Who died and made you mod?

I was married to Cheesestabber remember, paid so much in settlements it has put me off relationships.....

@laflux: You realize you're a contestant here, right?

We might be married soon, so you gotta learn how to not ignore me. ;)

Now I ain't saying you a golddigga.....

I EXPLAINED THO!!!!!

I think @dngn4774: should be a contestant. Don't you @bumpyboo

You read my mind, sweetie ;)

Not at all, it's just more hilarious! Now, go search the off topic for the recruitment thread for the dating game!

I'm sorry I can't. As much as I do like @The_Deathstroker our union would just be a cheap, twisted imitation of the true love that you two share.

Edit: I think we've all seen enough lifetime movies to know how that ends.

@bumpyboo: Don't I always? Here's that massage oil you wanted...

@dngn4774: How old are you?

Got abs?

Perfect! You might wanna lose that towel ;)

You can't compare your own love to our perfect, truest and deepest love standard! That's just unfair on you, give it a chance ;)

Just turned 22 today.

No, but I do have a shirt with abs on it.

@dngn4774: Hmmm.... *pulls down pants*

Uh huh.

*puts pants back up*

Yeah, this guy'll do. We'll make more loving than all the CV couples combined. Happy Birthday, you're now a possible future slave of mine.

@bumpyboo: Do you know TommytheHitman?

@The_Deathstroker:

What towel?

@dngn4774: *kills aliens*

WHY WONT YOU LOVE ME!?!?

@The_Deathstroker: I know him a little yeah. He's done work for Horror Inc, we've spoken :)

@capfanboy: Way ahead of me as always <3

@dngn4774: You know, i think you're making the wise choice here. NOT THE FUN ONE AT ALL. But the wise one certainly ;)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUDDY!

@bumpyboo:

Nvm then.

@The_Deathstroker:

O_o

...what is this thread even? I...huh?

@The_Deathstroker: I interviewed him once. Why?

Well....not always...

@dngn4774:

YOU BETRAYED ME!!!!!

DONT MAKE ME GO ALEX WOLFFE ON YOUR FINE A$$!!

@jaken7:

@jaken7: Sweetie, I can explain.... @capfanboy:

You interviewed him!?!? Whaaaaaaat???

@capfanboy: The wife in me is giggling so hard at this XD

The mod in me is gonna tell you to whack a spoiler on it before I see you in my flag queue O_O

This was my triumphant return...it then changed to mindless innuendo...now it's the beginnings of a dating show.

EVOLUTION.

@bumpyboo: It's cool, now that you know go 'head and delete it. Or I will. Give me a second.

I'll face the banhammer for you, Bump. Always for you.

Whoopy, looks like I'm already back on the market!

@capfanboy: But you've instigated the theft of my prized child bride, Deathstroker!

Nice and this place keeps getting weirder .

Whoopy, looks like I'm already back on the market!

Charles Darwin just rolled over in his grave...to write fanfiction!

Like a year ago...

@capfanboy: Thanks hun, just keeping you outta trouble ;)

Pfft the day you go under the banhammer, I will turn in my badge. For you. Solidarity all the way! ^___^

Whoopy, looks like I'm already back on the market!

I was there. Tommy loved every minute of it. Sorry. I thought you told @bumpyboo

Nah, I just came back. It used to be weirder.

Thank you my darling. Until the end of time itself!

You should've been watching him closer!

He knows what it's about!

@capfanboy: I know

Of course you do! You've been here almost as long as I have! Haven't you...?

So which of these photos is the creepiest?

@capfanboy: About two year after you join.

My lord. My post count makes me seem lazy in comparison.

@capfanboy: At least you made past 1000.

@joygirl: Oh, you're nominating me for the game...thing? Uh...

Okay, sure. I'll try my best.

RUN SQUARES! RUN AWAY! You're too good for this sort of thing, you ain't about that life! :)

Right?! People don't appreciate that.

If you're in...I don't want to force you or anything...

@capfanboy: I know right ? The nerve of some people.

@capfanboy: @bumpyboo: I...uh. What exactly am I being nominated for, again?

All like "ONLY 5000?" Let me see you get that far while leaving and re-appearing continuously.