Who died and made you mod?

You know a mothaf--ka gots ta wipe. He ain't wanna be all sweaty down there, he gotta wipe. Keep clean. Keep strong. Mothaf---a go a day without wipin' he gon' f--k around end up itching all goddamn day.

Yo' punk ass know I ain't got no roses. Quit playin'. You play too damn much. Talkin' 'bout poop. F--K POOP. How bout that, huh mothaf---a. Comin' to me all acting strong "I ain' need no lessons B" I swear 'fore LORD I'MA GIVE YOU AN ASS WHOOPIN'

Meh, I don't ship it. I give it a month before Cap's drowning the sorrow of rejection in 180 proof mash whiskey while hanging himself with a belt and masturbating, and Bumpy ends up in bed with me.

And I'll be there to console Bruxae. > : D

Good, good, its all coming together.... Er, ah, I mean, so happy for you Bumpy.

Who hurt you?

Man, I'd hear wha you wuz say'n, if you wuz say'n anything a' all. Talk'n bout itchen, then use the shapoo and the tiny conb foo, tha bulls--t ain't fo yo got danged eyebrows.

Now you talken bout f--'n poop? I dun kno what unholy things you into son, but that's prob'ly why you got the itch'n th rot, heah?

I see how it is. You ha'n a joke huh? You think this be funny motherf---er? You wanna laugh? POOP AIN'T NOTH'N TO LAUGH ABOUT MAN. It's itchy. All up in my drawers, make me wan' f--k aroun' an' cut somethin' off. AIN'T NO JOKES. A BROTHER BE JUNKLESS OUT HERE.

@bumpyboo:

Look, I even got y'all a song to close the ceremony on.

@wildvine said:

Like this.

@capfanboy:

@wildvine: He needs to take a happy pill or something.

@capfanboy: You're getting married. Gotta quite selling those to Muppets.

How do you think I'm paying for it? Gah! costs money more than it earns.

@wildvine: Perfect song choice, I love it <3

Stroker Stripper time??

@capfanboy: Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey! Wait just one minute!

I know I only met you for the first time yesterday, but I should've gotten a mention in the OP!

No reinforcements or Stripping until I get a mention.

*crosses arms*

*pouts in corner*

I heard this in the wrong order. I have a dirty mind.

@The_Deathstroker:

Cap doesn't love. He didn't even say bye when he left, and I was his best gal pal after Bumps.

@dngn4774: No, you heard it in the right order. Trust me. >:)

@wildvine: He loves me. Ask him. I've Stroked him.

@The_Deathstroker: Happy?

@capfanboy: Well.... I'm not part of the actual story or anything, but at least I got a mention. Yay!

Now.... Let's Stroke these biatches.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

STROKE 'EM DOWN!

@capfanboy: We, uh, have a slight problem.

They're offline :'(

@capfanboy: Life.

STROKE 'EM DOWN ANYWAY!

IT'S A MYTH!

@capfanboy: Alright. I'll start with the one you asked about first.... @wildvine: *strokes softly, barely noticeable, but firmly*

*wicked grin on face*

*cuts telephone lines and satellite links so that emergency services are unreachable*

Dude. I'm at 499 views!

@The_Deathstroker: 500! Yes!

@capfanboy:

*gives evil wink to you*

And awesome. That was suuuuuuuuper quick. It's only because my name is in the OP, of course....

We were at like 488 before that...

@capfanboy: Nah, man. You were at 0, and than you brought in there hero and brought it up from the zero. The hero is me, ya see.

I'm not a rapper.

Shows.

@capfanboy: *cries*

It's true!

I'm sorry, you'll always be Strokey, the stroker, killer of mics to me buddy.

@capfanboy: *wipes tears away*

Okay.

Hug?

Hug.

*hugs*

*hugs back...with fire*

@capfanboy: *strokes you while hugging*

>:)

Oh sweet lord.

POLICE! No! I disconnected them

@capfanboy: *locks door*

*takes off gloves*

>:)

Bump! Wildvine! X-Bolt! ANYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@capfanboy: No one can hear you here, Cap. Nobody reads anything on the fan fic forum.

*corners you*

*kneels next to you*

*starts to reach for pants*

>:)

I have 536 people who prove otherwise.

@The_Deathstroker: GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY MAN BEFORE I GET VIOLENT O_O

Woohoo!

My hands aren't on your man!

@capfanboy: *Grabs pants*

Bumpy: Now my hands are on my man!

@The_Deathstroker: Your man?

O_O

O_________O

YOUR MAN?

YOUR.

MAN.

????

B!tch I don't think so, don't make me ban your ass.

@bumpyboo: Ahahaha... You seem to not have noticed, but TheCheeseStabber gave me her banhammer in her will! The banhammer of the mighty Poet! A mod much more powerful than you! Don't tempt me, biatch. He mah man.

Only difference is I don't have to borrow mine and can pretty much use it straight away.

Also reread your post. Being a mod has other benefits >:)

(don't worry I'll change it back)

Don't! Don't! Don't!

In case it is changed....here you go viners of the future:

@bumpyboo:I agree, I could never satisfy Cappie the way you do Bumpy, you sexy beast. Please teach me your ways.