My Deadpool vs Daken Story.. Come & Read

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“Ponytails, Buddy, you know it's bin a while since are last date... it was AWESOME by the way, the whole coming to save daddy dearest... NICE TOUCH, MAN! Such a Disney moment... And the hand! Sowed right back on like a glove... (Wilson raises his right hand and waves it), you know... you are looking more and more like your old man, everyday, granted take away the pony tail, and the weird badly drawn tats and you’re the motherlovin bob himself!" Daken looks at Wilson coldly... “Wait Wait... here it comes ladies and gentlemen, the growl! Come one kitty, I know you got it in youuuuuu..." Daken snarled at Wilson, and clenched his fists, as he did so his claws came out, blood dripped from his hand onto the floor as he did so, Wilson looked at his claws and said "Sweeet, personally i think you claws are way cooler than Logan's... ssssssshhhh it will b our dirty lil secret, and the growl could use some work, but i don't expect much from Wolvy junior, overall i give it 4.6" Daken snarled once again and yelled " I'm Gonne Kill You!" and began running towards Wilson at full speed, Wilson stood perfectly still and said " Come on, I want to you to do it, i want you to do it, come on come on come on, faster faster faster, Skint Me Skint Me!!" Wilson then looks to the screen “Yeah, I know that sounded wrong... no wait, that could b the script for my Marvel porn movie.. Daken Consider youself hired... what do you think about thongs? ( hope i can get Emma Frost for the opposite role!! plz Santa! PLLLZZ, maybe Megan Fox can b an add in, as long as she doens't talk.. OH YEEEEAAAH, What do you guys think?)"... Daken was only a couple of feet away from him, Daken lunged at Deadpool, Wade took out his katanas quickly and slashed his legs causing him to flip forwards, Daken rolled forwards on the ground and stood up, turned around, and run towards Wilson, Daken gutted Wilson, and head butted him, as Wilson fell Daken put his claws into his head.. Wilson then said " I knew you were telepathic!!" after he said so, he grabbed Daken arm, and pushed out of his head, after doing so, he spun around on his knees, slashed Daken in the stomach, then kicked him onto the wall, took out his guns, and gunned Daken until there wasn't any bullets left in the gun, Daken fell to the floor.. Wilson smiled and said “I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN....Take that Stupid Marvel Writers! I W... (he sees Daken standing up slowly, as he does so, the wounds heal in a fury of speed) Shiiiit! DAMN YOU OVERRATED HEALING FACTORS!!! wait.. one question ponytails, Why Daken?????, of all names, i mean seriously it's a major turn off, Man" Daken growled, and then leaped at Wade, grabbed his neck pinned him to the wall, and took his free hand was about to stab his head, Wilson then said " Hold that thought, Ponytail, he then looks at he screen again and said "Stick around for part 2!"

End of Part 1


THIS IS A REPEAT!
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#2  Edited By young ghost

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#3  Edited By Fastforward!

So, why exactly is Wade calling him ponytails? The dude has a mohawk. An insanely lame one, but a mohawk nonetheless.