Welcome to the ShadowDomeTM, here within the DLW for the 50 Man Battle Royal of 2021!
And there’s the bell! Wasting no time Walker Texas Ranger spinkicks the Angry Video Game Nerd out of the ring in what will have to checked for possibly the fastest elimination ever. The now 49 strong field of men, mutants, muscle, and monsters begin smacking each other with reckless abandon.
Marshall Bravestarr is shown the door by Iron Man quickly followed by Yugi Moto courtesy of a clothesline from Shazam. Walker tries his roundhouse again, but Bigfoot catches his leg and they BOTH tumble out onto the canvas with a thud. Freddy Kruger upends Mr Rogers as a double dropkick by Spider-Man & Black Panther sends Sam Winchester back to the locker room. Aquaman takes out Cyclops who as he’s going takes Noob with him.
Seto Kaiba is removed by Batman. Shazam recklessly goes to the top rope, ignoring the Wisdom of Solomon for a great pop, when Megatron kicks the rope causing the young hero to fall out. Godzilla bats Ironman into the back rows. Vlad flips Leatherface over, Subzero shoves Rumpelstiltskin out, Hercules tosses out Wong who uses a teleport spell to get back in only to have Dr Strange port him back on the outside.
Brian Mills gets a call from his daughter and exits the ring of his own accord to deal with the family matter. Dean Winchester is thrown out by Nightcrawler, Black Panther is thrown out by Michael Myers who in turn is pushed out by Subzero. Panther and Myers get back into the ring and throw the chuckling Subzero out.
Logan out by Nightcrawler as the blue German mutant gets his 2nd elimination. Sabertooth begins laughing at Logan’s elimination which allows Agent Gibbs to smack him across the back of the head and over the top rope. Johnny Cage takes out Batman much to the crowd’s dismay. Scorpion hits Solomon Grundy with his spear and hauls him over the top rope. Jason Voorhees is out by Nightcrawler who is on a roll.
Napoleon throws the leaping Spider-Man out, Beast takes out posing Johnny Cage while Genghis Khan tosses out Freddy. The crowd goes wild as Nightcrawler hits his 4th elimination by taking down Bigby Wolf but cheers turn to boos as Vlad sends the blue mutant back to the locker room! Alucard takes out Scorpion but he is then upended by Green Arrow & The Djinn. Boba Fett out by Draco Malfoy who fires a cable to attempt to stay in, wraps it around Beast’s neck and drags him out!
Hannibal eliminates The Djinn, Lucian takes down Genghis as Dr. Strange is shown the door by Draco Malfoy. King Kong throws out Green Arrow, Jersey Devil removes Agent Gibbs who flails his hands and grabs a hold of Draco taking them both over. Lucian out by Napoleon as Godzilla punts Aqua Man back to the ocean.
Jersey Devil slams into Napoleon but the Frenchman clings on and both hit the floor. King Kong is tipped out by Godzilla, the great ape scowls at his reptilian partner who just shrugs and gets on with the task at hand. Hannibal and Hercules double team Megatron leaving just four in the ring.
Hercules, Hannibal, Vlad, and Godzilla circle each other. One gets glory. One will get a consolation prize. The other two: nothing! Hercules goes for Godzilla whilst Hannibal tries his luck with the Impaler. Godzilla easily takes out the Greek demigod whilst Vlad introduces the serial killer to the cold hard outside mat. Vlad and Godzilla glare at each other before trading blows. It’s fast and frenetic but Vlad can’t match the atomic lizard and tires allowing Godzilla to scoop him up and toss him into the crowd.
GODZILLA WINS!
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