2017 CBM Year End awards: Best funny scene

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Poll 2017 CBM Year End awards: Best funny scene (83 votes)

"Careful talking to a man who ran a school for years" Dinner table conversation (LOGAN) 0%
Mutant kids cutting Logan's facial hair to make him look like Wolverine (LOGAN) 0%
"You're a man? Never seen a man before" Diana saves Steve (Wonder Woman) 0%
"How do you fight in this" Diana trying to choose dress (Wonder Woman) 0%
"I'm above average" Diana/Steve conversation (Wonder Woman) 5%
Baby groot eats an insect and Rocket forces to spit it out (GotG 2) 1%
Mantis tries to "pat your puppy" and rocket bites (GotG 2) 1%
"You feel sexual love" Mantis and Drax laughing at StarLord (GotG 2) 4%
Rocket Raccoon makes fun of Tazerface's name (GotG 2) 2%
Baby groot bringing up everything except Yondu's fin (GotG 2) 2%
"Don't push THIS button" Rocket tries to explain baby groot (GotG 2) 2%
"Does anyone have tape?" (GotG 2) 0%
"I was watching porn" Ned (Spider-Man homecoming) 5%
"I wasn't hugging, just opening the car" Tony to peter (Spider-man homecoming) 1%
Spiderman tries to use intimidating interrogation voice (Spider-Man homecoming) 1%
Get Help (Thor: Ragnarok) 4%
God of sparkles (Thor: Ragnarok) 0%
"Friend from work" (Thor: Ragnarok) 5%
Hulk/Thor conversation in Hulk's room "hulk like raging fire" (Thor: Ragnarok) 5%
"Loki became a snake and stabbed me" (Thor: Ragnarok) 31%
Thor's haircut (Thor: Ragnarok) 1%
Dr Strange trolls Thor and Loki "I've been falling for 30 minutes" (Thor:Ragnarok) 7%
Loki organizes a play glorifying himself (Thor: Ragnarok) 4%
Aquaman sits on Diana's lasso and speaks weird things (Justice League) 4%
Batman/Bally conversation "I'm rich" (Justice League) 2%
Other (mention in comments) 12%

Which was the most enjoyable funny scene of 2017?

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#1  Edited By APEX_pretador

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@apex_pretador said:

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Callouts: (Please note that there are going to be around 7-8 threads of this type till the end of this year. So, if you do not intend to participate, tell me to remove you from callouts.

This will be open till the end of this year.

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#2  Edited By tj849

When Clark asks "How did you get the house back from the bank?" and Bruce replys "I bought the bank".

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Taserface.

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Snake scene or Loki's play, voted Snake scene

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Oh my god, there are so many good ones. Looking at that list is reminding me of everything and making me lol

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Taserface.

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@kevd4wg said:

Snake scene or Loki's play, voted Snake scene

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@kevd4wg said:

Snake scene or Loki's play, voted Snake scene

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"Get help" for sheer hilarity of stupidity.

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"Get help" for sheer hilarity of stupidity.

Get help has 0 votes so far. You didn't vote?

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Thor's snake story. I laughed so hard. Ragnarok is the only comic book movie aside from Deadpool that made me laugh so much. Deadpool made me laugh but nowhere near as much as that snake story. It was delivered perfectly.

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Snake. Although the scene was better as a reference than a joke.

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#13  Edited By APEX_pretador

For me, it was Hulk/Thor conversation

  • You're the stupid avenger
  • BABY ARMS

  • Hulk like fire, Thor like water
  • Hulk like REAL, Raging fire, Thor like smoldering fire
  • I don't like banner.
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I voted Loki became a Snake.

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When Thor kept giving Hulk the Black Widow Speech from Age of Ultron.

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I can't believe so many people are voting for Taserface. That was unfunny and dragged out waaaaaaay too long.

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I can't believe so many people are voting for Taserface. That was unfunny and dragged out waaaaaaay too long.

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When Thor kept giving Hulk the Black Widow Speech from Age of Ultron.

Damn, I forgot to include that. HOW COULD I DO IT?

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#20 krisbishop  Moderator
@tj849 said:

When Clark asks "How did you get the house back from the bank?" and Bruce replys "I bought the bank".

