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"Hey peeps. Wildvine here with the first episode of Wha? The show that is similar, but not related or inspired by Gah!

I thought I would interview somebody, but then I read Batman: Year 100 and I felt the need to warn others away from the TPB. Joining me for this round table discussion is Bane from TDKR and Mr Batman: Year 100 himself."

(Applause)

Bane: "Thank you. Itsh nish to be here for thish dishcushion."

Me: Dude, take off the robot face-hugger. Noe can can understand you.

Batman: "Hey. I'm Batman."

Bane: "I wash told there would be no jokesh about my mashk."

Me: "Well someone lied to you bro. And where is Batman 100? Your more like a Bat-parody."

Batman: "I'm hypothetical Batman. I knocked the other guy out and took his place."

Me: "Why?!?"

H/Batman: "Because I'm Batman."

Me: "That made no sense at all."

H/Batman: "Cause i'm Batman."

Me: "Okay......So getting back on topic. If your just joining us, we're discussing Batman: Year 100--"

H/Batman: "Great book."

Me: "Uh, the whole thing was a mess. No real story, lame characters. Bad everything."

Bane: "Couldn't make headsh or talesh of it myshelf."

Me: "Stop talking like that."

Bane: "Shtop talking like what?"

H/Batman: "I'm Batman."

Me: "Anyway....So Batman is somehow existing in the future, but he hasn't aged. Its obviously a time travel story yet Batman--"

H/Batman: "That's me."

Me:"--makes no mention of time displacement. Nor seems to have any intentions of returning to....Whenever. Plus, he was kinda a dink."

Bane: "Not the word I would ush to deshcribe him."

Me: "True, but there are kids reading this. Gotta stay PG."

H/Batman: "I stopped being a kid when I was eight."

Me: "Why are you here again?"

H/Batman: "Because I'm the co-host this show deserves, but not the one it needs."

Me: "Um...what?"

Bane: (Shrug)

H/Batman: "I mean, I'm the co-host it needs, but not the one it deserves."

Me: "Kinda insulting either way."

H/Batman: "I can make an insult into a compliment. Cause I'm-- Cha. Help...Shes choking me...cause I'm...Batman".

Bane: "Tune in next week when we will be dishcussing-- Feed cut.

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#1  Edited By CapFanboy

@wildvine: Wha? > Gah!

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#2  Edited By wildvine  Moderator

@CapFanboy said:

@wildvine: Gah! > Wha?

No relation....

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#3  Edited By CapFanboy

@wildvine said:

@CapFanboy said:

@wildvine: Gah! > Wha?

No relation....

Yes relation. Gah! is Wha?s father from 15 years ago. However, Wha?s mother did not think Gah! mature enough to bring up a child and so cared for the child in secret until her tragic death aged 34. Wha? grew up to be a lot more mature than her father, thus the lack of booty jokes in her content, only revealing herself to Gah! in this very first chapter, her unveiling upon the world. Gah! is sad. He wants his daughter to acknowledge him. Will she?

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@CapFanboy said:

Yes relation. Gah! is Wha?s father from 15 years ago. However, Wha?s mother did not think Gah! mature enough to bring up a child and so cared for the child in secret until her tragic death aged 34. Wha? grew up to be a lot more mature than her father, thus the lack of booty jokes in her content, only revealing herself to Gah! in this very first chapter, her unveiling upon the world. Gah! is sad. He wants his daughter to acknowledge him. Will she?

Wha? Does not accept her long absent father.

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@wildvine said:

@CapFanboy said:

Yes relation. Gah! is Wha?s father from 15 years ago. However, Wha?s mother did not think Gah! mature enough to bring up a child and so cared for the child in secret until her tragic death aged 34. Wha? grew up to be a lot more mature than her father, thus the lack of booty jokes in her content, only revealing herself to Gah! in this very first chapter, her unveiling upon the world. Gah! is sad. He wants his daughter to acknowledge him. Will she?

Wha? Does not accept her long absent father.

Then Gah! declares War.

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@CapFanboy said:

Then Gah! declares War.

Think of the forum! Think of the other writers! Can anyone survive this war?

