Does Theon Greyjoy have balls?

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Alright, so we know that Theon Greyjoy had his penis cut off by Ramsay Bolton, but what about his testicles? It's come up as a point of discussion in a PM I'm in, and it's never made explicitly clear. There are things that could indicate he does and things that could indicate he doesn't, and I'd like to hear some opinions. Theon is still able to grow facial hair normally which could indicate he still has them, but @rogueshadow has said that it shouldn't make a difference. Maybe somebody with more knowledge on this could help us out here. Ramsay has made dialogue about cutting off Theon's balls, though. I thought they were definitely removed until the facial hair thing was pointed out to me, but now I'm unsure.

Help me out here.

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#2  Edited By Xerolot

If Theon doesn't have penis how do he piss? I mean it would be fatal to his organism

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He has balls that would put even the Mountain to shame. GRRM writes extensively about them for an entire chapter of 6-7 pages in book 4.

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This is of critical importance

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Asking the right questions.

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#6  Edited By rogueshadow  Moderator

Pod will lend him his spares in season 7.

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Only now do I realise how awkward the title is.

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you are on dar der phaggy time again op huh ?

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#10  Edited By Thorthunder98

WE. NEED. ANSWERS.

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@spambot said:

He has balls that would put even the Mountain to shame. GRRM writes extensively about them for an entire chapter of 6-7 pages in book 4.

I so hope this is true

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I would think so. It's even worse because if he still has he wont even lose his sex drive.

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NOW IS THE TIME FOR TRUTH

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Yes he does, I saw the actor one night naked and he had testicles.

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Jokes apart, he most certainly does. Its a wonder he is still remotely sane after all that he has been through.

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Well, I guess we have an answer now.

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Apparently not.

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#21 rogueshadow  Moderator

We already knew:

"You have bigger balls than he ever did."

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Evidently not.

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#23 the_stegman  Moderator

Wow, Ramsey did him worse than I thought.

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That dude after going for Theon's balls

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@rbt said:

Evidently not.

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Why did he keep going for the groan?

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He should still have balls, but I guess the show writers decided he didn't so they could make a joke.

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In the last episode the Iron Born guy kicked Theon several times in the nuts, and Theon laughed. So he has no balls it seems.

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#31  Edited By JediXMan  Moderator

Apparently not.

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#32  Edited By Gotoucanario

God that fight was so baaaaad, seriously even if he had no balls you wouldn't laugh off repeated knees from a grown man to your pelvis, that was beyond stupid. The rest of the episode was good but that scene was a 1/10, literally the worst 60 seconds of the entire Game of Thrones for me. I wish I could erase it from my memory.

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#33  Edited By confused-shell

How did he pee tho?

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He sure did

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#35 socajunkie  Moderator

In the books Ramsay never even castrated Theon, he’s still in a shit state with some fingers cut off and teeth knocked out but I’d rather be like that than have my carrot and broccoli snipped.

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He's a good man.

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How the hell does he piss?

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Some people have mentioned that he's been hit in that area and Theon doesn't flinch or anything. I remember that too and I guess Ramsay did cut off everything. Poor guy.