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Posted by ANTHP2000 (24841 posts) 9 months, 20 days ago

Poll: Favourite joke line in Infinity War? (121 votes)

"I've mastered the ability, of standing so incredibly still, that I've become invincible to the eye... Watch." 21%
"Where is Gamora?", "There, I'll give one better: Who's Gamora?", "I'll give you one better: WHY is Gamora?" 34%
"I am Groot", "I am Steve Rogers" 16%
"It can kill you", "Only if I die", "...yes... that's... what 'kill you' means." 7%
Other 22%

IW was probably the most successful marvel film to date in terms of humor. Which one stood out for you the most?

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#1 Posted by Saberscar223 (4353 posts) - - Show Bio

How long have you been standing there

an hour

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#2 Posted by TonyMartial (8442 posts) - - Show Bio

WHY IS GAMORA

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#3 Posted by deactivated-5bf470b432518 (5801 posts) - - Show Bio

The one about moving invisible to the eye was hilarious.

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#4 Posted by byrd42 (781 posts) - - Show Bio

IMO the Grimace joke and the Jesus joke were by far the funniest.

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#5 Posted by Amcu (15843 posts) - - Show Bio

They where all on point in this movie.

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#6 Posted by SocaJunkie (7942 posts) - - Show Bio

Why is Gamora had me in tears.

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#7 Posted by Super_ninja (3518 posts) - - Show Bio

The one about moving invisible to the eye was hilarious.

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#8 Posted by Devilmenworks (717 posts) - - Show Bio

"Why was she up there up there the whole time?' General Okoye talking about Scarlet Witch.

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#9 Posted by soaringturkeys (2580 posts) - - Show Bio

"Jesus? Wait are you from Earth?"

" No I'm from Missouri!"

" Thats Earth you dipshit"

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#10 Edited by soaringturkeys (2580 posts) - - Show Bio

Tony: Soo what do you do?

Strange: Protect the dimension you jackass.

( Or something like that, can't rember that one

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#12 Edited by MarvelandDCfan24 (6948 posts) - - Show Bio

Thor constantly calling Rocket rabbit for some reason was hilarious for some odd reason

Drax humor was on point the whole invisible thing was hilarious and other lines, Strange and Tony were pretty funny too

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#13 Posted by PenguinDust (8511 posts) - - Show Bio

There were a lot of very funny jokes, most of them coming from the Guardians but others had some good one-liners. Early on, I liked Tony to Bruce, “You’re embarrassing me in front of the wizard.” I also liked “There’s an ‘Ant-Man’ and a ‘Spider-Man’?” The Thor/Rocket “rabbit” running gag was fun, too. In fact, the whole name calling and how they played with identity felt vey genuine to me.

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#14 Posted by Ready_4_Madness (14812 posts) - - Show Bio

“Dude, you’re embarrassing me in front of wizards”

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#15 Posted by ANTHP2000 (24841 posts) - - Show Bio

Never expected an MCU movie to be so funny tbh.

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#16 Posted by Rustlingjimmy (1053 posts) - - Show Bio
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#17 Posted by kgb725 (18096 posts) - - Show Bio

@Penguin-Dust: The footloose joke was great too

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#18 Posted by mrmonster (14166 posts) - - Show Bio

The first one. I couldn't stop laughing when Drax thought he was invisible.

That's what I love about Marvel; even in a movie about a madman coming to destroy the universe, they can still make room for humor, and good humor.

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#19 Posted by Primez0ne (9793 posts) - - Show Bio

"No more pop references" - Tony to Peter

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#20 Posted by tparks (11807 posts) - - Show Bio

I liked:

“Hi, I’m Peter”

“Dr. Strange...”

“Oh...we’re using our fake names? I’m Spider-Man.”

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#21 Posted by Battle123axe (8849 posts) - - Show Bio

the jokes were genuinely funny without overdoing it at all

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#23 Posted by TheVivas (19119 posts) - - Show Bio

“This is my friend, Tree.”

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#24 Posted by dngn4774 (5571 posts) - - Show Bio

The "Oh we're using our made up names?" line between Spiderman and Doctor Strange.

"WHY IS GAMORA?" was a close second.

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#25 Posted by PayneInTheAss (10916 posts) - - Show Bio

okoye

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#26 Edited by ignVela (1051 posts) - - Show Bio

the jokes were genuinely funny without overdoing it at all

Especially Guardians lines/interactions with the guardians.

