If by some extraordinary, and unfortunate event, you are being trapped inside the Arkham Asylum's main building alone with Joker, which version of joker do you rather be locked up with? Why? And what would be your strategy to survive for 24 hours before getting rescued??
classic The Batman Animated Series joker (Mark Hamill)
Joker from Batman (Jack Nicholson)
Joker from The Dark Knight (Heath Ledger)
Joker from Suicide Squad (Jared Leto)
the new Joker by Joaquin Phoenix
ROUND 1 Psycho warfare: you woke up to found yourself strapped to a mental patient's bed, with Joker standing in front of you with his trademark maniacal smile, he has decided to break you emotionally, mentally and psychologically through his crazy antics/ creepy mind games/ terror-inducing madness (their methods are in line with the on-screen character, depend on the version of Joker you chose, but no physically torture is used, he is only interested in destroying your mind for fun). Can you last for 12 hours or will you break by then?
ROUND 2 A close encounter: (If) you managed to survive with your sanity intact, when Joker was away briefly, you managed to break out of the restraint and got up ready to make a run for it, only to come face to face with the returning Joker, uh-oh awkward! Both of you are unarmed and with starting distance of 5 metres, he is about to attack you, what do you do and can you survive or escape?
ROUND 3 The hunting game: (If) you managed to survive the fistcuff with the Joker (or if you beat him, he managed to get away), he got enraged and have the entire building locked down then proceed to hunting you with his specific gears equipped (details below), while the only weapons you can use are whatever you can find or make-shift out of from within the building -- household objects, office equipment, hospital/surgical tools, kitchen gadgets, standard gears from security office (eg. Security Helmet, riot shield, wood baton, non-lethal taser etc. But NO guns or firearms of any kind, it looks like joker have cleared it out when took over the building). what would you do to stay alive for next 12 hours until help arrive, or how would you beat the Joker and clear the round?
classic The Batman Animated Series joker (Mark Hamill) -- acid squirting flower, razer sharp throwing cards, extendable boxing gloves and 3 chattering joker-teeth that sprays deadly jokers toxin.
Joker from Batman (Jack Nicholson) -- Long barrel pistol, electricity joy-buzzer, and throwing pen-darts.
Joker from The Dark Knight (Heath Ledger) -- pencils, pocket knife, metal pipe, and two vicious attacking dogs.
Joker from Suicide Squad (Jared Leto) -- dual welding custom-made gold guns and a sword cane.
the new Joker by Joaquin Phoenix -- since the movie is not yet out, lets say he has unlimited access to those twirling sign-boards that he could use to smack you to death with if needed, plus Harley Quinn (Margot Robbie) from Suicide Squad as backup, with her baseball bat and revolver to aid her Mr J. And no, Casanova, none of you can seduce and turn her to your side lol.