Dante: Kratos, I had an idea. We should start a team called the underdogs.
Kratos: Great plan. We need some members
The word spreads, fast enough that the following join and become members-
Dante: Ok, team. Since I can have a little too much fun, Rocket's gonna lead the team and usually be the one with the plan
Rocket: I like it. What are we up against?
Dante: We're up against the forces of evil such as Thanos, Sabretooth, and Loki.
Rocket: Ok, I say we go after Loki first. Heard some things about him. Trying to become dictator of Asgard.
Heimdall: Why, I am from Asgard.
Beast: He's in Cincinnati, Ohio. He's cloned Hydra agents, in a less powerful form.
Rocket: Ok, here's the plan. It's me, Dante, Kratos, Arjun, Hummingbird, Beast, Domino and Octopus.
The team arrives
Rocket: For the last time: What the hell is a Raccoon?! I'm the only thing in this world that's like me!
Loki: No, it's what your species--- Nevermind. Anyway, prepare to burn, as I steal the throne from the fat man, and make my Blonde brother jealous of my power! Agents, attack!
Rocket: Guys, spread and attack!
Dante: Take this!
As Dante is getting ready to rumble, he takes an agent, and throws him so hard, he crashes into 11 others, and Dante uses Yamato to take out 11% of the agents.
Agent: Well, you may have your tricks, but that was just lucky.
As the agent as finished, he is shot in the leg by Domino's handgun
A circle of Agents fire at Hummingbird's suit but the bullets bounce off.
Loki: Vibranium suit. No matter. I've got this!
As Loki has just finished, he freezes Hummingbird's right wing with the staff, and as Hummingbird is falling, Kratos catches him
Kratos: As Underdogs, we look out for each other
Arjun pepper sprays 8 of them in the mouth and eyes, then Octopus jumps up to Loki's location. Loki grabs him
Loki: HAhahahahaha. A cephalopod?! Those fools----
As he is about to finish the sentence, he is inked in the eyes, and then Hummingbird stabs him with the katana, and Domino shoots him in the eye
Loki: Lucky planning, mortals. Having octopus ink and a vibranium suit user on your team.
Rocket: It's not luck. It's strategizing and teamwork.