Reality... if anything matters its reality. The matrix of realities is a quite fascinating concept. Several pocket universes all being held together as if they were balloons tied to one pole. That pole... is time. Time can easily be destroyed or devastated, though, and when that happens, all the realities are loose and out of control... they will fly off, and there will be no way to get them back before they get too high up... and pop. Only two heroes can stop time from being destroyed and reality from being wiped out... forever.
Spider-Man, swinging through the city to find Iron Man, finds something that will prove that there not in Kansas anymore... and by Kansas I mean Earth-616.
SPIDER-MAN: Where is he?
Spider-Man sees a tall building with an A inside a circle floating above it up.
SPIDER-MAN: Reminds me of the Baxter Building... wait a second! That "A".... Lizard... Crimson Dynamo... Green Goblin... Mandarin... Oh, God!
Spider-Man lands in front of the building and knocks on the door.
SPIDER-MAN: C'mon, c'mon, answer...
A robot butler, JARVIE, answers the door.
JARVIE: I am JARVIE. This is the home of the Fantastic Avengers. Who are you?
JARVIE scans Spidey.
JARVIE: No files on you.... Contacting Mr. Reed Rogers...
SPIDER-MAN: No files? Reed Rogers? GASP..... who in the heck would name there robot butler JARVIE?
Reed Rogers answers the door.
REED ROGERS: Who are you? What is your buisness here?
SPIDER-MAN: Look, I'm a super-hero from another dimension, me and another superhero, Iron Man, were battling a time-traveler and we ended up beamed to the matrix of realities, where we fell into some portal and ended up in your reality.
REED: A fellow superhero? Please, call me Captain Fantastic.
Reed and Spidey shook hands and walked inside.
IN REED'S LAB....
CAPT. FANTASTIC: Well, your right. You are from another dimension...
Cap F. grabs another scanner and continues to scan Spidey.
JARVIE comes in.
JARVIE: May I offer your guest some coffee?
SPIDER-MAN: Wow, I wish I had an annoying coffee robot...
CAPT. FANTASTIC: JARVIE, can you get Ben and Natasha in here?
SPIDER-MAN: Ben? Natasha?
CAPT. FANTASTIC: Ben Banner and Natasha Storm.
SPIDER-MAN: Huh?
CAPT. FANTASTIC: Sigh... there super-heroes... Thulk and Invisible Widow.
SPIDER-MAN: Oh, you said BEN... I thought you said, uh, SHMEN. Yeah, Shmen. Shmen Shmanner and Shmatasha Shmorm...
CAPT. FANTASTIC: Okay...
A call came in on Spider-Man's almost broken communicator.
SPIDER-MAN: Hello?
Iron Man was on the other end.
COMMUNICATOR: ItsZZZZHHHHIIFFF meEEA. KISSSSHHHHhello?
SPIDER-MAN: My communicators messed up, I cant hear you!
On the beach...
IRON MAN: Spidey, pick up... Spidey? Do you hear me? SPIDEY?!
COMMUNICATOR: CCCCCHHHit's me! Tony! Lissssshhhhten to me! I chikkkkkan't hear you! My communicatorsssshhh all messsshed up!
IRON MAN: Spidey! Oh, God, he hung up on me... I wonder if I can track him down to his exact location.
Iron Man followed Spidey's coordinates to the Baxter Mansion.
IRON MAN: This map is all... weird. I recognize it, but all of the locations have different names and stuff...
Iron Man lands at the Baxter Mansion.
IN CAPTAIN FANTASTIC'S LAB...
SPIDER-MAN: So, you guys are all... like... mash-ups...
BEN BANNER: I suppose we ARE mash-ups of several important people from your reality... so, who's ta' say your not the alternate version of US?
SPIDER-MAN: Because.... I just... you guys are alternate versions of my reality, shut up!
Iron Man walks in
IRON MAN: Web-head, we needa' get down to the beach to stop Crimson Lizard and find out how to get back to our reality!
SPIDER-MAN: Tony, listen, these guys are called... Fantastic Avengers! Were in a reality where WE are combined!
IRON MAN: So, wheres... us?
CAPTAIN FANTASTIC: Thats what we have to find out... he could have been erased from reality upon your arrival.
SPIDER-MAN: So we killed US?!
IRON MAN: We gotta go, NOW! Cap F, got any files on this Crimson Lizard guy?
Cap Fantastic checks his villain files
CAPTAIN FANTASTIC: Lets see... Galactultron, Dr. Skull, Baron Ghost and the Apes of Evil... Oh, here, Crimson Lizard... Curt Vanko was a russian scientist whos arm was lost in WWII, so he made a red suit of armor that resembles a lizard to keep him alive. I'll send Human Hawkeye with you guys.
AT THE BEACH...
HUMAN HAWKEYE: C'mon, Dimension Dudes!
SPIDER-MAN: Is that actually COOL to say in this dimension?
HUMAN HAWKEYE: Theres Crimson Lizard!
CRIMSON LIZARD: Iron-Spider? Oh no, theres two of you now! I will have REVENGE!!!
SPIDER-MAN: Do I know you? Oh yeah, we know you.
CRIMSON LIZARD: First, you came to stop me and my alligator army from taking over mankind via the lighthouse! Then you beat me to a pulp, then with your repulsor-shooters, you blasted me into the wall and I fell into the water. You thought I drowned, but I'm BACK!
SPIDER-MAN: Wow, he HAS gone mad with power...
HUMAN HAWKEYE: Well, we're here to take you ta' school, ugly!!!
TO BE CONTINUED....
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