Assination of Joker
It's been ten months. My blood lust is getting stronger and stronger. Joker's gotta be out tonight. I cant wait to get out of this shit hole. Gotham is pissing me off. My inner child hates it too. Not enough fun around here. I have to watch out for Batman cuz I don't feel like going to the jail cells in this piece of shit city. I am sitting in a broke down cadillac. It needs a heavy paint job, but it runs fast. I stole off a crack dealer. A police car passes by and I grip the handle of my gun harder. They're probably after some other piece of shit hood looming around these back alleys. It's starting to drizzle a lil. Suddenly I see him. My target. He goes up to a newspaper stand and askes for the times. I can tell he has something up his sleeve. He tosses a couple of coins. Next thing I see is gas coming out of the coins and he lays something down and strutts away. Never thing I see is the guy behind the stand running away and then a huge explosion. I see now is the time to make a move. My inner child sees the colors and the brightness and tries to take control as I get out. I take a few minutwes to meditate and I gain control. I hold my glock firmly and move fast. I see he sees me moving to him and I let off five shots. I hit him in the shoulder. He pulls out what looks like a punching glove attached to a handle. He pulls the trigger and the giant glovew comes right at me and I concentrate and let my chi off and it pushes the glove back and slows it down until it falls to the ground. He begins running and I have to gain my compossier. He jumps into a building I jump in and its dark and the building smells like ass. I then hear a grenade hitting the floor close to me. I then have to use my mind to slow time and move quickly away from the grenade as it explodes I go flying out the window. I set it straight and my nose begins bleeding. I hate to use this power unless it's nesissary. I see three more grenades come flying out the window. I see them flying at me and I dive under and thy pass above my head and I hurry back into the abandoned building. I check my ammo. The Joker comes around a corner smiling at me and makes a joke of playing injured.
"Oh please don't kill me."
I begin to get a lil insulted. I aim right at him and then unexpected I see his partner harley comes out and spin kicks me and I go through a weak wall. I begin shooting as Im on the ground in the dark. I get up and she jumps up and knees me in the face. I then see her and she has her fighting stance at me, i cant see the Joker and I point my gun at her fire the last bullet in the jamber. It's scars her face but doesn't kill her. She then punches me in the face repeatly. Im then able to stop her and I head butt her and as she is stunned I kick her in the throat. I grab her by the sides of the head part of her costume and throw her face first through a wall. As she tries to get up I kick her in the stomach. I reload my gun, but I don't see when Joker comes up behind me with a taser. Im then out cold.
I awake in a room with bright lights and Im restained to a chair and the joker is over me in a doctors uniform, so satire like. I then see the cards on a table and my inner child goes wild. Im able to keep control of myself. He askes me while looking through his tools.
"Who hired you? Was it the two faced freak? I know the batman would never spend the money for a hired gun."
"Im not hired by anyone."
He then stops and freezes.
"Really and what did I do to you? Huh? Kill you brother? Your mother? Your dog?"
"No you haven't wronged me in anyway."
"Then why are you here?!"
"I wanted a challenge."
He then realizes Im not here for money or vengence. He smiles slightly yet he is still nervous. He sees that Im just as crazy as him and Im just as dangerous. My inner child still focuses on the cards on the table. He gains full control of my body.
"Oh my god. Is that a full deck?"
The joker is confused and intrigued.
"Why yes they are."
"I wanna make a card castel, No wait I wanna play gold fish. No Crazy Eights!"
The joker finds interest and unties my body. Im trapped in my body and can only watch as he plays crazy eights with my target. They play game after game. I can watch and Im dying of the boredom. I can only meditate and try to focus.
"My My you are quite the player. And you are just like me." says the Joker
My hand starts to get under my control and Im holding the three of diamonds my hand.
"To bad I'll have to put you down." He says implying no matter how much fun I may be, he'll kill me.
I then get full control and I look him in the face and smile. I'll be the one putting you down I charge the card and slam it on the deck and the Card explodes and the cards are flying. Joker gets blown back and I do as well. Im not as damaged I get up and I see Harley comes running out with a sub machine gun. I blast my chi and it goes through her crushing her lungs and she chokes and blood comes flowing out of her mouth. I see my gun on the table with his operating tools. I pick it up and see him going for her gun laughing the whole time. I shoot him in the arm. holding the gun. I then shoot him in the leg. I pick him up and put him on the operating table. He looks at his tools and sees begins sweating and laughing frantically. I pick up a knife and drive it through His chest. I put my gun to the temple of his head and let off two shots.
This was hardly what I'd call a challenge.