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(I did not create this character, I am simply making it taking the character a different direction. And was given permission to do so. So enjoy)This takes place in a different Universe, This is by no way the Sha of 616 Vine World.

BTW Rated F21, Dont know exactly why at the moment but its called the Pole im sure their will be reasons


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"Tonight Gentlemenman at mic looks into the customers and smiles and a few ladies, Tonight is THE NIGHT!! Tonight is her first debut, she is sexy, slender, and must I say how I like my coffee. Welcome Orange Wednesday!!!" The audience roars an claps, but the blinds never move. No one walks out from behind the stage for a few brief moments, then a portly man comes bolting from behind the blinds and walks over to the DJ an whispers something. The DJ covers the mic and yells at the man, then finally takes his hand off the mic "Umm.....Orange cannot come to the stage cause...well frankly we cant find her. But tonight we have another debut, the barely 18 little vixen." DJ nudges a man "Whose also just how I like my coffee, Welcome ..." Covers mic again and looks to the man an mouths something, the man nods feverishly. DJ shrugs " Welcome Sha!!!"

From behind the curtained blinds a slender leg slinks through the curtain, then slowly the rest of her body slinks out from behind the curtain. The roar from the crowd immediately stops as they stare at her dark body as it grabs ahold of the pole and climbs up, dropping quickly down head first inches from the stage. Spreading her legs she flips doing a somersault and landing with a skid, coming to a stop in front of one of the ladies who grabs her entire purse an tosses it onto the stage. Soon the crowd of men are hooting an holloring, and Sha has yet to remove a single article of clothing. Getting to her hands an knees she crawls to one of the men near to the stage and strokes his chin, her eyes shimmer an glow a bright pink and he becomes entranced and takes his wallet out and just as he is about to hand it to her a loud scream comes from the back. Looking to the DJ she rushes off the stage, and into the back. Coming too quickly to a stop as women stand in front of a door she trips over one of them, and falls through the women and face first into something fuzzy.

Lifting her head up slightly she looks up to find herself face first in the crotch of "Orange Wednesday". Standing up, one of the women starts rambling. Sha turns to the woman still in her outfit and asks "What happen? Where were you? Where was she before she was supposed to go on stage?" The woman looks at Sha, and a tall dark and handsome man walks up behind the girls watching. The woman replies"Why so many questions? What are you a cop?" Sha moves her hand quickly and takes out her badge "Yes."

The man behind the group of women raises his eyebrow "What else can you fit in there?" Sha burns a glare towards hiim "Shut up Gen, get the chief." Gen sighs an whines "Cant you finishh your dance first, I want to see you naked." Sha tosses a ashtray at him and he dodges it "You can see it later, do as I tell you." Gen grunts an mumbles something as he dials for the chief.
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#2  Edited By shanana

LMMFAO!!!!!

This was Awesome, My sis is reading, but she doesn't get it lol

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#3  Edited By Darkchild

LMAO!!!!!

I can see alot of Blondes going WOOOSH with alot of what i got planned

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#4  Edited By shanana

LOL!!!

I'm happy the OOB thing didn't make an appearance lol

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#5  Edited By Darkchild

LMAO!! oh now it will

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#6  Edited By shanana

LOL!

You Bastard on a stick

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#7  Edited By Darkchild
@Sha said:
" LOL!You Bastard on a stick "
Yet you love me
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#8  Edited By shanana

As, i reread this, it just get's even funnier

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#9  Edited By Darkchild
@Sha said:
" As, i reread this, it just get's even funnier "
LOL

Love the coffee jokes, I do
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#10  Edited By Feral Nova  Moderator

HAHAHAHAHA! XD awesome, simply AWESOME! lol

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#11  Edited By CellphoneGirl

haha

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#12  Edited By Lady Tlieso

WOW  you know I'm actually glad I havn;t  had a story done now. lol

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#13  Edited By Darkchild

LMAO!!

Oh urs will be up tomorrow or sometime this week

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#14  Edited By Lady Tlieso
@Darkchild: yeah, i've heard that before. lol
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#15  Edited By Lady Nightmare

lol DC you sux 

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#16  Edited By Legacy_

lol I liked it DC keep these coming

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#17  Edited By Feral Nova  Moderator

bump! ^^

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#18  Edited By Super Ninjan

NO!

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#19  Edited By Feral Nova  Moderator

YES! XD! BWWWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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#20  Edited By Super Ninjan

Kicks the pink football

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#21  Edited By Feral Nova  Moderator
yells as it spirals out of control in the air and into the children's hospital down town 
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#22  Edited By Super Ninjan

^_^

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#23  Edited By Darkchild

LOL Sha u know u cant wait to see what i do with h

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#24  Edited By Super Ninjan

Whose Sha?
 
My name is 
 
Zanthayifrnrrdqkdslnjewjhfwihdiwhg

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#25  Edited By Feral Nova  Moderator

O_o wonders how its pronounced 
 
I WANNA SEE WHAT YOU DO WITH IT! XP 

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#26  Edited By Darkchild
@Super Ninjan said:
" Whose Sha?  My name is   Zanthayifrnrrdqkdslnjewjhfwihdiwhg "

Stop punching the keyboard
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#27  Edited By Super Ninjan

LOl