YES MINIONS, I HAVE RETURNED!!!
In the time inbetween the last Gah! and this one I became tired of fake interviews and continued my role as a productive member of the Fan-Fic section. Before I decided--
The Dark Knight Rises needed more booty.
So, please welcome Batman!
*grunt*
Aww, come on. We got you everything you asked for. We even got you Hulk's skittles.
Huh?
Nothing Hulk...
Rachel!
What? Wait, is this like what we saw in Rambo? Everything reminds you of your troubles. So like a gun...symbols your mother and father getting shot.
*cries*
Hey! You're the Batman! You can deal with anything!
I'M BATMAN!
Yeah you are! If you're not Batman then my girlfriend isn't on her time of the mont-- Oh, sorry Hulk.
Huh?
Y'know...how you're always angry.
HULK NO BLEED. HULK IS STRONGEST THERE IS!!
Ok buddy, you wanna rage at something. Adam Sandler's new film is out.
Hulk hate Adam Sandler.
So do I buddy. So do I.
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