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#27 Posted by Y2G (419 posts) - - Show Bio

I loved this interaction:

"Like footloose?"

"Is footloose still the greatest movie of all time?"

"It never was."

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#28 Posted by TerrigenPiss (3 posts) - - Show Bio

“Alright take it easy, Squidward”

I, and the rest of theater collectively lost our shit.

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#29 Posted by theredhood44 (1093 posts) - - Show Bio

“Take it easy squidward”

“What am I suppose to say? Jesus?”

“Yea, that’s earth dipshit”

“Your math is blowing my mind”

“WHY IS GAMORA?”

“Wizards”

“Sweet rabbit”

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#30 Posted by phillip33 (3654 posts) - - Show Bio

Everything between thor and the guardians was comedy gold

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#31 Posted by Battle123axe (8849 posts) - - Show Bio

@ignvela said:
@battle123axe said:

the jokes were genuinely funny without overdoing it at all

Especially Guardians lines/interactions with the guardians.

exactly

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#32 Posted by deactivated-5ae771f2dc451 (70 posts) - - Show Bio

“I am Groot” “I am Steve Rogers”, don’t know why but it was so unexpected and Evans’ delivery was spot on.

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#33 Posted by Thorthunder98 (6420 posts) - - Show Bio

The jokes were so good in this movie and perfectly balanced with the dark side the film just executed everything perfectly

Funniest bits for me were

  • Why is Gamora
  • I am Steve Rogers
  • My Master? What am I supposed to say Jesus?
  • Yea that's Earth dipshit
  • Squidward
  • I'm invisible
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#34 Posted by WhyZoSerious (1613 posts) - - Show Bio

I didn't laugh at "I'm Groot; and I'm Steve Rogers", but it just made me cry. Sounds ridiculously dumb.

In the hall definitely "Why is Gamora".

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#35 Posted by SocaJunkie (7942 posts) - - Show Bio

Thor calling Rocket ‘Rabbit’ was funny every time and Quill dropping his voice to mimic Thor was hilarious.

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#36 Posted by FullMetalEmprah (3870 posts) - - Show Bio

The Squidward line was funny as hell, as was the fake names line by Peter.

I don't think it was intended to be funny but for some reason when Iron Man says, "You throw another moon at me and I'mma lose it," I thought it was hilarious. I think it's just how well he took getting attacked by something like that lol.

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#37 Posted by g2_ (11241 posts) - - Show Bio

The one about moving invisible to the eye was hilarious.

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#38 Posted by hyiena (5211 posts) - - Show Bio

I liked Starlord doing a Thor voice.

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#39 Posted by ANTHP2000 (24841 posts) - - Show Bio

bump

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#40 Posted by Morpheus_ (34223 posts) - - Show Bio

I laughed way more than I should have at Drax's mastery of invisibility, but a lot of the jokes landed, it was well done.

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#41 Posted by Druzzie (538 posts) - - Show Bio

For some reason I like the whole Thanos line to Starlord "I like you." After he proved he could kill Gamora if push comes to shove.

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#42 Posted by loyngulpany (2429 posts) - - Show Bio

@undefined: The scene where Thanos says insect to Spiderman

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#43 Posted by teefurtree (1184 posts) - - Show Bio

“Alright take it easy, Squidward”

I, and the rest of theater collectively lost our shit.

That's the one! One of the funniest lines of the movie.

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#44 Posted by Mrnoital (7885 posts) - - Show Bio

"Where is the stone?"

Snatch reference

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#45 Posted by deactivated-5b60e98a8eb99 (11593 posts) - - Show Bio

When Thor says how he learned to speak Groot's language.

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#46 Posted by kiba (3518 posts) - - Show Bio

Quill you're one sandwich away from being fat

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#47 Posted by Mr_Shazam0920 (3617 posts) - - Show Bio

“No, you’re a dude. This.. This is a MAN”.

Drax was hilarious!

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#48 Posted by Aka_aka_aka_ak (2874 posts) - - Show Bio

Basically anything from Drax

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#49 Posted by Gaoron (7855 posts) - - Show Bio

Thor and guardians interactions

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#50 Posted by weavile (281 posts) - - Show Bio

Every scene with the Guardian is a gold mine of joke