"Hey peeps. Wildvine here with the first episode of Wha? The show that is similar, but not related or inspired by Gah!
I thought I would interview somebody, but then I read Batman: Year 100 and I felt the need to warn others away from the TPB. Joining me for this round table discussion is Bane from TDKR and Mr Batman: Year 100 himself."
Bane: "Thank you. Itsh nish to be here for thish dishcushion."
Me: Dude, take off the robot face-hugger. Noe can can understand you.
Batman: "Hey. I'm Batman."
Bane: "I wash told there would be no jokesh about my mashk."
Me: "Well someone lied to you bro. And where is Batman 100? Your more like a Bat-parody."
Batman: "I'm hypothetical Batman. I knocked the other guy out and took his place."
H/Batman: "Because I'm Batman."
Me: "That made no sense at all."
H/Batman: "Cause i'm Batman."
Me: "Okay......So getting back on topic. If your just joining us, we're discussing Batman: Year 100--"
H/Batman: "Great book."
Me: "Uh, the whole thing was a mess. No real story, lame characters. Bad everything."
Bane: "Couldn't make headsh or talesh of it myshelf."
Me: "Stop talking like that."
Bane: "Shtop talking like what?"
H/Batman: "I'm Batman."
Me: "Anyway....So Batman is somehow existing in the future, but he hasn't aged. Its obviously a time travel story yet Batman--"
H/Batman: "That's me."
Me:"--makes no mention of time displacement. Nor seems to have any intentions of returning to....Whenever. Plus, he was kinda a dink."
Bane: "Not the word I would ush to deshcribe him."
Me: "True, but there are kids reading this. Gotta stay PG."
H/Batman: "I stopped being a kid when I was eight."
Me: "Why are you here again?"
H/Batman: "Because I'm the co-host this show deserves, but not the one it needs."
H/Batman: "I mean, I'm the co-host it needs, but not the one it deserves."
Me: "Kinda insulting either way."
H/Batman: "I can make an insult into a compliment. Cause I'm-- Cha. Help...Shes choking me...cause I'm...Batman".
Bane: "Tune in next week when we will be dishcussing-- Feed cut.