GAH! #27 IS IS RIGHT HERE!!
I AM IRON MAN! IRON IRON IRON IRON MAN!!! Ok...that's not the song. But still.
You're an idiot.
Shut up. You were in Due Date.
Yeah, and even Zach Galifianakis impressed me more than you. I'm a genius. A tech wizard. What am I even doing here?
You're an alcoholic.
Oh.
Also, your best friend had plastic surgery off stage and then betrayed you.
What?
And that sexy russian spy with the great booty rejected your advances.
Oh.
And you spent your time playing with Dwarves. Get a kid to sit on your lap and it could be the brilliant backstory to join
and Hal Jordan's little club....
And that sexy russian spy with the great booty rejected your advances.
You already said that.
I didn't think that I stressed the great booty part enough.
*Cries*
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