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@CapFanboy said:

@wildvine said:

@CapFanboy said:

Yes relation. Gah! is Wha?s father from 15 years ago. However, Wha?s mother did not think Gah! mature enough to bring up a child and so cared for the child in secret until her tragic death aged 34. Wha? grew up to be a lot more mature than her father, thus the lack of booty jokes in her content, only revealing herself to Gah! in this very first chapter, her unveiling upon the world. Gah! is sad. He wants his daughter to acknowledge him. Will she?

Wha? Does not accept her long absent father.

Then Gah! declares War.

Agh!!

...

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#8  Edited By wildvine  Moderator

@Project_Worm said:

Agh!!

That does not count as a comment.

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@Project_Worm said:

@CapFanboy said:

@wildvine said:

@CapFanboy said:

Yes relation. Gah! is Wha?s father from 15 years ago. However, Wha?s mother did not think Gah! mature enough to bring up a child and so cared for the child in secret until her tragic death aged 34. Wha? grew up to be a lot more mature than her father, thus the lack of booty jokes in her content, only revealing herself to Gah! in this very first chapter, her unveiling upon the world. Gah! is sad. He wants his daughter to acknowledge him. Will she?

Wha? Does not accept her long absent father.

Then Gah! declares War.

Agh!!

...

We can make this a threeway. It would be your first after all.

@wildvine said:

@CapFanboy said:

Then Gah! declares War.

Think of the forum! Think of the other writers! Can anyone survive this war?

Gah! can. And he will slaughter his daughter, with his mad rhyme skills.

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@wildvine said:

@Project_Worm said:

Agh!!

That does not count as a comment.

It does too.. U_U

@CapFanboy said:

@Project_Worm said:

Agh!!

...

We can make this a threeway. It would be your first after all.

My first what?

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#11  Edited By wildvine  Moderator

@Project_Worm said:

My first what?

Really?

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@Project_Worm said:

@CapFanboy said:

@Project_Worm said:

Agh!!

...

We can make this a threeway. It would be your first after all.

My first what?

Your first threeway. Well, your first anything really.

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#13  Edited By Project_Worm

@CapFanboy said:

@Project_Worm said:

@CapFanboy said:

@Project_Worm said:

Agh!!

...

We can make this a threeway. It would be your first after all.

My first what?

Your first threeway. Well, your first anything really.

That's sick... Besides. I was just screaming in horror at the thought of the spam that would be The Wah?/Gah! War...

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@Project_Worm said:

That's sick... Besides. I was just screaming in horror at the thought of the spam that would be The Wah?/Gah! War...

SPAM?! I THINK YOU MEAN GREATNESS!

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He's got a point.

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@CapFanboy said:

@Project_Worm said:

That's sick... Besides. I was just screaming in horror at the thought of the spam that would be The Wah?/Gah! War...

SPAM?! I THINK YOU MEAN GREATNESS!

Greatness? Sure, if it could somehow be contained in a single thread. Which we know it can't.

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@wildvine said:

He's got a point.

A peasant doesn't have an opinion let alone a point.

@Project_Worm said:

@CapFanboy said:

@Project_Worm said:

That's sick... Besides. I was just screaming in horror at the thought of the spam that would be The Wah?/Gah! War...

SPAM?! I THINK YOU MEAN GREATNESS!

Greatness? Sure, if it could somehow be contained in a single thread. Which we know it can't.

Yes it can. And that thread is called Gah!

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@CapFanboy said:

@wildvine said:

He's got a point.

A peasant doesn't have an opinion let alone a point.

@Project_Worm said:

@CapFanboy said:

@Project_Worm said:

That's sick... Besides. I was just screaming in horror at the thought of the spam that would be The Wah?/Gah! War...

SPAM?! I THINK YOU MEAN GREATNESS!

Greatness? Sure, if it could somehow be contained in a single thread. Which we know it can't.

Yes it can. And that thread is called Gah!

I don't have opinions. Only facts.

My point exactly theres like a thousand of those..

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#19  Edited By CapFanboy

@Project_Worm: Yet only one is needed.

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What about Huh,

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@wildvine said:

Hey peeps. Wildvine here with the first episode of Wha? The show that is similar, but not related or inspired by Gah!.

I thought i would interview somebody, but then i read Batman: Year 100 and i felt the need to warn others away from the TPB. Joining me for this round table discussion is Bane from TDKR and Mr Batman: Year 100 himself.

(Applause)

Bane: "Thank you. Itsh nish to be here for thish dishcushion".

Me: Dude, take off the robot face-hugger. Noe can can understand you.

