Oh hey Wildvine! Again! (Guest Gah! #3)

Hi its me again, Wildvine. CapFanboy is unconscious, I mean, Taking a nap in his dressing room. So i'll be guest hosting hosting till he wakes up. Or the paramedics arrive. Whichever comes first. Okay, on with the show. Please welcome Bane from Batman & Robin and Bane from TDKR.

Okay, to avoid confusion i'm going to call you Big Foot. And you Sean, cause you sound like Sean Connery playing Darth Vader.

Bane (B&R) Big....Foot.....

Bane (TDKR) That ish not my name.

So Big Foot. A lot of people feel Batman and Robin was pure moo poo, that you were poorly portrayed, and kinda pointless in that movie. What are your thoughts to your critics?

Bane (B&R) Bane.....play....movie.

Wow. I'm sure people will look at you differently after today. But not really. Okay Sean,

Bane (TDKR) That ish not my name....

Your performance was a little better, aside from the accent. However, you only got to beat up older, retired Batman. Not really much to brag about there...

Follow up question, did you ever sneeze while wearing your face thingy?

Bane (TDKR) Uh, that never--

Did you ever get freaky with it?

Bane (TDKR) What? no it--

And why was there no mention of Harley Quinn in The Dark Knight?

Bane (TDKR) I washn't even in that!

Well, that wraps up another Gah--

Paramedic: Where's CapFanboy at?

Oh, down the hall, second door on the left. He's leaned over the bath tub.

@CapFanboy Hey Cap, check it out. : )

lol

@andrewtheking said:

lol

(Bow) Thank you.

@wildvine: I thought we said we weren't going with two banes...because it wouldn't be funny.

And you kinda forgot to send it to me before posting...

@CapFanboy said:

I thought we said we weren't going with two banes...because it wouldn't be funny.

And you kinda forgot to send it to me before posting...

Huh? You said i could do whatever i wanted. And i need approval? For Gah!

Another Gah!reat issue.

@PatMcgroin said:

Another Gah!reat issue.

o_-

See, @CapFanboy Some people like appreciate my genius.

@wildvine said:

@CapFanboy said:

I thought we said we weren't going with two banes...because it wouldn't be funny.

And you kinda forgot to send it to me before posting...

Huh? You said i could do whatever i wanted. And i need approval? For Gah!

Yeah...but I mean it's Gah! And I was kinda looking forward to boob windows and booty jokes. But yeah, do what you want. Two Banes is fine, I guess. And it was kinda funny.

I usually post guest Gah!s with a little intro...but whatever

@CapFanboy said:

Yeah...but I mean it's Gah! And I was kinda looking forward to boob windows and booty jokes. But yeah, do what you want. Two Banes is fine, I guess. And it was kinda funny.

I usually post guest Gah!s with a little intro...but whatever

Excuse me for being original. And there was a reason you couldn't do the intro. Did you even read it?

@wildvine said:

@CapFanboy said:

Yeah...but I mean it's Gah! And I was kinda looking forward to boob windows and booty jokes. But yeah, do what you want. Two Banes is fine, I guess. And it was kinda funny.

I usually post guest Gah!s with a little intro...but whatever

Excuse me for being original. And there was a reason you couldn't do the intro. Did you even read it?

Come on wildvine, I didn't mean it like that.

Of course I read it. The intro could be me getting knocked out.

@wildvine: So you're just not talking to me anymore? Fine. Do whatever you want.

@CapFanboy said:

Fine. Do whatever you want.

I will. I'm going to do my own series. With real jokes. Not the same stupid recycled booty joke over and over again. Jerk.

@wildvine said:

@CapFanboy said:

Fine. Do whatever you want.

I will. I'm going to do my own series. With real jokes. Not the same stupid recycled booty joke over and over again. Jerk.

I don't know what just happened.

Now you're going too far. All I was saying was that you do it like all the other ones and that you send it to me since, y'know, I want to be involved in my own damn series. If you're going to be like this I'm not even gonna bother. Do whatever the hell you want.

@CapFanboy Whats your problem? You act like Gah! is something that could be messed up or misrepresented. Get over yourself.

@wildvine said:

@CapFanboy Whats your problem? You act like Gah! is something that could be messed up or misrepresented. Get over yourself.

Get over yourself. All I want is for it to be something funny and Gah! like. But screw you.

@CapFanboy said:

Get over yourself. All I want is for it to be something funny and Gah! like. But screw you.

It is funny. I got two comments before you went Apesquat

@wildvine said:

@CapFanboy said:

Get over yourself. All I want is for it to be something funny and Gah! like. But screw you.

It is funny. I got two comments before you went Apesquat

I didn't go apesquat. Do your own if you're not happy.

Heh. Funnies. Lots of funnies.

What the hell's this? I was told it was Gah!, but I see no mentioning of Power Girl.

short and sweet. and funny . lol

I like it.

ahahaha

@BlackReaper said:

What the hell's this? I was told it was Gah!, but I see no mentioning of Power Girl.

See? I am right.

LMFAO, but I found Cap and Wildvine's debate funnier.

@Joygirl said:

I like it. <3

(Dies) Sqeeeeeee!

That was short.

And nobody even mentioned how BALD Bane was in TDKR!

@GR2Blackout said:

That was short.

And nobody even mentioned how BALD Bane was in TDKR!

(shrug) That's what you get for a dollar.

@wildvine: Nice.

I don't know if the argument was real or not, but I, for one, was highly amused. :)

@cbishop:

It was part of the show, but unscripted. We just rifted off each other.

Too short, lucky the director's cut included the argument :)