Death Battle is already wrong about Thor vs Wonder Woman

They said Thor is Super Fast

A discussion about Death battle?

This will definitely remain decent and friendly.

HE IS fast! He can probably tag a street leveler, like Punisher...maybe.

Inb4 he once travelled the galaxy in 'x' seconds through mjolnir, so that means his combat and reaction speed is at that level.

Poor Slodinson...

@kanataroc: Oh boy, Slowdinson will speedblitz Wonder Woman XDXDXD.

Dammit screw attack, first superman is infinite, then Thor is fast.... what else will you continue to get wrong?!

@jedixman: Aren't mods supposed to discourage trolling, not participate in it?

Thor can't even catch me.

Still faster than colossus to be fair

Inb4 "No fight he's ever had ever counts because exact numbers aren't listed"

It's also bound to be insightful

The salt though.....

can still mop the floor with wonder woman

Thor is much faster then the anti Thor crowd let's on but not a speedster

That's why Spider-Man speedblitzed him

Sure and with Superman, Darkseid and hell probably Lucifer Morningstar, the problem is just we don't talk about the Galactus busting wank special edition the fanboys have always in mind. So he can't even convincingly hit her, but swinging his hammer around could theoretically look like moping the floor with it(so hey he could at least mop the floor with his hammer if he finds water, and then could he even hope that she slips).

Oh da thor h8 is real AF damn smh

So he thinks, until he realizes that Diana a little bit faster than Logan is.

good point

@marishtar: wat

Death Battle has been known to not seperate travel speed from combat speed feats in the past. Hence I would bet they’re basing Thor being superhumanly fast on his travel feats when his combat and reaction feats are laughably slower than them by far. They’ll probably rate Wonder Woman as the faster of the two though, they said on the Hulk vs Doomsday Death Battle that Marvel doesn’t have as many speedsters as DC.

Death Battle is wrong about something?. What else is new.

I mean they had Wonder Woman lose to Rogue.....

It's what, 5 years on comicvine? And the same bullcrap is still on. This place just refuses to progress...

A no-morals Thor being mind controlled by one of Loki's MacGuffin's throws Spider-Man into space before he can even react to let go of his own web.

Yeah I think that's from a non canon comic. Johnny has a beard and is trapped in Jotunheim, Spidey is killed in space, Thor gets mind controlled by Loki and beats all the other heroes. Too bad that makes it unusable.

Progress with what, that Thor gets blitzed by street levellers? Why should the facts be subject to progress?

Thor fans getting mad over trolling....

As usual...

@lvenger:

More like why is this such an important subject and required its own bait thread.

@adamtrmm: Well that's gone on for ages. There's been more than one bait thread made by either side about whether Thor can move fast or not.

@lvenger:

Exactly my point. Claiming Thor has a quantified FTL reaction/speed while in motion is as absurd, but pretending he's slower than street leveler when he occasionally fights fast high tiers on equal ground should prove something stinks here. It's like saying Supes is slow because he wasn't able to prevent Deathsrtoke's kill in Deathstroke 8. Which is also absurd. It's context, or even metatext, if you wish, thing, required for high and street tiers to coexist in the same universe operating on the same field. Anyone who isn't obsessed with battleforums and fandom trollings gets it. Whatever, I'm not into this debate really, just left my sentiment about it. Feels dated and at best 1/10 level of trolling at this point. For the record, I'm not even a big Thor fan.

VERY fast Thor flying at incredible hihg speed

@lvenger: It is from Thor: First Thunder, which is canon.

I swear, the fact your immediate response is "Nah doesn't count" just validates what Thor fans say about the bias against him. Your immediate assumption is that it doesn't count solely because it goes against your point of view.

I've been saying this for years. If Thor was moving around at even just the speed of lightning he'd be turning a lot of street levelers into paste. The entire reason he doesn't do it is solely because of writing convenience. I don't agree that things need to be quantified, but that's another matter entirely.

Oh man, it's almost like if you make fun of somebody's favorite character, they're going to tell you to shut your mouth. Funny how that works, huh?

What if the vine just started collectively mocking your favorite character in a way you know isn't true? Not even just saying "No you're wrong" but just straight-up mocking you and going "Nah what you say doesn't count".

@conner_wolf: Source for that? I see your venomous attitude hasn't changed at all.

@adamtrmm: And? It's just light hearted trolling for the most part. Despite what Thor fanboys like Conner think, I like Thor as a character, he's in 4th favourite superheroes. But unlike them, I'm capable of being objective when it comes to his speed and the amount of evidence for Thor being street level in speed at best is overwhelming. That's not changing how matter how bait threads, flame wars and fanboy outrages occur.

@lvenger: Believe it or not my attitude improves the moment you stop being ignorant.

We don't believe you because you talk trash about him constantly. You're like those people who go "I'm not racist, but...." or "I have plenty of black friends, I'm not racist for saying the N-Word"

The amount of evidence for Thor being faster than you give him credit for is plenty overwhelming. You just refuse to acknowledge how writing works.

@conner_wolf: You mean the moment I blindly agree with you no matter how fallacious or biased you are? This is why you don't exactly come across well on here with that kind of attitude.

Lol I don't care if you or the Thor fans in that group PM don't believe me, I wouldn't buy Thor comics or graphic novels if I didn't like the character. The leaps in your idiotic logic to assume that despite me buying and reading Thor comics, you still reach the conclusion that I don't like the character is beyond asinine. Once again, I like Thor but he is slow in combat speed. Both of these statements are true.

@lvenger: His Spider-man scan is from Thor: First Thunder #5, which takes place in earlier days of Marvel heroes and the Avengers. Thor was mind controlled by Loki and wrecked havok until Donald Blake was freed from Loki's spell after speech with Odin. Spider-man didn't die. He was seen knocked out later. No reason to assume it is not canon unless it was stated it is not canon.

@krleavenger: Finally, a source for me to check. Thanks for that, now I can actually check its validity.

@lvenger: Yes, my argument is so fallacious, that's why anytime we argue I point out every logical fallacy you use and pick your arguments apart like this is an autopsy. You've got such a superiority complex, just like most people who take your side in the argument. I acknowledge I'm not the nicest person, but that's entirely your fault for your refusal to treat my position with even a grain of dignity with arguments like "That's not quantifiable, doesn't count".

I don't care how many comics you buy. If "I buy comics so I'm right" was a valid argument then everyone on here would be right all the time, always. That's a stupid argument from somebody who has no facts to back up their position.

@lvenger:

Ouchie, lol.

I don’t know how many people watch this, but I’m sure we can’t take Screw Attacks word for any value. We know they have history of over exaggerating feats and people.

They never specified how super fast Thor is. And they probably meant Traveling Speed not combat. And Thor has a healing factor?????(Seems like every Marvel Hero has one nowadays)

Let’s just wait before we jump the gun.