"Well, if it ain't Earth's big blue babysitter."
"I thought that I made it extremely clear about you no longer being allowed on my planet." Super Soldier said with a grumble of severe irritation.
Holding the limp, sickly bluish frame of a strange, anthropomorphic lizard. He held it's body out to the Duck billed Bounty Hunter and said, "Carl, say's hello. I'm not even going to ask you what this thing is, or why you felt the need to leave it lying around. However, I do notice you attempting to kidnap a kid, " Said Super Soldier. Looking at the young jeans wearing alien cuffed and gagged, held in Lobo's deformed left arm. "And just when I didn't think you could get any lower. Kidnapping Lobo? Really?"
"Ain't what ya' think super geek. And that there pencil neck pansy ain't my friend," Began Lobo, taking a drag of his cigar before, seconds later, spitting up a large, brown, glob of bile a foot away from where he stood. Having to hook his neck around the legs of the hovering hero to do so. "Just some feeb I gamble and get plastered with on my off days."
"That... That actually sounds like a friend." Replied the now confused star spangled superman.
"Well, you say tomato. I say, who gives a damn what your candy-ass say's?! You letting me and mines through or not?"
Floating in silence for five seconds, Super Soldier makes his decision. Tossing the lizard to Lobo's chopper before crossing his massive arms across his broad chest. "Not."
Will continue tomorrow/today