Did Darkseid really work at Mcdonalds?

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#1 Edited by RandyButterNubs (716 posts) - - Show Bio
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What happened to make him do this?

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#2 Edited by KillBilly (2709 posts) - - Show Bio

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McDonald's headquarters promised him the anti-life equation in exchange for his services. It was a busy rush hour.

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#5 Edited by Richubs (6581 posts) - - Show Bio

This is worse than being arrested by the NYPD.

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#6 Posted by MainJP (7132 posts) - - Show Bio
@richubs said:

This is worse than being arrested by the NYPD.

That's debatable.

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@mainjp said:
@richubs said:

This is worse than being arrested by the NYPD.

That's debatable.

Aleast Darkseid has a source of income

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#8 Posted by Cramem (341 posts) - - Show Bio

Yeah and Thanos was a farmer

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#9 Posted by dirtytree332 (742 posts) - - Show Bio

@cramem said:

Yeah and Thanos was a farmer

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That's kind of respectable though tbqh

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#10 Posted by TobyMaguire (1068 posts) - - Show Bio
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Wonder Feminist also did😂

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#11 Posted by ArranVid (2804 posts) - - Show Bio

Ronald McDonald would be proud of this tyrant working under him

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#12 Posted by TheInsufferable (3059 posts) - - Show Bio

The Great Depression in Apokolips.

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#13 Edited by christianrapper (6472 posts) - - Show Bio

I bet no one complained about cold fries that day.

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#14 Posted by MICKEY-MOUSE (36959 posts) - - Show Bio

McDonalds >>> Source Wall

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#15 Posted by ArranVid (2804 posts) - - Show Bio

@mickey-mouse: Yep because McDonalds has nice, tasty fries that can be eaten in moderation whereas the Source Wall doesn't have any fries

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#16 Posted by Juggerman40 (638 posts) - - Show Bio

His employer was Thanos.

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#17 Posted by RandyButterNubs (716 posts) - - Show Bio
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#18 Posted by Eto (5358 posts) - - Show Bio

Darkseid IS

working at McDonald's.

Online
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#19 Posted by MAZAHS117 (13183 posts) - - Show Bio

How can you dispute what you see with your very eyes tho

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#22 Posted by ANTHP2000 (29702 posts) - - Show Bio

Lmao.

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#23 Posted by StaticSpeedster (2816 posts) - - Show Bio

Mickey D's offered him college credits so he had to do it.

#Darkseid'sHustle

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#24 Posted by DarkDementor101 (709 posts) - - Show Bio

This is his punishment for double dipping! Everyone knows that double dipping is a crime unparalleled across the multiverse, in terms of evil and heresy.

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#25 Posted by Supermanforever (9360 posts) - - Show Bio

looool

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#29 Posted by y3kthunder (1281 posts) - - Show Bio

Talk about depressing times for darkseid

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#30 Posted by Cramem (341 posts) - - Show Bio

Darkseid fell down the stairs

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He got himself mugged

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And Santa close makes him look like a fool every year

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Outch

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#31 Posted by ArranVid (2804 posts) - - Show Bio