Kryptosprite!

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#1  Edited By GR2Blackout

Hey! Lex Luthor here!

Looking for something to quench your evil thirst that will also make you able to kill Superman with just one touch?

Using Kryptonite particles mixed in with several evil chemicals, Kryptosprite tastes delicious!

But don't take it from me, listen to these satisfied customers:

"Forget that freak from Gotham, thanks to Kryptosprite, I can move to Metropolis and get away with several crimes there!" - Joker, psycho

"I love Kryptosprite so much I literally run on it." - Metallo, professional cyborg

"It is not as good as Diet Venomcola, which gives me my strength, but Kryptosprite gives me the ability to break Superman." - Bane, terrorist who was poorly portrayed in Batman & Robin

So drink Kryptosprite!

Wait.... Superman!

What are you doing here!

AAAAAAAAAAH! I've gotta drink this Kryptosprite before..... TOO LATE!

Sorry, we are experiencing TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES

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#2  Edited By andrewtheking

cool

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#3  Edited By GR2Blackout

@andrewtheking said:

cool

Thanks.

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#4  Edited By Squalleon

lol

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That was a great laugh.

Too bad he will get sued for using the word Sprite. Then again, it wouldn't matter since he's a multi-billionare.

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#6  Edited By thespideyguy

Funny.

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#7  Edited By GR2Blackout

Bump

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Love it. Ever thought of doing a Miraclo commercial?

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#9  Edited By PlasticBag

Nice

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#10  Edited By wildvine  Moderator

I'm drinking it right now. So refreshing!

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#11  Edited By stumpy49er

That was good!