Hercules and Thor
In avengers academy the fallen god Hercules is with his class. Telling about his adventures in ancient Greece, His missions with the Avengers and the battles where He and Thor fought side by side in many a great battle battle. Hercules then tells a story about when He and Thor are in Mulsfelhiem fight the daemon hordes of Surtur for the glory of mighty Olympus and Asgard.
When suddenly Thor shows up in the middle of the story and says ''Yes we did fight many a fire giant that day but did you tell them how it started ?''
Hercules then Looks at Thor in a way as to say shut up don't tell them.
Thor then tells the student that their brave and powerful teacher got drunk in a tavern in Alfihem and promised the horns of a fire giant to two lovely eleven ladies.
The Students and Thor all start to laugh
Hercules then says '' Well Thor my old friend since you are telling the student of what I was doing in tavern would you care to tell us how you would know that ? ''
Thor then has a worrying look on his face '' Umm....I was their making sure you didn't get into trouble.''
''Oh how lucky I am to have friend like you. You see children , Thor knows of this because yes he was there but he could not make sure I was not in trouble fore you see out esteemed thunder god here got drunk on Jotunheim fire tail ale and passed out. Not before he put on a dress stood up in a table and started to sing ballads written by the poets of Asgard.''
Everyone including Thor bust out into laughter.
A Student then asks '' wait where did you get a dress in a tavern ?''
Thor and Hercules then look at each other and say
''WE DON'T KNOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA''
Later at night Hercules is sitting on a drinking ale when Thor walks over and asks to join him. Both the God's sit and talk of adventures they have had and the woman the have taken to their bed. All of a sudden a ball of fire falls from the sky and lands in mountains north of avengers academy.
Thor and Hercules arrive at the crater made by what ever fell from space and in the crater they find Sun Wokung the Monkey King. He was badly beaten, cuts and gashes, brushes and broken bones. He was in very bad shape. His staff Ryui Jingo Bang was also in badly damaged .
Fearing the worst they take Sun Wokung back to the Academy for medical aid. Three days pass and The Monkey King wakes up to and tells Thor and Hercules that the Kami (The Gods of Japan) have bee overthrown. He says he found this out after being captured and toured by ONI who had just taken over AMA and where now looking to expanded the rule to other realms.
Thor asks Sun who is leading this army of ONI and how did they manage to overthrow a full pantheon of Gods. Sun the goes on to explain that after Hercules sealed awayThe Chaos King there was a power struggle among his generals to gain the leader ship of what ever was left of Mikaboshi ' s army. The General who took control over the demonic armies of Mikaboshi was a ONI warlord known as Yagy-San. Soon after he took over command of the armies he marched on AMA and captured all of the Kami.
Hercules then asks why the Kami did not foresee this and prevent this from happening .
Sun tells Hercules that The Kami did know about the demonic horde but thought that since Mikaboshi was defeated. That the remaining forces would just leave or fight amongst them selves until they where dead. They where wrong.
Furious over hearing this news Hercules leaves the medical centre and goes to his room. There he suits up and takes up his shield and sword and heads towards the hanger bay where he sees Thor.
Thor then says that since Herc is now a mortal he won't last two minutes agenst and army of ONI. Hercules then responses with saying that.
''At least he doesn't need a hammer enchanted by his daddy to slay monsters.''
''Is that so ? At least my weapon of choose can actually do damage''
'' We will see about that goldilocks''
'' Yes we will. Here your might need a little help keeping up with me on the way to AMA.''
Thor then shows Herc his chariot pulled by his Goats Tooth-grinder and Tooth-gnasher. Hercules then jumps on the chariot and the two of them make there way towards AMA to free the Gods of Japan from the demonic armies of Yagy-San.
A portal opens up in sky's of AMA and throw the portal come the Thunder himself and the lion of Olympus . Jumping off the chariot thor lent him hercules landed on top of the demon hordes and started to cleave his way throw the ONI. While Thor summoned a storm to scotch the demons from this plane of heaven. After the storm is summoned Thor then joins Herc to see who can slay the most ONI.
In the distance Yagy-San sees the thunder and knows that his army is being attacked so he mounts his headless horse and picks up his club and rides to meet the threat.
Thor and Herc are killing demons left and right but it seems like nothing due to the sheer size of this army. Thor tells Herc to go find the Kami because they need the reinforcements and because Herc is starting to show signs of fatigue due to him being a mortal.
