Legion In Black #1

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#1  Edited By GR2Blackout

Like I said in Spiderbat, this is seperate from A New Amalgam Universe. Its an indepent fan-fic, however its seperate from my Amalgam Continuity that features Spiderbat. BTW this is Men In Black/Legion Of Super-Heroes.

REVENGE OF THE BRUTAL FOUR

It was a dark night, and the Brutal Four, a group of vicious aliens, a group of vicious aliens, were on the loose...

SERLEENA THE EMERALD EMPERESS: Hmmmm... It's all empty... sniff sniff... it's safe! Validus The Bug! Tharok The Animal! And where the heck is Mano The Pug?

MANO THE PUG: Hey, hey, I'm comin', geez!

SERLEENA: Mano, this is serious. We can finally get revenge on the Legion In Black!

MANO: Big whoop, then.

SERLEENA: Rrrrg.... Tharok, Validus! Go check every inch of the city! We need to find them!

Tharok and Validus went off and did what Serleena said.

MANO: What'd ya possibly want from me? I'm a simple watchamacallit from planet somewhere.

SERLEENA: You have information, right?

MANO: I'm as snitchy as the snitchiest snitch on the highest snitch mountain!

SERLEENA: Any info on the Legion In Black?

MANO: No. Any info on who won last night's game? Heh heh heh.

SERLEENA: Shut up and answer!

MANO: Heh, heh, heh... oh, boy... heh... umm... no.

SERLEENA: It's hopeless. We have to infiltrate LiB HQ.

MANO: And get me a m-e-a-t-b-a-l-l s-u-b!

At the LiB HQ...

AGENT C: Well, well, well... where do you think your going? Your a fugitive from Krypton, and right now your on Earth.... not smart, Kal-El.

KAL-EL: My planet was destroyed, genius!

AGENT C: Oh, yeah, well... hmm... hold on, I gotta take this call. Agent M? What did you see this time? Another baby?

AGENT M (on the phone): That was one time, C. One time! Either way, I think I see somethin' important.

AGENT C: I'm talking with a Kryptonian fugitive, I think its more important then you mistaking a baby for a Parademon and having to neuralyze the baby and its mother. Aw, crap, the Kryptonian escaped. Ya happy now?

AGENT M (on the phone): A little bit...

Just then, the alien M spotted, Tharok The Animal, blasted a rocket up towards M.

AGENT M: Aaaah! He found me!

M jumped down from the building as it exploded.

AGENT M: Bring it on, Fat-Head!

THAROK: My head is NOT fat, it is skinny...

AGENT M: No it ain't. Not from here, at least.

THAROK: Rrrg! DIE!

Tharok blasted another rocket, but M ducked and the rocket blew up a building.

AGENT M: Stop blowin' up buildings, man, money don't grow on trees!

M got out his blaster and shot a rocket at Tharok, and it blew Tharok backwards onto the docks and into the water.

AGENT M: Thank God thats over.

Just then, a little girl, who was a witness, stared over at M...

LITTLE GIRL: The Brutal Four are coming... coming... coming...

AGENT M: Umm... how do you know that, little girl?

LITTLE GIRL: Yeah, "girl".

M blinked, and the little girl suddenly disappeared.

AGENT M: One down, 3 to go... I guess.

TO BE CONTINUED IN BUGGING ME....

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#2  Edited By GR2Blackout

Crap, messed up and clicked publish WAY too early. I'm going to edit this and finish it.

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Nice work.

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Amazing work