Welcome everyone, to the Gah! headquarters for our first annual CHRISTMAS PARTY! Don't mind the littered tarantula drawings, @pyrogram found a pen and well, you know what children are like. Ah-- yes, I'm sorry, I got off track there for a second, a tour! Of course you want a tour!
Right. Well. This is the entrance, also the exit. Two-in-one, we're swanky like that. Errrrm....oh, right! Over here, is the coat closet. It's technically @wildvine's office since she's the new associate producer and all but I renovated it because my office was too far from the door and I need my coat quickly dammit. I don't know if wildvine is inside actually, let's take a little peak-- AHH! AHHHHHHHHH! @bumpyboo, get some clothes on! HE'S NOT EVEN A REAL HOBO!--Wait. @avenging_x_bolt? How are you here? Why are you dressed like an impoverished santa--ohhh.....this could get messy in court.
Oh poop. I just remembered--well you won't, you have no idea what I'm talking about. Remember ol' Roger 'Pyrogram' whateverhislastnameis with the penchant for drawing creepy spiders in unnatural positions? Well I got sick of the lawsuits and locked him in wv's office. With those two. Bad decision. Those scars'll take some time getting used to.
Who else is here?! On the main floor we have @jonny_anonymous trying to bring back 70s funk moves. No, it isn't fancy dress. Yes, he does dress like he's going to a disco all the time. Maybe he does need to be hospitalised. Why has the music stopped? Where's the DJ? I hear scratching sounds but I'm almost certain that's @project_worm trying to get through the door and not that con man who I paid 15 sterling to. Did I not think it strange I was getting a "world class DJ" for that little? No. He's a DJ. Not a Mariachi band. Well, I was going to book a M-- LET ME GET MY SENTENCE OUT -- I was going to book a Mariachi band but figured the sombreros would look too out of place with the Santa hats, and besides @awesam gets pretty racist when he's drunk. Fine, not racist, but if there are any policeman here, I'd be willing to testify. Come to think of it, @joygirl was supposed to be here somewhere....No, I haven't checked the fridge. One, I don't possess a fridge-- What is this? WHERE DID IT COME FROM?! HAVE I BEEN STARVING MYSELF THIS ENTIRE TIME?!-- Oh wait. Pro-biotic yoghurts. I feels like someone just pooped in my stocking. Wait, someone did. Right, you guys wait here-- No, don't enjoy the party! Wait here! The tour isn't done yet. I'll be back. Soon. Probably. When I am I'll introduce you to more people.
Epilogue
Orderly 1: Why is he running around the room, gesticulating wildly and screaming while shaking his leg?
Ordely 2: I have no idea, I think I heard him say Christmas parties.
Orderly 1: Is it one of those weird things he does where he interviews those crappy nerd things.
Orderly 2: Comic Books dave, comic books, and they're not crappy. They're quite entertaining.
Orderly 1: Yeah, about as entertaining as Ben Affleck!
Orderly 2: Haha, f**k that guy.
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