Martian Manhunter VS Gregory House
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lol I didn't know he was a "junkie" I just thought he liked Oreos (not chocolate chip) a lot
Oh, it is true. At first he just liked them, but then it escalated. When Booster Gold and Blue Beetle bought every single cookie in the city in order to prank him, he grew more and more desperate, then turned into a hulk-like monster, ravaging the city, looking for chocos.
Once J'onn realized he had a problem, he used his shape-shifting powers to morph around the cells that had contributed to his addiction. He literally exorcised the chocos addiction from his body, whereupon it briefly took upon a slight semblance of sentience. The living "addiction" attacked several other League members including Guy Gardner, Ice and Max Lord(revealing that Guy graved his mother's care, Ice graved seal meat she had forsaken years ago, and Max graved everyone doing what he told them to), until J'onn destroyed it with a blast of his heat vision. With the personified craving excised from his system for good, J'onn returned to normal – free of his addiction to chocos.
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Sherlock Holmes win. New battle:
Roy Harper VS Bugs Bunny
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