Hercules refuses to leave his friend but Thor demands that he goes and seek out the Kami. After long argument and a couple of dead demons Herc leaves Thor to battle the horde while he goes of to find and free the missing gods.
Before Hercules get a change to leave he is attacked by a demon with a club and sent flying back. Thor turns round to see Hercules getting back up off the ground and in front of Hercules is a ONI on top of a headless horse with a giant club. The demon horde stops its attack and forms a giant circle around Hercules and Thor.
The ONI on the horse dismounts and say his name is Yagy-San the leader of the horde. Hercules asks where he is keeping the Kami. Yagy says he won't tell them and be fore he can say why he is hit in the face by Mjolnir.
''Hercules take the chariot and head towards the palace of the Kami because that is where they will most likely be held''
''Very well Thor I'm sure you can handle this poor excuse for an army''
Hercules then gets on the chariot and make his way towards the palace of the Kami.
Yaga-San stand up while holding his bloody face.
''YOU F£&@NG WELP ILL KILL YOU AND DRAG YOUR LIFELESS BODY TO GATES OF ASGARD AND SKIN YOU INFRONT OF THE ALL MOUTHER HERSELF''
Thor calmly looks around at the horde surrounding him. He takes in the sight of a thousand, thousand demons wielding sword, axe and spear. He can heard the steel of weapons hitting against the iron of their shields. He listens to the hordes feet stamp on the hard earth under them. He then looks at the blood dyed leased of this army and calmly says.
''Let the thunder come''
Hercules flys though the sky's of AMA until he finally gets to the cattle. Jumping from the chariot he lands on one of demon guards and thirsts his sword in the monsters back. Seeing the other guards run towards him Hercules removes his swords and charges towards the enemy. Herc domes the castle looking for the Kami and kills any and all guards that try to stop him until eventually he finds a house servant who tell him that the Kami are being held in specialised prison designed keep enemy's like the chaos king.
Hercules leaves the servant in the castle and heads over to the prison. He sees the Kami not locked up but incased individually in crystals. Seeing a small number of guards Hercules deals with them and turns his attention to breaking free the Kami. Out of nowhere an attack squad jump out from the sounding and attack Hercules. Caught off guard he fight valiantly but is run throw the shoulder with a spear and a sword slashes down cutting open his thigh. Hercules falls to his knees dropping his shield and sword.
'' You are Hercules ? This pathetic being is the Lion that defeat Lord Amatsu-Mikaboshi ? Pathetic.''
Meanwhile with Thor. He is holding back the horde with Thunder and lightning.
'' Come on you whore sons is this the best you can do ? The son of Odin has had head aches after drinking to much ale with more fight in them than you sacks of filth have.''
Skull after skull is crushed under mighty Mjolnir but as the demons fall before him Thor fears for his friend. Hercules is indeed a mighty warrior one of the great warriors Thor has ever known as well as one of greatest men he has known. As skilled as Hercules is he is no longer a god and there fore can no longer full push himself in battle as he once could. Fearing the worst Thor commands Mjolnir to find Hercules. Thor throws Mjolnir into the sky and watches as it flys in the direction he hopes has Hercules.
Looking up at the ONI about to kill him Hercules waits until the last possible moment and dodges the monsters deadly swing. Rolling out the way Herc grabs his shield and stands up and thunders down the shield so its edge tears throw the ONI's next decapitating him. Next thing Herc knees their is a boom and beside him is Thor's hammer Mjolnir. With out thinking Hercules picks up the hammer and uses it to defeat his attacks and break open the crystal cells holding the Kami prisoner. For the first time in a long while Hercules felt like a god again. Before making his departure Hercules makes sure that the Kami are alright then he heads towards Thor and Victory.
From the sky all the birds can see is Thunder and Blood. Thor after throwing his hammer away got a hold of a battle axe and sword and proceed to butcher his enemy's.
''Hoo Thor you yellow haired Buffon is there any left for the Lion of Olympus ?''
Joining the fray both Hercules and Thor lay waste to demon horde. With Hammer and axe, Thunder and Strength these two titans of glory laid waste to the invading army and returned rule over AMA back to the Kami.
Back on earth Thor and Hercules are at avenger academy.
''So I see you have your strength back ''
''Yes it would seem like I do. I thought that after I burnt out my power I would be a mortal for the rest of my days...it would seem like I was wrong.''
''Well my friend I need to say it was good fighting by your side again after so many years. We need to do this again.''