Batman: "Hey. I'm Batman".

Bane: "I wash told there would be no jokesh about my mashk".

Me: Well someone lied to you bro. And where is Batman 100? Your more like a Bat-parody.

Batman: "I'm hypothetical Batman. I knocked the other guy out and took his place".

Me: Why?!?

H/Batman: "Because i'm Batman".

Me: That made no sense at all.

H/Batman: "Cause i'm Batman".

Me: Okay......So getting back on topic. If your just joining us, we're discussing Batman: Year 100--

H/Batman: "Great book".

Me: Uh, the whole thing was a mess. No real story, lame characters. Bad everything.

Bane: "Couldn't make headsh or talesh of it myshelf".

Me: Stop talking like that.

Bane: "Shtop talking like what?".

H/Batman: "I'm Batman".

Me: Anyway....So Batman is somehow existing in the future, but he hasn't aged. Its obviously a time travel story yet Batman--

H/Batman: "That's me".

Me:--makes no mention of time displacement. Nor seems to have any intentions of returning to....Whenever. Plus, he was kinda a dink.

Bane: "Not the word i would ush to deshcribe him".

Me: True, but there are kids reading this. Gotta stay PG.

H/Batman: "I stopped being a kid when i was eight".

Me: Why are you here again?

H/Batman: "Because i'm the co-host this deserves, but not the one it needs".

Me: Um...what?

Bane: (Shrug)

H/Batman: "I mean, i'm the co-host it needs, but not the one it deserves".

Me: Kinda insulting either way.

H/Batman: "I can make an insult a compliment. Cause i'm-- Cha. Help...Shes choking me...cause i'm...Batman".

Bane: "Tune in next week when we will be dishcussing-- Feed cut.

It's not similar to Gah. Gah is spam that needs to be flagged and deleted. This is a funny fan fiction that needs to be praised. Good work!

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#22  Edited By Joygirl
Bane: "Couldn't make headsh or talesh of it myshelf".

Nyahahahjahaha.

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#23  Edited By lykopis

@thespideyguy said:

What about Huh,

...and someone beat me to it. ;)

Awesome, hilarious and well done. Can't wait for the next installment.

(what? don't encourage her? I don't understand why not, this was so cool! Twenty bucks? <pause> Make it a fifty and I'll think about it....)

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#24  Edited By Project_Worm

@Joygirl: Dat avatar... Yeah...

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#25  Edited By CapFanboy

@TheCannon said:

@wildvine said:

It's not similar to Gah. Gah is spam that needs to be flagged and deleted. This is a funny fan fiction that needs to be praised. Good work!

Why don't you flag it then? Go ahead.

@thespideyguy said:

What about Huh,

This could actually be cool. We should all do our own and make a massive family of Gah!-like fics.

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#26  Edited By thespideyguy

@CapFanboy: Start a sign up thread, then send out a pm.

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#27  Edited By The Poet  Moderator

@CapFanboy said:

@wildvine: Wha? > Gah!

I believe this fixes the mistake you made. Simple really. No need to thank me.

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#28  Edited By CapFanboy

@The Poet said:

@CapFanboy said:

@wildvine: Gah! > Wha?

CapFanboy is my lord and savior, his holy scripture triumphs over this false abomination made to sway his loyal subjects. DIE YOU NON-BELIEVERS!

Uh-Huh.

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#29  Edited By Jonny_Anonymous

@CapFanboy said:

@TheCannon said:

@wildvine said:

It's not similar to Gah. Gah is spam that needs to be flagged and deleted. This is a funny fan fiction that needs to be praised. Good work!

Why don't you flag it then? Go ahead.

@thespideyguy said:

What about Huh,

This could actually be cool. We should all do our own and make a massive family of Gah!-like fics.

Derp?

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#30  Edited By CapFanboy

@Jonny_Anonymous said:

@CapFanboy said:

@TheCannon said:

@wildvine said:

It's not similar to Gah. Gah is spam that needs to be flagged and deleted. This is a funny fan fiction that needs to be praised. Good work!

Why don't you flag it then? Go ahead.

@thespideyguy said:

What about Huh,

This could actually be cool. We should all do our own and make a massive family of Gah!-like fics.

Derp?

He just has problems.

