Note: I do not own Batman or Jaws or the pic.
Batman vs Jaws
The crossover no one wanted to see....Is the summer movie everyone will be complaining about.
I caught up with Stephen Spielberg, and Tim Burton, for a rare interview about this up and coming monstrosity.
Me: Mr Spielberg, Mr Burton, thank you for meeting me today. First question, everyone is asking, why are you making this movie?
Spielberg: Well, i know everyone was getting tired of the alien movies I keep making. Then I thought, another Jaws movie. I know the fans wanted more after 'Revenge'...
Burton: I'm trying to break into serious movies.
Me: And you thought Batman vs Jaws...?
Spielberg: he's a great character with tons of fans, and he fights Batman.
Burton: Is any movie more serious then a shark movie?
Me: In the movie poster Batman is holding a light saber. Is this a Star Wars crossover too?
Burton: (chuckles) That was just to get attention, actually Batman beats the shark to death with his knuckles.
Spielberg: Until the next movie that is...
Me: (Afraid to ask) Next movie?
Spielberg: Well, off record, we are in talks about a Rockey vs Jaws movie. (he smiles)
Burton: But in this movie, we get more of a sense of how tragic the character of the shark is. Yes, he tears people apart, but he's really tearing himself apart, because of his traumatic childhood.
Me: Okay, thank you for your time gentlemen.
Spielberg: Thank you (Shakes hand)
Burton: I got credit for 'Nightmare before Christmas' (Shakes hand)
Batman vs Jaws. Starring Jensen Ackles as Batman. Also starring...Who cares? it has Jensen Ackles.
Dedicated to my Sis, Bumpyboo.