvine (14859 posts) - - Show Bio

@redheathen: Been a long time since I saw the movie, and I didn't read any novels with Vadar, so I still couldn't accurately say

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#21 Posted by RedHeathen (1950 posts) - - Show Bio

@wildvine: I understand, and thanks for replying.