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#31  Edited By thespideyguy

@CapFanboy said:

@Jonny_Anonymous said:

@CapFanboy said:

@TheCannon said:

@wildvine said:

It's not similar to Gah. Gah is spam that needs to be flagged and deleted. This is a funny fan fiction that needs to be praised. Good work!

Why don't you flag it then? Go ahead.

@thespideyguy said:

What about Huh,

This could actually be cool. We should all do our own and make a massive family of Gah!-like fics.

Derp?

He just has problems.

Or dafuq

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#32  Edited By The Poet  Moderator

@TheCannon said:

Gah is spam that needs to be flagged and deleted.

I would ask that you don't flag as Cap suggests. They don't actully break any of our rules. They do really need a rating at the begining, but he can't be held to be too acountable for that because there are a lot of writers who should put ratings that don't.

I don't want to see any arguments about Gahs' quality (or you might say, Cannon, lack of Quality) in this thread. you can argue else where.

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#33  Edited By CapFanboy

@The Poet said:

I don't want to see any arguments about Gahs' quality

Argument? Gah! has quality falling out of it's boobhole!

There's a family now. Gah!, Wha? and Huh.

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#34  Edited By thespideyguy

@CapFanboy said:

@The Poet said:

I don't want to see any arguments about Gahs' quality

Argument? Gah! has quality falling out of it's boobhole!

There's a family now. Gah!, Wha? and Huh.

So Wha? is the secret daughter of Gah! and Huh, is Gah!'s crazy uncle right?

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#35  Edited By CapFanboy

@thespideyguy said:

@CapFanboy said:

@The Poet said:

I don't want to see any arguments about Gahs' quality

Argument? Gah! has quality falling out of it's boobhole!

There's a family now. Gah!, Wha? and Huh.

So Wha? is the secret daughter of Gah! and Huh, is Gah!'s crazy uncle right?

Can it be Gah!s crazy cousin?

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#36  Edited By thespideyguy

@CapFanboy said:

@thespideyguy said:

@CapFanboy said:

@The Poet said:

I don't want to see any arguments about Gahs' quality

Argument? Gah! has quality falling out of it's boobhole!

There's a family now. Gah!, Wha? and Huh.

So Wha? is the secret daughter of Gah! and Huh, is Gah!'s crazy uncle right?

Can it be Gah!s crazy cousin?

How about Gah!'s crazy, half black, demented, high on LSD second cousin.

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#37  Edited By CapFanboy

@thespideyguy said:

@CapFanboy said:

@thespideyguy said:

@CapFanboy said:

@The Poet said:

I don't want to see any arguments about Gahs' quality

Argument? Gah! has quality falling out of it's boobhole!

There's a family now. Gah!, Wha? and Huh.

So Wha? is the secret daughter of Gah! and Huh, is Gah!'s crazy uncle right?

Can it be Gah!s crazy cousin?

How about Gah!'s crazy, half black, demented, high on LSD second cousin.

Isn't that what I said?

xD

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#38  Edited By thespideyguy

@CapFanboy said:

@thespideyguy said:

@CapFanboy said:

@thespideyguy said:

@CapFanboy said:

@The Poet said:

I don't want to see any arguments about Gahs' quality

Argument? Gah! has quality falling out of it's boobhole!

There's a family now. Gah!, Wha? and Huh.

So Wha? is the secret daughter of Gah! and Huh, is Gah!'s crazy uncle right?

Can it be Gah!s crazy cousin?

How about Gah!'s crazy, half black, demented, high on LSD second cousin.

Isn't that what I said?

xD

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#39  Edited By CapFanboy

@thespideyguy said:

@thespideyguy said:

How about Gah!'s crazy, half black, demented, high on LSD second cousin.

Alright short-stuff don't get picky.

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#40  Edited By GR2Blackout

"Wha", "Huh", and "Gah"?

What's next, "Duh"?

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Bumpz

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#42  Edited By Pyrogram

I died..

Batman: "I'm hypothetical Batman. I knocked the other guy out and took his place".

Hahah xD

I will look to this when I write comedy next >_> lol Awesome.

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#43  Edited By poze

@thespideyguy: are you talking about me?

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@thespideyguy: are you talking about me?

Not that I know of.

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#45  Edited By wildvine  Moderator

@thespideyguy

Take it to a PM please.

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Dang, that mouse sniffs out all the best fics....

You are awesome, WV. I am in stitches here ^_^