One of the top ones for me too.

@theamazingspidey said:

I can't believe so many people are voting for Taserface. That was unfunny and dragged out waaaaaaay too long.

YES. It got unfunny fast and then it just got boring.

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"Spiderman tries to use intimidating interrogation voice" mainly because of Prowler's "I got ice cream in here, man" line.

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#22  Edited By AllStarSuperman

@apex_pretador: Dude idk, it was the funniest thing in that movie by far.

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It's actually true that GotG2 jokes felt forced and the quality of the humour was way below the first installment. It looked like they were trying way too hard. In comparison Ragnarok had a lot of humor too but most jokes landed and was generally enjoyable.

OT: I'm really fond of practical jokes and I think the scene where Aquaman unknowingly sits on the lasso and speaks his heart out honestly was very funny and well done. Later on when Diana smiled, Batfleck smiled and pointed out what's going on and Aquaman told Barry about the piranhas, that was funny too

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How about when Clark told Barry he had to buy the JL brunch

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When Clark asks "How did you get the house back from the bank?" and Bruce replies "I bought the bank".

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Batman’s “something definitely is bleeding” line actually made me laugh

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Thor's snake story. I laughed so hard. Ragnarok is the only comic book movie aside from Deadpool that made me laugh so much. Deadpool made me laugh but nowhere near as much as that snake story. It was delivered perfectly.

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This scene is #1 without a contest for me

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#30 rogueshadow  Moderator

Snake story for me, especially when I realised that Thor prodding Doctor Strange's card suspiciously saying Loki's name was probably a reference to that.

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@nehyolaw said:
@tj849 said:

When Clark asks "How did you get the house back from the bank?" and Bruce replys "I bought the bank".

One of the top ones for me too.

@domitableregal said:
@theamazingspidey said:

I can't believe so many people are voting for Taserface. That was unfunny and dragged out waaaaaaay too long.

YES. It got unfunny fast and then it just got boring.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I didn't authorize anyone to make an account based on me. That's not ok.

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when thor told the loki snake story i actually pictured it in my head Lol

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Loki's play made me laugh a ton, but I liked the argument between Hulk and Thor the most.

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Wonder Woman:

Diana: "It's choking me."

Etta: "Right. Can't say I blame it!"

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above average

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"Friend from work."

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#37  Edited By Thor-Parker

Snake story closely followed by Stan Lee cutting Thor's hair.

"Piss off ghost" should be in the list though

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Snake story was hilariously delivered

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The Snake Story.

Korg as a whole.

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[Thor: Ragnarok] Most the dialogue between the Grandmaster and his assistant/bodyguard Topaz:

Grandmaster: I love when you come to visit, 142. You keep bringing me just the best stuff. Whenever we get to talk to Topaz about Scrapper-142, what do I always say? She is, and it starts with a B.

Topaz: Trash.

Grandmaster: No. Not trash. Were you waiting to just call her that? It doesn't start with a B!

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@tj849 said:

When Clark asks "How did you get the house back from the bank?" and Bruce replys "I bought the bank".

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#43 krisbishop  Moderator

[Thor: Ragnarok] Most the dialogue between the Grandmaster and his assistant/bodyguard Topaz:

Grandmaster: I love when you come to visit, 142. You keep bringing me just the best stuff. Whenever we get to talk to Topaz about Scrapper-142, what do I always say? She is, and it starts with a B.

Topaz: Trash.

Grandmaster: No. Not trash. Were you waiting to just call her that? It doesn't start with a B!

This actually reminds me of another funny scene.

Topaz: But the arena's mainframe for the Obedience Disks have been deactivated and the slaves have armed themselves.

Grandmaster: Woah. I don't like that word.

Topaz: Which word? Mainframe?

Grandmaster: No. Why would I not like 'mainframe'?

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too many good ones in Thor to count

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This scene was cartoonishly stupid, but it cracked me up

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#46  Edited By IndomitableRegal

A lot of funny ones. I'm gonna go with Baby Groot bringing everything but the fin.

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Wonder Woman:

Diana: "It's choking me."

Etta: "Right. Can't say I blame it!"

The entire theather loled at that one. But i think the reaction was much bigger with the "above average"