It was simple job it would have taken me five minutes to be in and out. But I just had to run into the red and black f$&;@. 11:00 PM I walked down to strip club with a big overcoat that hid my body armor and weapons. I had been having nightmares from my days back in Nam. I had to do something something to clear my head, and taking down a blooming mafia boss was definitely the way to go. I entered the Strip club and looked around. Then I saw him. Mr. Adonis had taken over the Adonis family after his fathers "accidental" death.
He was young and full of pride, (those are the most dangerous ones) and he was ready to expand his business. But the only thing expanding right now was in his pants as him and his boys watched a starving blond stripper dance on a pole. It made me sick and as I grabbed hold of my Mpk-5's. I realized how much I loved this job. I threw off the over coat and let the machine gun fire wash away my fears and doubts. Strippers ran, gang bangers yelled, and a lot of killing was done. I only stopped after I heard the click of an empty magazine. The room was empty no noise at all it was.... Bliss. I closed my eyes and opened them only to see him.
"Hey what gives you the right to shoot up my favorite place! Hey! Wait.... FRANK!"
Standing there bleeding from at least ten bullet wounds in full costume was that crazy bastard Wade Wilson.
"Dude funny to see you here before you came here I was getting it on! But seeing you is much better than any old whore!"
I never understood Wade's relationship with me. He loved to see me always recommending we work together even though I hated him, And I wanted to end his miserable existence. But no matter what he thought we were friends.
"You know I am so glad to see you! I need your help!"
"Of all the... Wade why would I help you?" "Cause it is about those recent zoo kidnappings!" I couldn't help to burst out laughing. Deadpool started laughing with me then said,
"What are we laughing at."
"Listen 'Deadpool' I have much better things to do than chasing stolen tigers and lions, so excuse me I have work to do. And besides do you even have a lead on who it is?"
I turned to leave when Wade yelled
"WAIT I DO!"
I turned around aware of the not so distant police sirens and asked
"Who? What kind of villain is stealing animals?"
I looked at Deadpool about to speak when a officer burst in "Freeze!"
"HEY I WAS TALKING HERE!"
And with a quick swing Wade had just taken the head of the NYPD officer.
"God people these days!"
I stared at Wade for five seconds before popping one in his head. With a loud thump his body hit the floor.
"You don't kill cops asshole."
I was about to leave before Wade jumped up shouting
"Jeez keep your head on! I just need your help....please."
I heard SWAT vans pull up and knew it was time to go. I grabbed Wade and ran out the back door.
"Wade tell me why do you need my help huh! What's so damn important about this job!"
Deadpool then said;
"Okay, it's cause I need your sleuthing skills to help me catch this animal thief! The person paying me is loaded and says I have a week to catch the bastard or I don't get paid! C'mon man... I split it with you, and plus you've cleaned these streets good is there anyone else left to kill?"
Wades comment left me dazed like a ton of bricks. I had cleaned up and now criminals were getting to pissed pants to make moves. Shouldn't I be happy? But all I feel is emptiness....
"Huh, oh yeah ummm yeah I'll help your sorry ass, c'mon lets go back to my base and sort this whole crap out."
Deadpool then said, "SWEET! Also remember we have 7 days..."
"Hah that's all the time I need!"
Thanks for reading and stay tuned for PUNISHER AND DEADPOOL #2