lobo spends the day in twilight

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lobo while cruising around the universe accidentally stumbles thru a worm hole and lands on an alternate earth populated by people who instantly piss him off, the sparkle vampires in particular so having nothing better to do he decides to exterminate them. he finds one and asks as politely as he can(i.e. ripping off body parts till he gets an answer) where he might find a large group of them. he then wanders up to the cullen house and set it on fire for sh!ts and giggles after hes finished dismembering them he notices a couple staring in horror not waisting a second he runs over to the pale skinny human and her pathetic excuse for a vampire boyfreind and evicerates them with ease deciding hunting the rest down would be a hassle he goes around stealing nukes and goes ahead and destroys the planet and flies away happily whistling to himself as he goes back thru the worm hole leading to his home universe and all of creation (except some emo teenage girls) rejoices in the fact that their are no more sparkle vampires to annoy us any more, the end...................................i know the story is poorly written but i was trying to maintain the level of quality twilight fans are used to

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#1  Edited By InnerVenom123

YOU.
ARE.
A.
GOD.

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#2  Edited By doordoor123

LOL!

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#3  Edited By joshmightbe
@InnerVenom123: please do not worship me but im open to cash donations... :-)
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#4  Edited By InnerVenom123
@joshmightbe: Nah, you don't need the money. Just publish this and you'll be a millionaire :D
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#5  Edited By joshmightbe
@InnerVenom123: there are alot of people whod love to see twilight nuked by a psychotic space biker
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#6  Edited By Epic Battle Bard

lol, I love Lobo and I h8 twilight, so this made me happy. Should've gone longer tho, wanted to see more carnage ;) Thnx.
 
think u can do me a favor tho and post something in my fanfic, i didn't realize u can't post more than 2 things in a row without some1 else posting before the site stops you and now I can't post last part of my story.
 
heres the link:
 http://www.comicvine.com/forums/fan-fic/8/goku-vs-superman-the-ultimate-battle/543599/#10

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#7  Edited By joshmightbe
@Epic Battle Bard: can do
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#8  Edited By Constantine
@joshmightbe said:
".....................i know the story is poorly written but i was trying to maintain the level of quality twilight fans are used to "
lol
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#10  Edited By Sideslash

1 million points. Well done!

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#11  Edited By thor5993

YES!
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#12  Edited By Primmaster64

HEHE

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#13  Edited By Dracade102

 
 
YOU ARE AWESOME.
 
Lobo AND an Anti-Twilight Message in the Same Fan-Fic?  
THANK YOU. 
You Just made my day.

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#14  Edited By joshmightbe
@Dracade102: i aim to please
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#16  Edited By joshmightbe
@Portrait: i would but lobo isn't allowed in hell
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#18  Edited By ms__omega

100% Pure Awesomeness

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#19  Edited By The Sadhu

The Sadhu approves of this thread!
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#20  Edited By joshmightbe
@Portrait: i say god's memo holds more weight than that story line
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#21  Edited By Pr_Beyonder
Hi, I'm the Beyonder and I approve of this message.
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#22  Edited By batkevin74

@joshmightbe: Bwhahahahahahahaha! Found this hiding up the back of the vine...ha ha ha!

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@joshmightbe: It was just short enough to keep the bile from welling up over the appearance of Twilight, and just long enough to enjoy the destruction of sparkly vampires ...VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE!

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