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#1 Posted by Subline (8408 posts) - - Show Bio

After a lot of debating for the DCEU's interpretation of The Caped Crusader, after a review of his feats I have come to the conclusion that Bruce isn't nearly as good as I thought he was.

So today I will be breaking down exactly why Batman is pretty much just a tankish brute, like The MCU Winter Soldier except Bruce is even worse.

Strength:

People may get the wrong idea that Bruce is one of the strongest live action peak humans out there, this is simply not true. Let's look at his most famous scene, the Warehouse fight.

The fodder there such as the Asian Merc took 8 or so hits before going down, that's extremely lame for Batman who is supposed to have immense strength.

And due to this the meme was born of the Asian Merc, but this also shouldn't have been a thing. Batman should have been the meme, the guy that fails to put down some random fodder yet he's supposedly one of the strongest peak humans.

Additionally Batman got overpowered by 2 Random Soldiers in the Knightmare scene.

Durability:

People also claim how durable Batman is, taking numerous attacks from people.

Such as Parademons, but this is easy to debunk. Batman gets one shotted by a Parademon...

The Superman feat is also used, but clearly Superman let him survive. Superman says when fighting Armored Batman (who is much better than regular Batman), "if I wanted it... you'd be dead already" implying that he can one shot Bruce. This is backed up when Supes one shot kills Bruce by pressing on his chest in the Knightmare scene.

Speed:

There is also a lot of bias for speed, saying he can catch The Flash and time Parademon blasts.

But guess what? We have no idea how fast either of those are, The Flash could be moving fast or slow, we dont know. And the Plasma blasts, well all I'm gonna say is lol.

If you want a proper understanding of Bruce's speed look at his most used scene, the Warehouse scene, Batman has his Grapple Gun up yet the merc gets his gun and manages to shoot all before Bruce can react. Bruce got out-reacted by fodder, what more is there to say?

Combat / Skill:

Batman's skill bias is what annoys me the most. Batfleck's skill isn't impressive, that's just the truth.

Batman gets defeated by a few soldiers lol.

In his 4v1 against Mercs he gets tagged numerous times and attacked, they are 4 mercs..... This should never happen, compare that to someone like Melinda May who has beaten 3 Enhanced Primitive Soldiers without getting tagged.

Is Bruce really comparable to anyone worth noting in the Peak Human Live Action division?

Conclusion:

Batman is really just fodder in armor, his skill is trash, his strength is trash, his durability is trash & his speed is trash. All he has going for him is bullet proof armor and plot armor, I hope you all come to your senses like I did and understand why Batman is not comparable to any noteworthy live action peak human.

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#2 Posted by ourmanuel (11904 posts) - - Show Bio

Bait, as usual.

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#3 Posted by deactivated-5cadf799d578c (401 posts) - - Show Bio

Bait Lime, weak bait

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#4 Edited by Subline (8408 posts) - - Show Bio

@jacensolo77 - Figured you'd be interested, and no it's not bait.

Edit: Ok fine it might be bait, this was just his low showings. But he's still overrated and not too great when compared to other LA Fighters.

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#5 Posted by SupremeGeneration (11922 posts) - - Show Bio

Can't tell if bait or not.

If not bait, FINALLY.

Batman is really just fodder in armor

Truer words have never been spoken.

If it's bait, oh well, you got me.

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#6 Posted by Amcu (16903 posts) - - Show Bio

I thought you respected DCEU Bruce?

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#7 Posted by deactivated-5cae4704c27f5 (1660 posts) - - Show Bio

Can't tell if bait or not.

If not bait, FINALLY.

Batman is really just fodder in armor

Truer words have never been spoken.

If it's bait, oh well, you got me.

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#8 Posted by ANTHP2000 (27761 posts) - - Show Bio

This is very, very weak bait.

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#9 Posted by phisigmatau (1980 posts) - - Show Bio

i mean hes a totally normal human being lol

what did you expect?

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#10 Posted by dirtytree332 (679 posts) - - Show Bio

Without the suit he would've lost to a thug with a gun.

F

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#11 Edited by foxerdes (10256 posts) - - Show Bio

You trying to bait with DCEU Batman? What is it? May 2016?

Edit: There are actually a few good points.

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#12 Posted by g2_ (11627 posts) - - Show Bio

The fodder there such as the Asian Merc took 8 or so hits before going down, that's extremely lame for Batman who is supposed to have immense strength.

What did you expect? The Asian mercenary is Chuck Norris tier.

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#14 Posted by Batman242 (11927 posts) - - Show Bio

Are we still baiting people like this?

No cookie for you.

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#15 Posted by Richubs (4754 posts) - - Show Bio

Haha very funny man.

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#16 Posted by Pipxeroth (9295 posts) - - Show Bio

Bait but also 100% true

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#17 Edited by Lan_Fan (14773 posts) - - Show Bio

No.

Your bait is even weaker than DCEU Batman.

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#19 Posted by GateOfBabylon (4391 posts) - - Show Bio
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#20 Posted by Amcu (16903 posts) - - Show Bio
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#21 Posted by mexcomics2078 (2862 posts) - - Show Bio

Cmon dude Batman sucks but not too much

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#22 Posted by kgb725 (19208 posts) - - Show Bio

That grapple gun thing is pretty damning to be honest

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#23 Edited by APEX_pretador (20923 posts) - - Show Bio

The title is pure clickbait. Nice one.

Now I'll go check out your points

Edit: I was never impressed by DCEU batman. Your points are valid

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#24 Posted by pkety (323 posts) - - Show Bio

Batfleck has the looks and mood but not the skillz

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#25 Posted by Batman242 (11927 posts) - - Show Bio

@amcu said:

@batman242: Your back!!!! Nice to see you man.

Thanks man. I'm gonna try to be on more often. Not as much as I used to, though.